What are some high-level humorous jokes?

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1. Snow White escaped from the palace and came to the forest. She saw a small wooden house with seven small beds arranged inside. Snow White lay down and fell asleep. In the evening the seven dwarfs came back, and Snow White said: "You must be the seven dwarfs in my destiny." ? The seven people looked at each other, and then said: ? You are in the wrong place, we are the Vajra Calabash Children. ?

2. There is a man who always likes to brag about himself, and his girlfriend is very impatient. One day, when her boyfriend was bragging to people that he was a martial arts champion, his girlfriend kicked him from behind and knocked him down. The boyfriend stood up straight and said: "This is my coach." ?

3. Someone asked Picasso, why can’t I understand your paintings? Picasso asked him, have you ever heard birds singing? Heard it. Does it sound good? Nice to hear. Do you understand?

4. When I was waiting in line to pay, a girl in front dropped a 50 yuan card. I saw that she didn’t seem to pay much attention, so I quickly pretended that her shoelaces were loose and stepped on the money, ready to wait for her to leave. Pick it up again. After pretending for a while, she suddenly said: "Brother, you won't be able to tie your leather shoes until next year."

5. When relatives from my hometown come to Beijing and go to a high-end restaurant to eat together, a 15% service fee will be charged; the waiter has a very good service attitude and gives fruits, white fungus soup and souvenirs. The relatives were very happy and asked the waiter what else would you give? The waiter said with a smile on his face: We will send you out in a moment.

6. A couple had a quarrel on the street because they were buying clothes. Wife: "Aren't you afraid of getting beaten? Why don't you try arguing with me again?" ?The husband looked at his wife’s half-smiling face, suddenly understood, and then fell silent. After a while, the husband felt tired and wanted to leave. The wife said again: "Go away and try it!" ?The husband was stunned for a moment, and he followed me obediently until the end. Everyone was puzzled, and his wife said: "If he wants to quarrel with me, I will call him a hooligan." When he wanted to leave, I shouted to catch the thief! ?Everyone fell to the ground.

7. Tell a joke: In the middle of the night, the husband turned over, hugged his wife tightly and said: Wife, this life is too short? When my wife heard this, she shed tears of emotion. , my husband then said, let’s buy a longer quilt tomorrow, I can’t cover my feet, it’s so cold!

8. The son put the candy into his father's mouth and asked expectantly: "Dad, is the candy sweet?" ?Dad was so touched that he said with tears: ?Sweet! The son said again: "Then why doesn't the dog eat?" How many times did you spit it out? ?Dad cried. . . Come on, come on, little brat, I promise I won’t beat you to death.

9. A boy has had a crush on a girl for a long time. One day in the self-study class, the boy secretly passed a small note to the girl. It said: "Actually, I have been paying attention to you for a long time." After a while, the girl passed another note, and the boy opened it anxiously. "Please don't tell the teacher, I promise never to eat melon seeds again." . . . . . The boy looked confused

10. I saw a very loving father and daughter in the park. The father was about fifty years old and the daughter was in her twenties. The daughter was very obedient and peeled off one for her father. Tea eggs, talk about making each other laugh, what a warm family. But why did they kiss with tongue later?

11. Once I had a fight with my boyfriend and I was crying on the phone. My best friend came to comfort me. Suddenly, he stared into my eyes. One sentence popped out: "What brand of mascara do you use? It didn't even fall off after crying like this." I was so angry that I couldn't stop crying even after throwing away the phone.

12. Yesterday, I scolded my son because of something, saying that your mother is a pig and you are also a pig. My son turned around and said to me: Dad, why are you so bad? You married a pig and gave birth to a pig! You said you naughty kid, are you looking for a beating?

13. When I was in college, a senior student chased me, but even after rejecting me many times, he still kept his face! I asked him angrily: "What do you like about me?" I can’t change it! ?He said: ?I just like that you are a woman! Do you want to change it?

14. There is an 80-year-old man next door to us. Yesterday, he found a black snake under the tree in the community. He was frozen! He put the snake in his arms and wanted to give it some warmth. Early this morning he hung a sign on the tree: No open defecation!