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Good night, say a word to yourself, not so much inappropriate as not loving enough.

1, all those who don't like it but don't say it, don't accept it, don't refuse it, don't grasp it and don't let it go are all capitalized preserved chicken.

2. I like a boy, rarely return his messages, but I always see him active in other people's circle of friends ... so I really don't like it. .....

3. Being cold and hot is half of what you like. Maybe it's too realistic. I know that there is no result, but I can't bear it, but I dare not invest too much. It's a bit mushroom.

4. Not so much inappropriate as not loving enough.

5. So what kind of person ignores you at first, then talks in hot water, and finally silences the other person?

6, you can put it down smartly, but there are thousands of things in your heart, so what? My dignity is important.

7. While it's still early, you can still see a lot, choose carefully, and be worthy of yourself and the rest of your life.

8. If you ignore me, you just don't like me. Then why not break up? If I find someone else at this time, do you think I will come out?

9. Actually, I'm afraid it's just the love of two people. But now that I have adjusted, I don't take some things seriously. Although I am not very good, I will never allow myself to be humble.

10, once at the beginning, we said everything. Soo-eun's love made everyone know that I was reserved in front of you. Finally, when you saw me take off my disguise, I was hot and cold, and finally broke up on the grounds of different places. Since you don't love each other, don't bother each other again. Let us be alone with each other.

12, even if I know, I don't want to believe it. I like him, but he says he won't like me.

13, I am used to ignoring love, and I have spared myself.

14, he gave a burst of laughter when you said your stomach was upset. He doesn't understand. He just doesn't care much about you. What you said is perfunctory. When you talked about emotional problems, he ignored them. It should be a happy thing for you, but in his eyes, he can't see what you said. ....

15, he is always busy, sometimes all I need is a greeting, and I always lose sleep at night.

16, you chatted with her, but you didn't want to reply to me. See, he just doesn't like you, so why bother? Don't mind yourself.

17, love is like this. I don't know how many times I have told myself that being too active will be mean, but I still can't control myself ~ these days, negative energy is full, and no one wants to pay attention.

18, most afraid of her ignoring. Hahaha, because I like her, she just treats me as a friend.

19, I can only assume that you are dead. If one day you want to come back to me, you must remember to hold back. I won't wait for you. Go away.

As long as you miss me, it doesn't matter if I have the cheek to find you.

The most classic love quotation in 2020-love is more like hatred than friendship.

Marriage is a mistake, having children is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a stubbornness, and separation is a thorough consciousness.

Huang, an American psychologist and professor at Northwestern University, said.

I love you, BMW.

A female college student stuck a courtship card on a BMW.

For my family, I manage gender relations within the framework of cross-strait relations every day and promote cross-strait relations on the basis of gender relations. Now that I have two children, this has become the most substantial achievement of my promotion of cross-strait relations.

An assistant professor in Taiwan Province Province said so because his wife is a mainland girl.

Men look for excitement, and women are mostly stimulated.

A practitioner of a one-night stand club in Chongqing said.

I am young and my husband is worried.

A beauty advertisement.

I used to cry for you, but now I live for you; I will die for you and devote my life to you.

This poem in the best-selling Korean love novel Chrysanthemum is regarded by Kong as an ode to men by Korean women.

The older one is hidden in the marriage, and the younger one is hidden in the bed.

Married people laugh at themselves.

The similarity between falling in love, doing hair and eating out is that we all have to work hard and step by step. You'll be lucky in the end. You'll hit it.

Columnist Qi Sejia said this.

If I can't find the feeling of loving someone all my life, how I have failed myself.

Many people suspect that Li will cheat Faye Wong and let her down, but Faye Wong himself is very open-minded. She responded like this.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Some people say so.

Eight hours of sleep, eight hours of work and eight hours of love.

-Xiao Qiang's ideal "March 8" life state.

Your face is too big to block my sunshine. I want to break up with you.

-The lines in the Korean drama "Miss Mermaid" are the most ingenious reasons for breaking up.

Always say "I'm sorry" and "Yes, dear".

-The Guinness World Records Editorial Board confirmed the love secret of Percy and Florence Smith, the British couple with the longest marriage record in the world. Percy 105, Florence 100. They have been married for 80 years.

You must find a good woman. She doesn't have to be too smart or too stupid. Not too old and not too young. Remember, this woman must be able to wash clothes and cook.

-Saddam Hussein's advice on choosing a spouse for the soldiers guarding him.

As long as our love can continue, I will be loyal. I can love you until we break up. I will, until I don't want to.

-Nowadays, the most popular wedding vows in America, people think that the traditional vows "Till death do us part" are too general and old-fashioned, so they are keen on more affordable declarations. Julia Roberts and his second husband, Daniel Maud, vowed to "love, support but not obey", while sandra bullock vowed to "love you forever if our engine can run."

The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that you can't be together when you are clearly in love.

-At the end of the movie "Emotional Sage", Zhang Xiaoxian's classic quotations were tampered with.

A broken jar has its own broken lid, and a broken person loves it!

-female writer Zhao Zhao said in "What to move, don't move your feelings".

On the surface, love is more like hatred than friendship.

-the lines of the hit TV series "I really want to fall in love".

Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money.

-the punch line of the TV series "Swing Girl".

Three theories of excellent men: most women can go to bed, a few women can close their eyes, and very few women can pay attention.

-the saying circulating among college students.

I'm not afraid to die with him, and I'm not afraid to live to a very old age ...

-one of the conditions of an ideal lover.

For a man, love is like hanging a picture in an empty heart; For women, it's like listening to music-a room may be decorated with several paintings at the same time, but only one melody is allowed to flow.

Touched: If I find a girlfriend, I will love her very much and I will try my best to be kind to her. If she is willing, I will thank her for her tolerance and everything. . . . . The love I hope is not to say that there must be any surprises every day, but something very flowery, because I haven't done it. . . . Where can I find such a good boy? ~)-The story behind it.

Wei's view of love: Plain love is my yearning love. -"The Story Behind"

-Chai Menwen, a Japanese cartoonist and author of Love Story in Tokyo, described the differences between men and women in their views on love.

In the first few seconds of meeting, most people will make a decision whether to continue their relationship, and some people even need only 3 seconds.

Psychologists at the University of Pennsylvania in the United States said in a research report that for most young men and women, they will quickly determine whether they are "destined" with each other on the first date.

I'm disappointed. Where can a 40-year-old man who doesn't smoke, drink or go to a bar find a date?

In August, a Wal-Mart store in the United States canceled the "single shopping" activity to facilitate customers to find their Mr Right, and 63-year-old customer Dale Falbo was greatly dissatisfied with this.

The legal age of marriage is 22 for men and 17 for soldiers, which shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy.

-In modern society, women's bargaining position is obviously higher than that of men, especially in the family, which is why they have such ridicule.

Wife means washing, ironing, falling out, etc. )。

-someone writes an article to explain the meaning of his wife.

If you get married, you have to pay at least 357 1 more than you. Mr 4 yuan.

-a netizen's happiness index about unmarried women through a series of calculations.

Smokers who hold this card are plump virgins, with correct style and no pests and diseases. Please feel free to use them. The validity period is 13 14 years; Awarded by the International Beauty Federation.

-Some people in Chongqing market printed the "chastity certificate" and "license to pick up girls" on special cigarette cases and lighters for public sale.

He must be older than me, even if it is only for one day; He must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter tall; He must be better than me, even if he only earns a penny more.

-said a 38-year-old unmarried female white-collar worker in Guangzhou. At present, 70% of young women in Guangdong are older, and the relevant departments are encouraging siblings to fall in love to solve the marriage problem. They also said that some older women's backward concept of choosing a spouse is one of the reasons why they are still waiting for their girlfriends.

Lovelorn and sad love: the beauty of fireworks is left to silence, not lost in the night.

1 There was once a woman who came into my world like an elf, just one year, and then disappeared without a trace, as if she had never appeared in my life, but every time she came back at midnight, it was her smile, and everything seemed to be yesterday.

2, 10,000 shadows can't pile up a millimetre high, just like I love you for nothing.

3, worry about this thing, cover it for a long time and it will run out of your eyes.

4. When chatting with someone, do you always feel that she has a good impression on you? In fact, it's not that you think too much, but that you are too lonely.

5. You can get 1 13000000 results by typing "story" on Google, but only 44900000 results by typing "ending". Obviously, not every story has an ending.

6. I'm just an ordinary person. I'll let you go if I feel pain. I won't make excuses for your leaving, just as I thought you wouldn't leave.

7. If I choose to leave one day, what I want is not to stay, but to let go, because if you really cherish it, I won't leave.

8. The beauty of fireworks is left to loneliness, not lost in the dark.

9. All the joys and sorrows are reduced to ashes. I can't walk with you on any road in the world.

10, we smiled and said goodbye, but we knew goodbye was far away.

1 1. I always thought I had forgotten the past, but I just escaped from it.

12 As you said, one day I will stand in a place I never saw. It's just that you don't care how lonely I will be standing there.

Soliloquize _ Say a word to yourself

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Sometimes I don't want to untie the ugliness under the mask. Not afraid, but kind.

3. When you encounter questions that you don't want to answer, look directly into each other's eyes, smile and be silent.

4. When someone asks you for something, he smiles at ta and says, What do you want to exchange with me?

5. Someone is unreasonable, look at him quietly and say, I wish you a good mood. Then leave.

6. Walk with your head held high. When you meet someone who doesn't want to say hello, nod and smile and walk straight through.

7. People who don't like it can respond with a silent smile;

Remember, smiling is the best medicine in life.

9. Pay less attention when you are tired. Friendship that can feel tired is not worth cherishing.

10, happiness is the most important thing, who, what, what makes you happy, you are with them. What makes you unhappy, you leave him. Without conditions, you should leave him if you create conditions.

1 1, love is like multiplication, one of which is zero and the result is always zero.

12, don't hurt the people who love me and the people I love.

13, I have a clear understanding of the weakness of human nature, but I will always believe in sincere love and always have a simple yearning for love.

14. Don't use your boyfriend's money every day, even if you are in love, it will make the person you love bear a heavy burden.

15, he may not be the best, but he must be the best for you.

16, don't trample on your dignity. You can live without him, but you can't live without dignity.

17. If you choose him, don't leave him easily, because you must have a good reason when you choose him.

18. If you choose him, you should love him well. His happiness is your own happiness.

19, forgive the people you love and understand each other.

20. Willing to do everything for the person you love.

2 1, see through but don't say. A lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say.

22, in the case of not violating the principle, be tolerant of others, help if you can, and don't force others to leave a way out.

Don't always pour out your difficulties in front of others and expose your vulnerability.

24. Please remember that the definition of a good friend is: You get along well, and she is really happy for you; You have a bad life, and she is really worried about you.

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

26. It is better to speak directly and be straightforward than to be hypocritical.

27. Good people may not be rewarded, but those who suffer are often honest people. But on the bright side, you have a clear conscience.

28. Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.

29, how many people want to leave this world, will say the same sentence, this world is really helpless and desolate!

Love is not charity, you can't just give it to others. Feelings have no formula, no principle and no reason to follow. But people are still insisting and pursuing until they die.

3 1, please express your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept it easily.

32. People who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for an opportunity is a fool.

33, can say can't do, is not true wisdom.

34. Listen carefully to what others say, and don't express your opinions in a hurry.

Why did you put the poison in the same bottle? The same psychology, why are you full of troubles?

36. If you can't get it, we will always think that he is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.

37. The world is only stable, not perfect.

38. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

39. Pay more attention to others, and you will pay less attention to yourself. You got it?

40. If you want to know the sword robbery in the world, you can only listen to the midnight sound of Tumen. Don't just blame yourself for being ill, but look at how many sentient beings have died by your sword.

4 1, hating others is your great loss.

42. Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life.

43. People who think they have wealth are actually owned by wealth.

44. Emotional attachment is the cause of distress. Only by letting go of your emotional attachment can you feel at ease.

45. Accompanying fate is not muddling along, but doing one's best and resigning to fate.

46. Don't be too sure of your opinion, so there will be less regret.

47. When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

48. It is shameful to cover up your shortcomings by hurting others.

49. A person who is full of jealousy, dishonest and incorrect in speech cannot be regarded as a person with correct facial features.

50. Tell more jokes and handle things with a humorous attitude, and life will be easier.

5 1, living in the applause of others is a person who can't stand the test.

52. Don't try to guess what others think. If there is no correct judgment with wisdom and experience, mistakes will usually be made.

53. To know a person, we only need to see whether his starting point and destination are consistent, so we can know whether he is sincere.

54. The truth of life is hidden in the plain.

55, people who don't take a shower, hard to wear perfume will not be fragrant. Fame and honor come from real talent and knowledge. Germany is naturally fragrant.

You'd better accept it rather than reject it.

57. Adversity is a necessary process of growth. People who are brave enough to accept adversity will become stronger and stronger.

58. You should thank the person who told you your shortcomings.

59. People who can think of others will never be lonely.

If you can find your own shortcomings as accurately as others, then your life will be extraordinary.

6 1, don't be aggressive, don't be lethal, don't brag about your abilities, don't preach the evil of others, and naturally you can turn your enemy into your friend.

62. A person who often looks at other people's shortcomings is not good enough because he has no time to review himself.

63. There is right and wrong every day. Don't listen to nature, there is right and wrong every day. If you don't listen, there is still right or wrong. What do you do?

If you really love him, then you must tolerate some of his shortcomings.

65. To overcome the fear of death, you must accept the idea that all people in the world will die.

Although you hate a person, you can find his advantages and benefits. There are really too few cultured people like this.

67. Be honest with your inner contradictions and stains, and don't deceive yourself.

Cause and effect never owe us anything, so please don't complain.

69. We do have some advantages, but we should also hide some. It's called self-cultivation.

70. People suffer from pursuing the wrong things.

7 1, when you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

72. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

73. Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

74. If you let go, you will have no worries.

75. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

76. When you know that you are confused, you are not pitiful. When you are confused, you are the most pitiful.

77. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't.

You shouldn't always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers.

79. It will be easier for you to tolerate those who have different views from you. It will be painful for you if you keep trying to change him. Learn how to put up with him. You must learn how to tolerate him.

80. To admit one's greatness is to acknowledge one's ignorance.

8 1. If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.

82. People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices.

83. It takes only one sentence to destroy a person, but a thousand words to cultivate a person. Please have mercy.

84. When you advise others, it is useless if you don't care about others' self-esteem.

Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

86. There is no need to look back. Who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

87. Being jealous of others will not add any benefits to yourself. Envy of others does not reduce their achievements.