What are some humorous sentences that pop up?

The humorous sentences that bubbled up are:

1. The bubbles prove that I am still using it. Why did the circle of friends suddenly change from a few posts a day to once a year? Yeah.

2. The signal on the mountain is not good. Come and take a shower to prove that I am still on the mountain.

3. I’ve been very busy lately, with so many things going on every day, and taking a break proves that I’m still here.

4. The time is quiet and good, and I talk to you. The gentle water flows long, and I am with you. The prosperity is gone, and I am old with you. Make a bubble to prove that I'm still here.

5. I just want to make a splash, prove that I am still here, let everyone know me well, and don’t forget me. I've been too busy these days.

6. I almost forgot how to post to Moments. The last time I posted was when I graduated from college. This bubble proves that I am still here, hahaha, a middle-aged woman who lives in beauty.

7. In the hot summer, when you are bored, post a picture to make people bubble, to prove that I am still there.

8. I have been missing for too long. I heard that some people can’t find me. I popped up to prove that I am still there.