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Do you think boys will give you gifts?

Don't understand human nature, don't fall in love. "I raise you" is just a simple confession.

When someone says "I support you", how do you respond?

Straight female reply:

Ok, ok, really, what will you do if you treat me badly in the future? Buy whatever you want in the future. I'm so happy.

High EQ reply:

Stop drawing, stop drawing, the refrigerator can't hold it. Did you buy too much flour? Draw cakes again. Pay one get three, WeChat or Alipay. How much pocket money do you give each month? Call for three months first. How to support me? Tell me about it. I blew it before I drank it. Transfer directly, everyone is very busy. I didn't spend all my money. Imprisoned? Or in a fish tank. If you are lazy, what can you do? Only women and little people are hard to support, and I have both. What are you going to do with it? I am easily satisfied. Take me to dinner.

Even staying at home every month costs 20 thousand. Think about it. Oh, my god, whether it's privately raised or stocked. That depends on your performance. If you don't behave well, you may not have a chance to raise it. Well, from now on, I will give you my heart. Then give me your salary card.

Mental method

When a man says "I support you", he is either stupid in love or has ulterior motives. Do not believe! If any relationship wants to be stable, there is only 1 natural law: the needs of both sides are complementary. On the surface, it seems that there are many reasons for the breakdown of any relationship. In fact, there is only one root cause: unbalanced demand. Once one party feels that his efforts have not been rewarded, he will feel lost.

If you don't find early communication, the result is doomed to be recorded separately! "I raise you" is a simple confession without exception. This is a natural law, independent of human will.