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Talk about hegemony
2, be modest, because modesty is not getting drunk.
3, people are like roll paper, nothing to pull as little as possible.
4. Hate, sometimes misusing the power of love.
You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.
6. Someone asked me: Who will run your life? Fuck!
7. The plans of our generation are random.
8, sometimes there are some things, not knowing is happier than knowing.
9. If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.
10, husband, goalkeeper, goal!
1 1, there are few truths in the world, it depends on whether you can do it.
12, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P!
13, I would like to be an angry bird and hit those pigs!
14, I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.
15, you can't eat your sorrow in one bite, you can only eat fat.
16, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.
17, you are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.
18, time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.
19. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.
20. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.
2 1, even if you want to cry, smile and say, damn it!
22, life is like a play, all by acting; Life is too short to be sexy.
23. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.
24. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.
25, temper and fart are the same, if there is, it will be sent, and if there is no, it will ruin the body.
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
27, insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that if you sleep less for one night, you will die.
28. If fate grabs your throat, grab his armpit.
29. Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.
30, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.
3 1, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.
People who don't understand you don't need to explain.
1, it is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.
2, I want to be thin into a lightning bolt, illuminating all the fat people;
3. Did the child see the ash machine? Answer, there is a hair ash machine.
4. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, the house is the lowest consumption level.
5. Many things in the world are not right or wrong. Too many people do it, so they can't tell right from wrong.
6. To be a man, we must "stand the four tests": stand the test, stand the test, stand the question and stand the check.
7. The small vagueness in misty poems and the big vagueness in soap operas.
8. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.
9. If I can't find you, I will shout your name to the sky until you appear.
10, whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock; I like your personality, but I don't like your gender!
1 1, news: the deputy chief of staff of the Vietnamese army said: if China is unable to seize the island, the Vietnamese army will go straight to Beijing from the border; Netizen comment: M's poor ghost, can he afford the high-speed fare from Guangxi to Beijing?
12, were you copied today? Your family has been copied. ...
13, you think you stepped on me, but you don't know that I can cut off your head at any time.
14, a woman's purity is false, unless her heart is pure.
15, don't call me if you have nothing, let alone something.
16, you are not an environmental protection bag, so don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.
17, when I found my wife, I kissed her for three days and three nights at the first time. I want to ask, where have you been these years?
18, don't think about your kindness to others, because no one will remember except you.
19, single cycle, listening to the lyrics, humming songs, singing mood.
20. People who don't know you don't need to explain, and people who know you don't need to explain.
2 1, I really want to turn on the air conditioner to work!
22. Constipation is both painful and helpless ...
23. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
24. Every time I take the elevator, hearing the "ding" sound of opening the door is like being in a microwave oven, and sometimes there are acquaintances inside.
The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.
202 1 classic tone: those who understand me don't need my explanation, and those who don't understand me don't need my explanation.
1. Sooner or later, you will understand that porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night, and people who cheat you will say more than those who love you.
People who know me don't need my explanation, and people who don't know me don't need my explanation.
People only care about what they like, so it is obvious whether a person loves you or not.
Life is not just eating and drinking now, but also travelling expenses and accommodation in the distance.
The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.
I'd rather pretend to be naive and heartless than you pretend to be mature and haggle over every ounce. Talk about life. Let's talk realistically.
7. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that I know the truth, but you still lie and tell it so truly and profoundly.
8. loving someone has always been like this. You obviously want the moon, but you can only get moonlight.
9. Many people secretly criticize me, saying that I am sophisticated. In fact, I only know one thing. If I don't protect myself, no one in this world will protect me.
10. Poets praise love only when they don't kiss a girl. They all praise freedom after being free.
1 1. I feel that time passes faster every year because time is more important to you every year.
12. Only those who care are eligible not to be investigated.
13. It's much more cost-effective to spend time meeting one or two intimate friends than to talk about a few fruitless relationships.
14. Nobody cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and nobody cares how many autumn you have to toss and turn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves. When we all understand this truth, we won't be melodramatic in front of people and tell people relief everywhere.
15. When you can't let go, think more about how the other party let you go.
16. I have no secret love when I am old. Even if I care about someone, if the other person is indifferent, I will immediately accept my heart.
17. It's not that someone annoys you, but that you annoy yourself with someone's words and deeds.
18. Many times, we all think that people who buy medicine for you love you the most. In fact, the person who forces you to take medicine is the one who loves you the most.
A domineering and cold-blooded aesthetic sentence: a fierce life needs no explanation.
1, life is a hero, death is a ghost. I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong.
As a woman, you should be like a painting. Don't make clothes. Men tried and tried, but no one bought it. It's worn out and it's difficult to sell it at 50% discount.
Civil servants don't love money, and officers will die. No worries, no worries, no peace in the world!
4, the sky is going to kill me, I have no way to escape, if you want to kill me, I will fight to the end.
5. My life is not decided by heaven. Heaven kills me and I kill it.
6. I am not a strong person, but I know that I have to pretend to be strong when I should be strong.
7, if the sky is affectionate, the sky is old, if people are affectionate, they will die long ago!
8, the sea is vast, and the mountain is the peak.
9. I am the only one who dares to go against the sky.
10, Hongtu wants to say with a smile, you can't let life slip past you.
1 1, Ling Mei was waiting for dawn and cold, and I leaned against the fence several times in fear. You can still be proud of the frost and snow. Don't look at people with dirty eyes.
12, no tiger died in Pingyang. When the storm comes again, one day the tiger will return to the mountain and the dragon will get water. I want you to pay back your blood ten times.
13, there is no if in life, only consequences and results.
14, change your life with my three fireworks.
15, a gentleman's behavior, regardless of right and wrong, regardless of interests; On good or bad, regardless of success or failure; On immortality, dead or alive.
16, I'd rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any Japanese virgin!
17, don't be afraid of being used. People use you, which means you still have use value.
18, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?
19, that bloody painting, how can it be a little cinnabar between your eyebrows, covering the world, but it is still prosperous.
20, drunk lying on the knees of beauty, wake up the world.
2 1, whoever uses the method of fighting, gallops thousands of cars, rides thousands of carts, takes a hundred thousand armor, and feeds thousands of miles. Then the internal and external expenses, the use of guests, the material of glue paint, the gift of car armor, thousands of dollars a day, and then hundreds of thousands of teachers to carry.
22, intentional killing thieves, unable to return to heaven. A fair death honors a lifetime. Come on, come on.
23. If you can't forget the person who hurt you, make his picture in black and white, look at it when you miss him, and then tell yourself that he is dead.
24, you don't respect me, I respect you, you still don't respect me, I still respect you. If you don't respect me, I'll waste you.
25. Never change yourself for others. If you can't accept the worst of me, you don't deserve the best of me!
26, try to see the natural barrier crossing the whip, do not believe that the Central Plains is not surnamed Han.
27. Thorough materialism is fearless.
28. The son of heaven is the product of everyone, so the son of heaven should regard himself as a member of everyone and the world as the world.
29, lying in the middle of the night listening to the wind and rain, iron horse glacier dream.
At 30, the stung dragon woke up with a thousand flashes.
3 1, all reactionaries are paper tigers!
32. I laughed from the horizontal knife and went to live in the liver and gallbladder.
33. What does it matter to me that the world is extinct and chaotic?
34. I don't want something that doesn't belong to me; I don't want what I didn't really give me!
35, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people attack me, I will attack!
36, do not hesitate to play treasure knife, and change wine. A cavity of blood is diligent and precious, even if spilled, it can become Bi Tao.
37. My life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.
38. The truth of Marxism is infinite. In the final analysis, it is a word, rebellion is justified!
39. The sky is a chessboard star. Who dares to play? Let the land be the pipa road and the strings, which one can play!
40. Don't alienate your husband unless he has no tears.
4 1. If you do something sorry, don't be afraid. If you die, you die. Tell me calmly how you want to die.
42. The way out is to go out and there will be a way out!
43, turn around, a wisp of Leng Xiang is far away, the snow is deep, and the smile is shallow. Will you fight me in the afterlife?
44. It is difficult to do things with doubts. No doubt about employing people, no doubt about people.
45. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
46. Extremely dangerous people are infected with death and encounter death.
47. Don't think sending flowers on Valentine's Day is boring. It's not every day. Why are you looking for such a boring excuse?
48. In the decade of beacon light in the south, this head must be hung to the country. After death, you work hard and good news flies like paper money.
49. Heaven is too crowded. Who will accompany me to hell?
50, but look at crabs coldly and see how long you will run wild.
5 1, nothing serious enough to be laughed at, except the crotch is open.
52, if a lifetime gone with, Mo Wen and Wen Da to governors.
53, born in death, died without injury. Dead people are almost the same as dead people. You should only wander in a foreign land.
54. Mourn Ran Min, the King of Heaven, and destroy Hu to restore China.
55. Be kind to yourself when you are alive, and don't run into other people's lives as an episode.
56. Don't squeeze into the world where you can't get in. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?
57. The fighters are dreams, picturesque, and human heroes.
58. Be lenient with others, be gentle and gentle, break if you can, and be invincible.
59, heaven abandoned me, I would rather be a demon; If the sky wants to destroy me, I will go against it.
60, a glass of wine released soldiers, the picture shows wearing a dagger.
6 1, ten thousand heads of blood in ping shi will save Gan Li Kun.
62. Don't be afraid of what you did to me. Death is fatal. Tell me calmly how you want to die.
63. People who care about me, I will care more! People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue?
64. You are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall!
65. When others pretend to be cool, my sister will bow her head, not because I am shy, but because I am looking for bricks!
66. It annoys me to death. Use it, kill it, and leave no one behind.
67. One day, the power will be in your hands, and you will kill all the people in the world who let me down.
68. Feet on the living, palms live and die, legends are immortal, and kings are invincible.
69. If you can't give a woman a basic material life, what can you say about your love?
70. Learn for the rise of China.
7 1, a real macho man, dares to face a bleak life. Another characteristic of macho men is that they hide when they cry.
72. In those days, Jin Ge was an iron horse and swallowed Wan Li like a tiger.
73. Don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.
74. I may not be very rich, but I am sure I can give you what others can give you.
75. My ambition is to defeat the world with my sword. Will be one of the sword, proved the whole world, the other side of the void.
76. Ride a white dragon in the sky and cross a tiger in the mountains. Omnipotent, high spirits.
77. Just because I think you look back, I miss your morning and evening.
78, a proud body, two sleeves murderous; Three feet sharp, square without a horse; Between the five command rooms, the six realms are silent; Seven-stringed Bailly, crying in famine.
79, a sword hates life, short of breath and heroic.
After 80, the blood flowed into the river, the eyebrows smiled lightly, and pointed a gun at the poor bandits. Who dares to fight with me?
8 1, if the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky.
82. A gentleman is born between heaven and earth, and it is unwise to do it without knowing his master! I'm sorry for my death today.
83. One flower and one world, one leaf and one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.
84. Participating in the revolution is a great achievement, and bloodshed should have a career. Taking righteousness as benevolence is a matter of today, and free flowers are planted all over the world.
85. When the eagle goes down the mountain, the tiger soars into the sky. Who rules the ups and downs, only Dolly.
86, calculate the courage of life, not because of people. Those laity, narrow-minded, how can you understand me? When a hero has no way out, it is inevitable to encounter setbacks.
87. A warrior with shortcomings is a warrior after all, and a precious fly is just a fly after all.
88. How about beheading today? There are many difficulties in starting a business I will go to Quantai to recruit Kibaki and behead Yamaraja with100000 as the standard.
89. Looking at flowers in the fog, who is always waiting? Looking at the moon from the balcony, there is no end to time.
90, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.
9 1, split the road of life and death with both hands, and cut off the root of right and wrong with one knife.
92. I am the first emperor. There are many descendants, and two or three are endless.
93. Your life is up to me. You are just waving.
94. Use hooliganism to deal with hooligans, and use hooliganism to deal with hooligans.
95. The world is careless with my sister. I don't ask the world of mortals to ask heaven.
96, the hero is hard to get rid of, Ying Zheng made peace and stood in the world!
97. Sitting alone in the pond is like a tiger crouching, enjoying the cool tree to recuperate. In spring, if I don't speak first, which cicada dares to speak?
98. Wild life needs no explanation.
99. I want this day, I can't cover my eyes any more. If I want this land, I can't bury my heart again. I want all living beings to understand what I mean, and all buddhas will be destroyed!
100, the world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.
10 1. Dinner is not everything. You can't do anything without dinner.
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