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2. Play with interesting people when you are young.
No matter how beautiful a woman is, if she doesn't struggle, she is still a decoration.
When I grow up, I find that life still needs a little acting.
I hate the smell of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.
6. Sleep more if you want to be beautiful, and feel beautiful when you are sleepy.
7. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in a different position.
8. I believe that the world is so big, no matter how ambitious I am, I will certainly survive.
9. Make a fortune and make friends with someone.
10, smart people test by strength, and I usually test by imagination.
1 1, your eyes are warm, the mountains are far away, my world.
12, what does a big face matter? As long as you have a beautiful face. The bigger the face, the clearer it is.
13. How many steps do I have to take to become your baby? Can I go to heaven in one step?
14, if you don't like him, who can I show my selfie to?
15, come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.
16, every heartless person has a period of heartache.
17, a day without going out, practicing beauty behind closed doors.
18. Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.
19, you are not fat, you are just a harbor of bubble tea, doughnuts, cupcakes, boiled fruits and roasted chicken wings.
20, don't always say that your weather-beaten face, beauty is not outstanding, ugly is not chic.
2 1, the scenery ahead is just right, don't stay after the windy month.
22. Will you be wronged and planted in my hands?
23, don't eat the bowl of the pot, just take the pot to eat more worry-free.
When you choose to start, don't give up easily. Stick to it with your perseverance and patience. One day you will look back and smile: I am so good! Stick to your dreams! Don't forget your innovative spirit!
25. porridge in the morning can only fill your stomach, but wine in the middle of the night can fill your stomach.
26, less melodramatic! Adults, not urged by many storms, swallow their sadness.
27, spoil yourself in the first place, happy in the world.
28. It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will say no. ..
29. The more you learn the same skills, the less you ask for help. The present effort is for not asking others in the future, and strength is the strongest self-confidence. Remember, living is not winning sympathy with tears, but winning applause with sweat.
30, this life is either happy or sad or happy, it is not a pity to meet you.
3 1. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.
In my Me Before You, I am not a judge by appearances.
33. The world needs us, and we also need the world.
34. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
35. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.
Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
37. If you are really willing to work hard, the worst result in life will only be a late bloomer.
38. Where did you fall? Just lie down.
39. Life is your own. Dress up cute.
40. What will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.
4 1, I've read a thousand words about summer, but none of them are as lovely as you.
42. Don't say you are nothing. You are a good mobile phone player at night.
43. Let's have a look. This p-drawing process has improved again.
44, some roads, still have to go by yourself, do not need someone to accompany; In some scenes, I only touched myself, not others.
45. The circle of friends you praised is all doughnuts.
46. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.
47. Don't please the world, and don't comment on right and wrong. Be yourself and love yourself.
48. Don't be too good. You can refuse what you don't want to do, you can't force what you can't do, and pretend not to hear if you don't like it. Life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.
49. After reading the life guide several times, I still choose not to pose.
50. porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night.
5 1. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?
52. I like you so much that you will die.
I hope you have stars in your eyes and mountains and seas in your heart. From now on, take dreams as horses and live up to your youth.
54. I heard that laughter often makes people old. Does crying often make you younger?
55. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.
56. The wind doesn't move, and the clouds don't move. It's just a heartbeat.
57. Eat a candy when you are sad and tell yourself that life is sweet.
58. Clocks and watches can go back to the original point, but they can never go back to yesterday.
59. Be a lovely girl who doesn't disturb the world and is full of joy.
60. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.
6 1, I still want to be a pig you like, just eat and sleep.
62. Life is like this. There are unexpected surprises and sudden disappointments.
63. The Chinese New Year is coming, so let's all bask in our own objects in case there is the same paragraph.
64. I only hope that after many years, no matter what the relationship is, when you talk about me, you can clap your chest and narrow your eyes to tell others that you have never regretted knowing me, and you are really happy.
You may not agree with me, but I can hit you.
66. Young man, it's nothing if you have no money now. There will be many days when you have no money in the future!
67. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all married, and those who can unscrew are still screwing themselves.
No one in the world has an obligation to be nice to you, so you should think so. Those indifference and meanness are taken for granted, and those gentle treatments should be cherished.
69. Let's go out for a walk. You take pictures, I laugh.
70. Around the earth, there is nothing but poverty.
7 1, my decompression method: send dynamic, delete dynamic, listen to music, be in a daze, be silent.
72. Life is bright, everything is lovely and the world is worth the future.
73. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.
74. When sisters are in harmony, they must boast that they all look good. This is the rule!
75. Over time, things have changed. There is a friendship as light as tea. There was a time when it was as clear as water.
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