What humorous words are there?

What humorous words are there? Nowadays, people like to express their opinions online. Some can reflect people's living conditions, while others are humorous. These opinions can bring joy to people. What are my personal humor?

Humorous talk about what 1 1, once wanted to brave the sword and go to the ends of the earth to see the prosperity of the world, but the mobile phone was so dead.

2, others caught a cold, others' daughter-in-law said: I slept after taking the medicine and just woke up. I caught a cold, my daughter-in-law said. I took medicine and went to work, so I just sweated a little. ...

3, a person's life is like taking a shit, sometimes you have worked hard, but all you can come out is fart.

4, full of wisdom, abruptly propped up my face.

When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west. The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure and Lao Sha's hairstyle, like Tang Yan, are getting closer to the west.

When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.

7. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

8. The significance of getting up early lies in taking a nap.

9. The most shameful thing is to discuss salary with several classmates. I thought they were talking about annual salary, but later I found out that it was all monthly salary.

10, the function of the alarm clock is probably to let me change my posture and continue to sleep.

1 1, girls who love to laugh, their luck will not be too bad, and girls who love to take selfies, their mobile phones will not be too bad.

12. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm clock.

13, yesterday, the head teacher scolded us and said that everyone in our class was ugly. Then she said today, what kind of teachers have what kind of students.

14, don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

15, you can't afford a beautiful skin, and interesting souls despise you.

16, unless the country changes monogamy, I won't go to see netizens.

17, Snow White explained that seven diaosi were not as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

18, now boys are too bad, whiter than girls, taller than girls, more beautiful than girls, and still compete with girls for boyfriends.

19. People nowadays are liars. Beef noodles are not beef, but pork. The quantity is small and the price is extremely expensive.

20. Salary is like a full stop. Come once a month and end in a week or so.

2 1, God is fair, because everyone is not so perfect.

22. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

23. You can't blame others for looking down on you by looking up at people from a low place.

24. It is said that the Monkey King is driving a somersault cloud, then God is driving a floating cloud.

25. If you get married, I feel that you should marry a fairy, because she is clean and can exchange money.

26. Now that you have left, why did you appear in front of me again? Aren't you stimulating me? Woman.

27. A depressed life eliminates those who can't live up to expectations. Live fish go upstream and dead fish go downstream.

28, good life is short, bad life is cheap, you are a short-lived guy.

29. My Q score is not high. If I don't have Q coins and photos, what's the use of stealing them?

30. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

What's so funny about personality? What's so funny about personality?

1, gradually, some people become cheap.

Sometimes what you choose is not what you want.

3. It's time to start school, and I feel like I'm going to meet my netizens.

4. liking you is not the reason why you look good, but the feeling you made me in a special period that others can't.

When I get old, I won't even have my period.

6. A woman is a dog. Whoever has money will take it.

7. The only way out that life can give you is to move forward without fear.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

9. I hate perfunctory even if I don't expose it.

10, crying doesn't mean you are weak, but because you have been strong for too long.

1 1, the dim light at night is dim and ambiguous.

12, thank you for your cynicism, so that I can climb this peak now.

13, I asked the teacher what score I got in the exam, and he said, guess, I answered directly, guess or not.

14, a smile can stay all afternoon.

15, two women chasing a man, give up first with deep feelings.

16, people should learn to be good to themselves, because few people really care about you.

17, you would rather be her supporting role than my leading role.

18, it is always your choice to enter my heart or my eyes.

19, I can't bear the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

20. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

2 1, sometimes alienating someone is not annoying but too fond.

Smiling can last all afternoon.

22, don't worry too easily about others, and finally you can only leave a heartless one.

23. When Xueba is discussing the answers to the test paper, let's pretend to be dead.

24. Who are you in the wasted years (who will you be in the barren years)?

25. No one is pure all the way, but please don't forget your original self.

26. What one person thinks is unforgettable may have been forgotten by others.

27. I am not Gu Yuan, I am not the king of men, I am not the focus of attention, but I have her #

28. I think of you first in the morning and last in the evening.

I don't want to hide it, so I have to pretend to be happy.

30, how to shoot, how to throw!

3 1, love comes from a smile, thicker than a kiss, and dies from tears. ...

32. Some people just miss and don't contact; Just pay attention and don't bother! year

33. A person, no matter how many shortcomings she has in the eyes of those who hate her. People who like her don't care what advantages she has.

34. I miss the story as it is, and I miss the ruined each other.

Even if you are a knife, I will hold you in my hand, even if you are cut into pieces, I will not let go.

36. If there is a mountain, there is a 100 road through it.

37. When will you know how I feel?

38. Trust is like an eraser, which gradually wears away and becomes smaller in repeated mistakes.

39. Lover Liu I like the words Wan Xinyi I love you.

Do you love me? Do you miss me? Do you like me because of my face? Are you a dog?