Urgent need-sketch: cross talk: learn radio lines!

I went to the zoo on Sunday when I was free. I play with tigers when I pick lions and tigers. I'm looking at it energetically. I don't know who the villain is, but I went there.

Squeeze forward and hiss: "The tiger is out of the mountain!" . Yo-yo, you pushed me out.

Oh, did you break it?

A: I am not afraid of breaking anywhere. I broke my arm and leg. I can't help picking up Baba from the hospital. Breaking this place won't work, no.

It's a place where people stay!

Oh, it fell into the tiger hole!

A: I looked up and saw a big tiger lying not far ahead, which scared me to lose my voice. Oh, my God!

Why do you call mother tiger?

Call mom? It's no use calling grandma, it's over! The weight of the big guy 120 kilograms, even the bones and meat are just a lunch for the tiger.

Where is it?

B: Don't worry. Take your time.

A: My head is big. It's nice to sneak a look at the tiger.

B: The tiger didn't see you?

A: I am communicating with you!

B: Huh? Staring at you!

A: As soon as the tiger glared at me, my head was full of energy and many heroic images emerged.

What a hero!

A: I looked up and there were many people looking at me from above. We are young people of the times. So many people fall on the tiger's mouth that we can't give it to the green one.

Young people have no face. In the past, did you hear the Beijing opera Song Wu Da Hu?

B: Of course.

Well, that's not true. My buddy can really practice today, which can really open your eyes.

B: Want to shoot a tiger?

A: Hey!

You're really great.

A: What?

That's a good idea.

A: That's a good idea. You must stand up. That's what I was thinking.

What are you thinking about?

A: We are all educated in law. Do you know there is an animal protection law?

I know.

The man who killed the tiger was sentenced to two years in prison.

B: You have a strong sense of law.

Who do you think made this law? It is illegal to shoot tigers with me. The tiger ate me for nothing.

That family protects wild animals.

A: Why do you protect women and children and wildlife?

That should also be protected.

A: I'm thinking about it. It's a mess up there

Oh?

Hello! Help! Someone fell into the tiger hole!

B: Oh!

A: someone cheered me up. Hey, man, hang in there! When I hear something, hold on. What is this place? Can I wait? you

Ll: It's easy to talk standing up. I'll watch you when you come down.

Aren't people worried about you?

A: It can't be that messy. An old man shouted to me.

B: Ah.

A: Son! You must have a guy to kill a tiger and throw my cane to you.

A cane!

A: A sister-in-law told me, Brother, do you want a knife? Sister-in-law has a fruit knife

B: Look at these two weapons.

A: The idea is to throw a brick into it and let me climb up.

B: Oh.

Well, someone suggested that I throw a cigarette so that I can take a sip to refresh myself first. There is a kind-hearted old woman.

B: Oh.

A: My heart is good and my tears are coming out.

B: Yes.

A: climb to the edge and shout at me. The child will give you a pen. Write something first.

This old lady is really interesting.

A: No one came out to organize, even if a temporary rescue team was set up first.

B: That's too late.

A: Does throwing fruit knives and crutches work?

B: These two weapons almost killed the tiger.

This tiger is lazy. What should I do? I want to stab the tiger with a stick.

B: No, don't bargain. You must poke the tiger.

A: Besides, what's the look in that old man's eyes? Look, the crutch is throwing it behind the tiger's ass. I will catch the tiger's tail as soon as possible.

Bashang ...

Oh, you can't move.

A: think about it and don't move.

B: Ah.

A: That's what the old lady said.

B: Huh?

A: Let me leave a message while I'm awake.

Do you really want to write?

A: I am old, too.

B: Young people of the times!

A: My fortune-teller said I was 28 years old, which means I'm in big trouble this year.

B: Yo!

A: After my birthday a few days ago, I was still very beautiful!

B: It's hard to get rid of.

A: Today is a mystery. They probably calculated it for me according to the lunar calendar.

B: Ha ha!

A: You can hide in the second day, but you can't hide in the fifteenth.

Hmm.

A: If I leave a few words, I will blame my mother.

What's bothering your mother?

A: Just say me.

B: What's the matter?

The people next to me think I'm quite tall. Take a tape measure and measure at 1.65 meters.

B: One meter and sixty-five will do.

A: You said yes. None of the girls I date can do it.

B: What's the matter?

I'm too young to date.

Ouch.

Do you think if I have an appointment, I can come here to watch the Tigers game on Sunday?

B: Then why can't you come?

Why not? Tell me, young man, when you are dating, who doesn't go to the mother-in-law's house on Sunday?

Live.

B: Is that right?

A: Is that right? ! I tell you, our second child hasn't hired a nanny since he started dating someone!

B: So you want to be a nanny?

A: Being a nanny is not life-threatening.

That's true.

A: I can't meet a big tiger! Can you still fall in love after work? Is there anyone who visits the zoo in love? What is the park like?

What are you talking about there? Smell the zoo. It stinks. That's your smell. What are you talking about?

B: You fell into the den because there was no object?

A: It doesn't matter if you don't have an object. You have grown taller, and I have grown taller. I can see everything. What should I push forward?

Huh? That's good. I can see clearly, even a few beards of the tiger.

B: What a rare opportunity you have.

A: I'll buy you one.

I dare not.

A: If you leave a few words, you will blame my mother. We don't want to recruit old people. I won't talk about it.

B: Please leave a message for the company.

What do you mean?

Hmm.

A: Leader, teacher, I came out to play on Sunday and was accidentally eaten by a tiger.

Actually.

A: It's all my fault. No organizational discipline, sloppy. I didn't estimate the consequences of the tiger eating me.

B: it's impossible to estimate.

A: I am dead. What am I checking? Forget it, just die. Anyway, I have never died once since I was a child.

B: Ha.

A: Talk to the leader this time.

B: Oh.

A: We told him to give him as much pension as you want. We won't lie to you. Work-related injuries are actually not taken for granted.

Death.

I think that's all.

A: Why can't such a big boy play well? If he must be eaten by a tiger, he probably can't approve anything.

I can't approve you!

I'm just tinkering here, and everyone up there is giving me advice.

B: Yes.

A: This one says, hey, young man, the tiger is quite honest. Let's do something and wait a little longer!

B: Ah.

A: that one said, hey, someone found a zoo keeper for you! There is also a young man here who advised: "Come on, everyone!"

Shouting slogans at me, trying to scare the tiger. One, two, three, shoot the tiger! One, two, three, shoot the tiger! "I'm scared. Stop yelling,

Don't lose weight, you'll wake the tiger! Do you want to shout slogans? I will do it.

B: You shout?

A: I am very close, and it can hear clearly! Really, one, one, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain and shoot tigers. Tigers don't eat, they only eat big bad guys.

B: Children's songs are all out.

A: Shouting slogans doesn't work here. Tigers don't understand. Hey, you are really a hero. Please come down.

B: Let some people down.

A: So what?

B: people have to feed tigers when they come down.

A: Feeding the tiger is called giving yourself up to save others. Die a fair death, and then you can publish something in the newspaper. If I die, I am nothing. I fed the tiger.

It's worthless at all.

No, no, no. You can be in the newspaper when you die.

A: There are at most two sentences in the newspaper.

Which two sentences,

A: A young worker accidentally fell into the tiger's mouth and died. Relevant departments remind tourists to pay attention to safety. Look, you won't even tell me your name,

I am a negative example.

What do you want to do?

A: So what?

You've been thinking about it for so long. It doesn't work at all.

Don't worry, you let me discuss it with the tiger.

B: discussion? .

Hey, tiger, tiger, go to sleep. Hey, open your eyes and look at me. I'm thin and meatless. If you want to eat, our unit

There is a Tang Jiezhong man who is very fat.

Why do you always miss me?

A: I just let it get up, so we don't really send it.

B: You are a man.

A: Tiger, tiger, if you don't bite me, I promise, I promise not to bite you!

B: The truth.

A: If you let me out, I will live a good life. Let's listen to the leader and do a good job. At home, we respect our parents and our brothers and sisters.

Come out, let's obey the traffic rules and don't spit everywhere.

B: What a mess.

A: Don't look at the mess. You may not remember it by this time.

Oh, you're proud of it.

A: What?

B: You are trying to get away now.

A: Find a way out? That's easy for you to say! What is this place? This is a place for raising tigers. Tigers can't get out. Can I go out?

B: But it's true.

Look at this fence. More than three meters high, no pushing at all. How was it designed at first, without an elevator?

I haven't heard of it.

Hey, what are you thinking up there? What? Find me a city zoo. The breeder has a rest on Sunday, and so does he.

Tigers don't rest! Call the police. What about 1 10, 1 19, fire alarm, Fei Jing, etc? What? Looking for the attachment for a long time

There has been no phone call recently, and the leader of this zoo is too busy to make a phone call. You all go. When you get out of the zoo, take a trackless TV station and look for it at the TV station.

A film crew will film how the tiger ate me later.

What is this for?

A: Make a movie about tigers eating people and sell it to foreigners. Earning some foreign exchange can be counted as making some contributions to the Seventh Five-Year Plan before my brother dies!

B: You are quite conscious.

A: You said I've been thinking about it for a long time. The tiger just breathes and doesn't open its eyes. If you move, I'll gesture to it.

B: Ah.

A: Hum, hum, I dare not move until it moves.

B: Please.

A: Has the tiger degenerated?

B: This tiger can't degenerate.

How did you know?

B: In order to keep tigers wild-

A: Huh?

B: I often throw live chickens and rabbits into the tiger hole.

A: Why throw live chickens and rabbits?

B: Train tigers to catch live food.

A: ouch! Catch live food.

B: Especially on Sundays.

A: Ah.

They want to starve tigers.

A: It's broken! Today is Sunday, and the tiger hasn't eaten yet, just in time for my live food. This damn zoo, I'm not finished with them when I die.

Let them have a good check.

A: Check!

B: It won't happen again.

It won't happen again? Dude, let's just forget it. What's going on here? Laozi's size is a life.

B: Ah.

A: After my death, the director of the zoo was dismissed, and the breeder checked him and deducted his bonus for six months! I was just thinking about this when suddenly a girl's silvery voice came from above: "Hey, everybody untie the belt and twist it into a rope to pull the boy up!" "

B: That's a good idea.

A: I cried as soon as I heard it. What a great idea! I looked up and asked more than 30 people to untie their belts there.

It's really a good style. Look at this girl in a green skirt and yellow nepotism. Hum, hum, this girl is so beautiful.

B: You still have this idea at this time.

A: No, no, you're talking about a girl who stepped forward to save a stranger at this critical moment. Does that mean girls?

-Kind of interesting to me?

B: You are so evil.

What are you talking about? Then you say that there are so many young men standing beside that girl, why does she look at me without looking at anyone?

B: Nonsense. Who let you fall into the lion's den? She's not looking. Who are you looking at?

A: Anyway, I guess you can't see the size from top to bottom. Well, maybe that's my wedding event. It's called that there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds. Alas, it is usually the hero who saves the beauty. Today, the beauty saves the hero, ahem.

B: Stop it! What time is it? Do you still have the heart to have sex?

what are you reading? Why don't you have any sympathy? As the saying goes, a gentleman talks but doesn't do it. As long as I don't talk or do anything, I will exercise my mind. I'm dying. What did you call me?

Come on, do your thing.

A: At that moment, 30 belts were twisted into ropes and came down smoothly. I looked up, wow, more than 30 people were lifting it.

Pants are looking at me. So many people look at me, so many people can't lose face.

Hmm.

A: This foot hooked the crutch of the old man, and this hand came to me with a fruit knife given by my sister-in-law. This is called knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and leaning towards the mountains.

B: Wow!

A: There is a red sun in my chest.

B: Hmm!

Answer: Dance with your feet, dare to compete with the evil tiger, and never give in to the evil tiger. Grief and indignation will turn into a force to turn the tide. Fight the tiger and follow! I did it.

Strength, alas-I stand up!

You've been sitting down there!

You are talking nonsense. My legs are weak, and I still lie down and don't sit.

B: Climb!

A: As soon as I saw the rope, I saw it in front of my eyes. Bang, I grabbed it and came to the middle without walking a few steps. As the saying goes, a dog jumps over a wall.

People are anxious and energetic. One step, two steps, three steps and four steps are called energetic. Hey, you said you climbed Mount Everest, followed by a big tiger, right?

No, everyone can go in.

You are talking nonsense again.

A: I looked back and saw that the tiger had just opened one eye. Hee hee, this is called victory in sight. Dude won! Goodbye, friends, friends.

Goodbye, friends. Goodbye, friends. ...

Forget it.

Goodbye, tiger. I won't come here again. You are hungry here alone. You are lonely enough, the leader of the zoo.

The tour guide doesn't care about you, so don't be busy. When my buddy goes out, I'll introduce you to a tigress.

You are still talking nonsense.

A: When I get promoted, I'll kick you and tell you that I'm out.

Ah, you are saved.

A: I've been confused by the waves of cheers from the crowd. Ouch.

B: You're really scared this time.

A: I remembered a key question after coming up.

B: What's the problem again?

Where is the girl's petticoat? Come on, untie it and hold it on your chest like a wreath. Afraid, with the girl's body temperature,

With the fragrance of a girl ...

B: Stop smelling it. It smells like sweat.

A: Anyway, try to get close to that girl and give her mamia, the ancient capital of Zhu Jin! I walked askew towards the girl.

I said, what's your hurry?

A: I haven't met anyone yet, so I'm worried.

B: Don't you thank everyone for saving you so much?

A: I'm at a loss. Can I talk?

You shake hands with everyone first.

None of them shook hands with me.

B: Why?

A: They are all carrying pants!

Learn radio lines: Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian.

Cao: Thank you for your applause. I'm really glad to attend today's performance.

Liu: Right.

Cao: But I'm also nervous.

Liu: Oh!

Cao: Why? All the people sitting under the stage are experts, so this kind of performance is not easy to perform.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: In face-to-face communication with the audience, you can even see several boils on my face.

Liu: It's so real.

Cao: It is so clear. In our jargon, ask the ground to pick bread and catch thieves on the other side.

Liu: Take the thief across the street (together).

Cao: Oh, so can you!

Liu: Of course!

Cao: How difficult it is to lead a thief across the street! Besides, our program is different. Others are like songs. A famous singer Pavarotti stood up and sang a song. Ah … for better or worse, he bowed off the stage and rode home by bike.

Liu: Big shots pedal bicycles.

Cao: In our cross talk, two living people stood here and chatted for twenty minutes. If one of them is unhappy, how to lick his face?

Liu: Yes.

Cao; We are willing to go to the TV station to do a program, where someone is applauding.

Liu: Right.

Cao: The corners (chicken feet) are all squatting, under the table and above the chandelier. This one is squatting in the cracks in the wall.

Liu: This one is thinner than you.

Cao: It's all hidden. When the two crosstalk performers left the stage, someone reached out and applauded.

Liu: The applause thundered.

Cao: Two crosstalk performers got on this stage. Today, wow,

Liu: Applause

Cao: Wow, the two of us,

Liu: Applause

Cao: Tell us a few words. If it's not good, everyone will applaud.

Liu: Look.

Cao: Look how nice it is today. No one applauded. Do you see it? This is called popularity.

Liu: Ah, this is shameless.

Cao: I want to do a TV program. It's good.

Liu: Right.

Cao: Speaking of this radio station, it has a long history.

Liu: Really?

Cao: At that time, there was no TV, no radio, and radio was everywhere. If you want to start a radio station, just like doing a small business, it's all personal. For example, artists talk about cross talk at this time, sing drums at this time, and sing opera at this time. Mainly advertising.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: It's a mess. What about you? Listening to Le Er and enjoying the excitement are very interesting.

Liu: Hey, Mr. Cao stopped you. How's this? How about you learn from the old radio station here?

Cao: Learn from the old radio station. Well, I'll work hard today. Well, I'm a radio now. See my ears? FM button, (then your eyes) indicator light, (mouth) stereo, (nose) insert as.

Liu: Not at all.

Cao: Then I'll start broadcasting now. Note: The last bell you heard last year was at 3: 60 Beijing time.

Liu: Do you mean that four o'clock is terrible?

Cao: Now it's the Beijing Crosstalk Conference broadcast by Deyun Society.

Liu: OK.

Cao: Dangdang.

Liu: It's three o'clock.

Cao; while

Liu: live, how can I return it?

Cao: The last bell you heard just now was 3: 60 Beijing time.

Liu: Do you mean that four o'clock is terrible?

Cao: 998 1000 weeks, 785 16 meters.

Liu: Two arithmetic problems.

Cao: The broadcast time of this station is from 0 to 24 o'clock.

Liu: Even the shaft rotates.

Cao: I hope you can listen on time.

Liu: I can't stand it.

Cao: First of all, please enjoy the singer of Taiping's lyrics "Striving for the Mussels"-Lotus Girl.

Liu: Hehe, this paragraph is good.

Cao: "Action" (filming An Shangxiu) Yesterday, it was cloudy and the water was cold, except for water. The clams bask on the beach and the osprey falls. The eagle licked its wings and closed its feathers. The meat of the clam was unbearable. A fisherman flapped his wings and came to the south. A fisherman came to the shore, but he said he was happy. He said he was really happy. The osprey traded wine for money, and the osprey fell. This sad tear is called "Clam has". Why don't you go to the sea with your hand, I go to the mountain, you go to the sea to drink Tianshui, and I go to the mountain to be happy and safe. This is why snipes and mussels compete for the benefit of fishermen. It's easier for you to stretch your head than to shrink back.

Liu: OK, it's delicious.

Cao: Please enjoy the advertising program: ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.

Liu: Broken mouth.

Cao: Do you know what is the most bitter in the world? It is the most painful time for children to have no milk. There is no milk for the children at home. Please use the beater brand prolactin and the beater brand prolactin. If the woman's wet nurse eats it, she can come out of lactagogue on the same day. (Netherlands) lactagogue is like tap water. You can eat, drink and wash it (alive). Note: it is invalid for the elderly.

Liu: Isn't this nonsense?

Cao: It's time to enjoy Pingju. Today, we specially arranged a speech for you, which was brought by Xiao Bai Rishuang, a Pingju performance artist (she didn't sing the speech). Then she sings (then let's listen). She sang the Zizyphus jujuba aria from the modern pingju "On the Jinsha River" (good). Zizyphus jujube is round, Fuyun Spring is pure natural ... Oh, sorry, the actor sang wrong. Please enjoy the traditional Peking Opera "The Matchmaker". Performer Xun Huisheng (Xunpai Matchmaker, this is good), (Blow) (Live broadcast, I haven't heard it for several days): Tell me to hide under the chessboard, I won't do it step by step, you are not afraid, but you are not afraid to enlarge it, but you have to swallow your fear and follow the little matchmaker (your voice is gone) (what does this mean?

Liu: Hey, let's listen to something else (pretending to twist Cao's ear)

Cao: Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.

Liu: Here we go again.

Cao: You just listened to the first program. Here is the second program. Please distinguish the difference between the first and second programs (what's the difference? ) The first set has no eggs, and the second set has eggs (pancakes). It's advertising time: ladies and gentlemen, it's summer. Why don't you buy a leather hat to wear on such a hot day? (Good) Liu, a grain store outside Qianmen, received a batch of otter fur hats worth 450,000 yuan. Don't buy if you have no money (this is not nonsense). Please enjoy an old recording of Laoting Drum below. The performer is Laoting Drum Performance Artist Yu Tangchun.

Liu: OK.

Cao: Daming, Jiangshan and Jacob, it's a peaceful spring, and I'm sitting here. There is a wise gentleman, Huang En () opened the examination room, Yu Bi () Wang Hanlin, who won the first prize in (), and Du Yuan () made this basket in the north and south of Shaanxi ().

Liu: I didn't catch a word. What is this?

Cao: Sorry, everyone. I was a little frustrated just now (okay). It's time for the audience to order literary programs.

Liu: The program time requested by the audience.

Cao: It was strongly requested by the actors of Deyun Society and at the Beijing Crosstalk Conference (the program was requested by both of us). What they want is a cross talk between Cao Yunjin and Liu Yihe.

Liu: A pair of shameless people. Do you want to order your own program? Introduce the artistic characteristics of the two actors: Cao Yunjin (that is, he) is a rising star in phonology, with glib tongue, generous performance, natural and unrestrained manners, fierce figure and very strong body. (That's it) is a rare cross talk actor, Liu Yi, (it's my turn) can be called a mixed voice in the field of phonology, and his performance is disgusting. Humans (don't hesitate) have a high flat head, short eyebrows, small eyes, big mouth and upturned nostrils. What's it like? The oval face (not bad) is long (finished, I dare not look). This man is stupid. Three days ago, unfortunately, he boarded a train bound for the South Pole. He left wearing only underwear. If he finds a body, please inform this station immediately. Thank you!

Liu: I'm looking for you. Come on, let's listen to something else!

Cao: It's time to enjoy local operas. We have arranged for you to sing Hu by Guangdong Cantonese opera (good) actors, and Hu is right.

Liu: The name is similar.

Cao: * * Sangse Bano * * Sangse Bano Jinlai * * * Sangse Bano * * Funeral biu Bo biu Bo Cantonese Opera has been broadcast.

Liu: What a mess?

Cao: Next, we interrupt the weather forecast. (I need to hear it. I'm sorry I didn't see the weather today. I will report it tomorrow. Tomorrow's wind direction 1, level 2, the wind direction is north and south. The lowest temperature will be 38 degrees below zero and the highest temperature will be 56 degrees above zero.

Liu: It's been a busy day.

Cao: Please listen to the pantomime next.

Liu: How can you listen to pantomime? Alas, change the channel!

Cao: Bow on the stage. Don't talk too much. Let's sing a song "Song Wu Da Hu" for you on the castanets. (Good): Don't talk too much. In the next book, we will talk about the details. (End) Gao Yuanjun stepped down and bowed. (Just sang one sentence)

Liu: Let's listen to something else!

Cao: I was just resting.

Liu: I'm resting.

Cao: Open the door (Peking Opera) Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

Liu: Stop it!

Cao: My heart is burning. winter Shit.

Liu: It's over again.

Cao: Give me fifty cents, give me fifty cents, and I'll give it to you for free. Fuck you!

Liu: Well, it took me half a day to catch up with my tail.

Cao: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to today's Unspeakable Program (let's listen together). In this programme, we specially invited Miss Angela Yu Chien, the chief physician of Beijing World Maternity Hospital, to answer questions about how to prevent gynecological diseases and a series of gynecological problems. Our listeners can tell us what you want to know through SMS platform or telephone. Ok, let the director answer the first caller (let's listen). Du (on the phone) Hello, is that me (a friend from Tianjin)? It's me, it's you, it's you. You can talk now. It's me. I'm talking Everyone can hear you, everyone can hear you. Tell me, my brother. I'm telling you, I'm a crosstalk performer. My name is Liu Yi (me). What is wrong with me? Recently, I just found that my urine is not smooth. Do you think there is something wrong with my prostate? Sorry, sir, our gynecological program.

Liu: Am I stupid? Me, stop clapping. Let's change the channel!

Cao: pull ............................................................................................................................................................................

Liu: Still this one. Let's change the channel!

Cao: Ladies and gentlemen, we are now broadcasting live at the Capital Workers Stadium. World heavyweight championship (sports program) was played by California heavyweight champion mike tyson against crosstalk actor Cao Yunjin. Don't die? ) First of all, under the guidance of the referee, heavyweight champion mike tyson entered the venue with the melodious and majestic March of the athletes ... (Tai Sen is doing exercises) Tai Sen walked into the venue and there was a noise in the venue. Beautiful women from all over the world made an amazing roar (yeah). I love you in Tai Sen, I love you in Tai Sen, and I love you in Tai Sen (and the Northeast). Then,

Liu: I knew it was this.

Cao: The athletes of both sides have stood in the boxing ring, and the smell of gunpowder is full. Oh, the referee is ready to start the first round. Well, the first round has already started. Mr. Cao is very clever. He dashed forward and a very powerful left hook hit the opponent's right face. (Good) Hey, the other party seems to be unresponsive. This is not good. (what's wrong), jump (spray blood),

Liu: I said dead.

Cao:? ##%#……￥—￥—@^$%*^((&； ) * _ @ Mike (somebody else won) # #)-@ @ Liu: Let's listen to something else.

Cao: In this program, we have received many letters from young friends, reflecting that there are too many traditional programs in our program, and we hope to add some popular songs. (Yes) In this programme, we specially arranged a "dang" with powertrain for you. (Ok) Please cooperate, pick up the fan and hit yourself on the head. Did you hear that? (Yes) The request is over.

Liu: Just to hit me.

Cao: OK, in this programme, we will introduce the practice of braised pork. (Catering procedure) First, cut the meat into pieces, cut the onion into pieces, cut the ginger into pieces, pick up the child, lift the left leg, pour the oil into the pot, hold the child on his chest, lift the right leg, burn the oil to 80% heat, and throw the child into the pot. Sorry, string table.

Liu: I don't learn.