Funny talk about the so-called dream, which means dreaming at night and daydreaming during the day.

Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Divorce is a fool's business. It's too expensive

What makes me proud and proud is that until now, the earth is still being trampled by me.

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

Love to talk and laugh, I am proud all over, I don't cry or make trouble, I ignore all ridicule.

It makes me crazy and tired, and I don't even have the best time to cry

I was very unhappy when I weighed myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

My so-called dream is to dream at night and daydream during the day.

When I see a beautiful woman, I will first touch my pocket to see if I have any money.

Don't flatter yourself. In fact, you need food as much as animals.

The first lie in life begins with writing a composition in primary school, and the truth begins with writing a love letter.

Happy action essentials: trouble and sadness, kicking; Good luck, seize it; Happiness is sweet, a kiss; Good luck. Give me a hug. May you be happy, more than once.

There are golden arrows, iron arrows and bronze arrows, but you must learn from silver arrows! It is said that there are 18 kinds of 360 strokes of martial arts, but you must learn drunken arrows, so soon there appeared in the Jianghu: "drunken silver arrows!" " "

Being a woman can be sexy, enchanting and pure, but not mediocre.

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the ATM to withdraw money. After taking the money, I saw my daughter staring at the ATM and asked her what was going on. Dad, let's buy a machine like this at home.

Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Fight hunger: sleep. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping. Sleep for 20 years, go to sleep! Trustworthy!