April fool's day is very interesting. Tell me 50 sentences.

1, this message has only one purpose, to test your IQ. If you delete this message, it means that your IQ is low. If you save this message, you are mentally retarded. If you reply to this message, you are an idiot. If you forward this message, congratulations, you can still be saved. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to admit you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and free accommodation. Your student number is: 20 15040 1, and your scientific name is: Fool Ichiro!

3. The contest of "Cheating you without consulting" is in progress: sign up for the competition and win prizes; Cheat individuals, prize yuan; Cheat individuals, prize yuan; I lied to someone, congratulations, the wolf has come to see you! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Hey, take one million when you see the text message. If you go to the back hill alone, don't call the police, or we will kill the tickets. Remember not to call the police and don't get angry. Haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fool's Day!

I collect a few tons of "fools" every year and make up several baskets of "fools get water". My family gave it to the "Century Fool". I hope that you who are "smarter than fools" will learn the wisdom of monkeys as soon as possible. Bajie will not thank you soon. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

Xiao Lv said to the donkey's mother: Mom, on April Fool's Day, a donkey sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't!

7. The quality of short messages depends on the curative effect. Stare at this message for two seconds. Look: Is your speech clear, your mind is not lacking, your nerves are normal, and your IQ is not zero? That's right. Haha, look at the effect more and more. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

8. Career will not seek "stupidity". Love is never "stupid", it often takes advantage of "stupid". Financial resources roll in every year, and good luck leads to "stupidity" every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Quick identification method of fool SMS: the receiver is stupid every year, the respondent is stupid every month, the forwarder is stupid every day, and the depositor is stupid all the time, and it is not stupid to delete. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

10, always remember the sunset by the stream. You opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar, but didn't spit out tears. You held your mobile phone, wrapped your head with a mop, hummed a fool's song and danced like a madman. Wow! Whose pig is so cool, haha, April Fool's Day is here, pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, April fool's day is here, and the streets are full of laughter. Fools have many tricks, but there is nothing they can do. When a fool wakes up, he is both happy and angry. The fool's plan succeeded, and he sincerely apologized when he was excited. Without guessing each other's feelings, every point is happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, with the creation of Pangu, the evolution of apes is promising; With Oracle Bone Inscriptions as the letterhead, history will come alive; With Daiyu and Baoyu, the Red Chamber has only been circulated for centuries. With my short message, I know that pigs can read mobile phones! Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

13, April 1 day, a beautiful day, I sincerely come to send my blessings: I must sleep when I am sleepy, I must lean on the sofa when I am tired, I must laugh when I am happy, I must forget as soon as possible when I am bored, I must enlighten you when I am depressed, I must treat me to bread when I am lazy, and I must trip over money when I go out!

14, I know you are never superstitious, but April Fool's Day is not expected. The sound of wind and rain is the sound of reading, and the sound is unbelievable! Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day, I wish you a successful fool, and don't be fooled.

15, when April Fool's Day comes, everyone will laugh. How cute the fool is. Calm down and don't blame him. Fools will laugh, and friendship will not be defeated. Ha ha, laugh it off, no knot. I wish you a fool success and be laughed at by him!

16, people say you are stupid. You are filial to your parents-in-law, sincere to others, unfaithful to the opposite sex and selfless in your work. This kind of character is really commendable, and everyone praises you for your kindness. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

17, it's foolhardy to pull out seedlings and encourage them, it's futile to wait for them, it's convenient to carve a boat and seek a sword, it's a practice to mend after it's too late, it's absurd to cover my ears and steal bells, and there's no silver here. Keep looking down and immediately become a big idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, April Fool's Day: You said you were not stupid, and I said I was a little stupid. You said you can't be stupid, I said you can be stupid. If you don't let me be stupid, I'll make you stupid. You say stupid to yourself, I say stupid to everyone. Of all the fools, you are still the stupidest!

19. To be a man, you should leave a place for a fool, do stupid things, live like a fool, and do stupid things with a career. Today, I found you, a fish that escaped from the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, and right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, April Fool's Day is coming, and I'm going to teach you April Fool's Day exercises. Shout at the sky with your neck bent, and jump with your feet together; Smile and raise your hands in front of you; Hug everyone and bravely give your name: whoever dares to play silly hat will resolutely sue you.

April, April, April Fool's Day, first fool Liu Xiang who is limping, fool a good-looking man with high IQ, and don't want to be fooled by me: Please don't go to dinner, don't give gifts, and don't reply to such news! Ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

23. In the morning, you made a vow of eternal love. At night, you sing the prayer of love, and your voice is endless. You "stole" a gem as a gift for a beautiful woman. You stayed up all night and poured out your tenderness. I hug you-waves. Happy April Fool's Day!

24, male correction, in high spirits, wearing a big makeup. Long beard, bright head, confused and disappointed. Panic, hurry, look around frequently. Don't panic, don't be nervous, this is the festival! April Fool's Day is coming. Have fun!

25 years old, a pair of eyes, cheeks painted red. Two packs of salt in his hand and a pack of cigarettes in his mouth. When the police saw that martial law was going to be imposed, the hospital took you for a physical examination. People say that your brain is smoking, and you say that you perform on holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

Forgive me for not texting you on other holidays, not because I don't miss you, but because I don't know where to start. Today is your holiday, and I can finally say to you loudly, dear, Happy April Fool's Day!

27. I heard that on April Fool's Day, a person was fooled by others, his legs and feet were lame, his eyes were crooked, and his brain was fooled, and he almost said goodbye to the world! Do you know who it is? Stop looking back, it's you! How's it going? Is it better?

28. April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

29. Dust off innocence, bind lively, release freedom, package wisdom, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how long the wind is, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the fire is, how hot it is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business, as long as you are happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet!

32. Times have really improved. Hair color is increasing, eyes can change color, nails can be encrusted, navel can be perforated, and idiots can read text messages. Hehe, I hope you can keep smiling every day and have a good mood.

33. I understand that every short message sent to you will make you unforgettable! I know, every word I write to you makes you forget all about eating and sleeping! But I want to know, when will you treat me to the meal you owe me?

34. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you commanded the three armed forces, wearing a pot cover, carrying a sack, carrying a plastic bag on your waist, holding an egg yolk pie in your hand and stepping on two cabbages at your feet. You are called Dong Fangbubai, and you rush to the front and shout: Who has garbage to sell?

35. "This news has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I am very responsible to tell you: when summer comes, send a very technical sentence: when the weather is hot, remember to wear pants. "

36. Just now, my friend talked about you, did you know? I quarreled with them and almost started, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan, which was too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all!

37. To buy lottery tickets, I asked: Pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: Pay the bill. When guessing boxing, I asked: pay or buy a pair? You said: Pay the bill. I went to buy a diamond ring. I asked, if it were you, would you pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: I'll pay!

One day, the little turtle received a malicious message. He said to his mother, "Someone sent me a malicious message!" "Mom said," Pigs only look, turtles don't look! "

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

40. You like cleaning and mopping the floor every day. Your figure is graceful, your personality is shy and silent, you are unique in the world, you work hard and have no feminine taste, you will pass it on as a story, lovely mop!

4 1, this information is purely harassing information! Warning, go to sleep before you sleep! Turn over and go back to sleep! Get up after a long sleep and go to the bathroom to sleep! I really don't want to sleep. Pick up my mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!

42. God said to grant me a wish. I said I want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. He pondered and said, "You take the globe, and I'll have a look!"! ! "

43, it's okay! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!

44. It is said that you confessed to a woman a while ago and were scolded: Who are you? She's really ungrateful. Only I know that you are different from others. Because your ideal is to bloom chopped green onion first and then fake daffodils!

45. Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to eliminate all young people with mental retardation who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Pack your things and go out for refuge. Don't say I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

I received this message as a pink DuDu pig. I deleted this message as an African pig. I replied to this message as a wild boar in the wild boar forest. I didn't reply as a Rwandan pig. I stored it as a Ukrainian white pig. I forwarded it as a local stupid pig. Hey, hey, what do you do?

47. Friar Sand said: I changed eighteen times, Bajie said: I changed thirty-six times, and Wukong said: I changed seventy-two times. Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the west. Look, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone!

48. Your friendship has enriched my feelings: I cry when you cry; You laugh and I laugh; When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out and shout without hesitation: Wow! Not dead!

49. Since you have shit, I will give you the gift with the heaviest amount of shit. You will definitely eat a kilo. If it is not enough, please help yourself.

50. The night is already deep. I woke up from my dream because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Ah! Where did the pillow fall?