Humorous sentences of women

First, do you know what precautions are needed to sell Meng? Watch your appearance!

Second, knights, like other princesses, come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay for delivery.

Third, don't always complain that your talent is not as good as others. You must work hard anyway. When you do your best, you will understand that your talent is really inferior to others.

If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

5. The fish's memory is only seven seconds, so it is no wonder that swimming in the fish tank every day will not go crazy. Hey, where is this? I haven't swum! Hey, where is this? I didn't swim

We work hard to make our boss live a better life.

Seven, Lao Wang fell into the well, with the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to the life in the well.

I talked about a girlfriend eight or five years ago. Her father didn't like me and married her away. Today, I suddenly met her father in the street. Although I hate him, I called Uncle Sheng and handed him a Chinese. Her father smoked two cigarettes: I didn't expect you to succeed today, uncle, I regret it! At first, I thought your boy was a beggar's life. I was afraid my daughter would suffer, so I wouldn't let her follow you anyway. What I never expected was that begging can earn so much money now!

Nine, in fact, no one is really cold, but it is not you who is warm.

Ten, the ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only how hard it works, but also its parents are white swans.

Eleven, two foreigners in China for the Spring Festival to eat jiaozi, one said: "I'm so stupid, I peeled jiaozi for the first time." The other said, "You're all right. I thought I spit out the nucleus. "

Just because I have meat doesn't mean I'm fat, it's the love of my parents.

Thirteen, big data shows that quitting smoking can extend your life span for nearly ten years. So if you quit smoking again and again, you will live forever.

14. My mother gave birth to two daughters. I am plain, but my sister is as beautiful as a flower. I asked my mother: Why is it so unfair? My mother replied: the first batch of goods, inexperienced, almost the same quality.

Fifteen, the son asked his father: "I will open a clinic tomorrow. Can you teach me some secrets of success? " My father said cheerfully, "I'm going to retire anyway. It doesn't matter if I say it: when writing the diagnosis, the handwriting should be as vague as possible, and the bill should be as clear as possible."

Sixteen, master: there are no easy words in the world of adults! Disciple: No, it's easy to be poor, bald and fat!