Good words and phrases for brain teasers

1. Handwritten newspapers about good sentences, good paragraphs, stories, catch-phrases, jokes, and brain teasers

. A dull knife cuts through bamboo ----------- -take things too hard. (It won’t ring).

●. Tie chicken feathers to the telephone poles------How brave. (What a big duster).

●. Cracking melon seeds will bring out bedbugs------everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence).

●. Deng Cao plays the drum------------I don’t want to. (no sound).

●. Lamp grass crutches------------can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning).

●. Chatting in the salt shop----------nothing to do. (too salty to do anything).

●. Zhang Tianshi did not use a boat to cross the sea - he had his own rules. (Have your own way to cross).

●. Playing the trumpet through the window----------famous. (The sound is outside).

●. The Dragon King moved ----------awesome. (off the sea).

●. Lao Jiu’s brother----------honest. (Old Ten).

●. Buried in an empty coffin----------arrogant. (There is no one among the trees).

●. Jie Yuan----------rules in Wang Ba Zhong. (guiju).

●. Wear gloves in June----conservative. (Guard your hands).

●. Raw peanuts--------------it must be noisy. (It must be fried).

●. A cobbler does not bring an awl - that's fine. (Needle row).

●. It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry into the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi).

●. Monk’s house----------temple. (wonderful).

●. Washing yellow lotus by the river----------Why bother. (River is bitter).

●. Blind people wear glasses----------fake smartness. (False and false).

●. Dreaming about becoming a butterfly----------Fantasy. (Thinking of Feifei).

●. Monkey learning to walk----------hypocritical. (Fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai------------Long time. (Good wine).

●. The spider pulls the web------------selfishly. (from silk).

●. The blind man carries the blind man on his back----------getting busier and busier. (Blind on top of blind).

●. Long Live My Nose Bleed -------- It’s red. (I am red).

●. Break the casserole---------ask the end. (Patterned to the end) 2. Who has 50 good sentences, about 15 words, hurry up

The mountains exposed by the clouds are floating in clusters like islands.

The surrounding mountains are like a colorful cloth. Mountains, waves and peaks are layer upon layer.

The mountains are black and green, with no edges or edges, and the top of the cliff is as sharp as a knife or an ax. The undulating loess hills are really like the waves of a great flood.

Longshantou stands like a large tomb in the night. The mountains on both sides of the Xiajiang River rise and fall so high that it makes people dizzy.

The deep valley is eerily quiet and cold. The ravine was filled with snow, as high as the back of the mountain, and became a large square covered with flat snow.

The morning sun is shining, and the mountain is like a shy girl, looming, and the sunset is shining on the west mountain. The sky is full of red clouds, the sea is full of golden waves, and the red sun is like a furnace of boiling molten steel, spurting out with dazzling golden light.

In the morning, the sun shows half of its face shyly like a new daughter-in-law who has just left home. The sun has set, and its extraordinarily strong light shoots out from the treetops, dyeing the white clouds and the green mountains into blood.

The sun slowly penetrated through the clouds, revealing a face that was already flushed, looking at the earth like a shy little girl.

The bright sunshine passed through the gaps between the leaves and through the morning fog, filling the campus in wisps.

The sun was lower, blood-red, and a dazzling broad light wave on the water stretched from the edge of the ocean to the edge of the boat. The sky was dyed blood red by the setting sun, the pink clouds were reflected on the flowing water, the entire river surface turned purple, and the sky seemed to be on fire.

In spring, the sun is so warm that it stretches out its big warm hands and caresses people's whole body. The spring breeze blew away the clouds and mist, and the sun smiled happily, spreading warmth and brilliance over the lake.

The scorching sun was high in the sky, and red light shot to the ground like a rocket. The ground was on fire, reflecting the flames of boiling oil. I didn't dare to look up at the sun, I just felt that it was dazzling everywhere. The sky, the roof, and the ground were all bright white, with a little red in it. From top to bottom, the whole thing was like a huge fire mirror. Every stripe was In the focus of the fire mirror, everything seemed to be about to burst into flames.

It’s late autumn, and the sun hangs lazily in the sky, like an old man dozing off with a smile on his face. The late autumn sun is like an orange-red lampshade, emitting soft light that warms the body and face.

As soon as the sun arrives in autumn, it shines all its light on the world. Look, the fields are golden, the grounds are golden, and the mountains are golden.

The sun in winter is as pale as the moon. The sun was surrounded by thin clouds, emitting a faint dazzling white light.

The sun works hard all year long, and by the time winter comes, it is exhausted and can hardly emit any heat. The warm sunlight fell through the dense leaves and turned into golden spots.

The towering mountains in the distance, covered with golden coat under the sunlight, look particularly beautiful. The sunlight was filtered by the layers of leaves and leaked onto him, turning into a faint, round and gently swaying halo.

It was eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and the bright sunshine painted circles of golden and silver halos on the leaves. The sun shines through the thin clouds and shines on the vast white land, reflecting a silvery light that makes people's eyes dazzle.

The golden sunshine pours down and pours into the vast expanse of blue waves, making the monotonous and calm sea surface become a little colorful. When the bright red sunlight shines on the top of the mountain, the fog opens like a curtain, and the city gradually appears in the golden sunlight.

The sunlight piercing the clouds is like a golden thread, criss-crossing, stitching the light gray and blue-gray clouds into an extremely beautiful pattern. The sun has just risen over the mountain, covered by the bright red morning glow. The sun shines down from the gaps in the clouds, like countless giant dragons spewing golden waterfalls.

The golden sunlight shines through the gaps and onto the grass growing on the brown soil. 3. Good words and sentences that hurt others

It’s just because they are boys that you can say these words to them.

Girls cannot say these words. . I think they won't mind if you are a girl and you are joking with them, otherwise they would be too stingy because they hurt you first. These words are all joking and should not be said in a friendly manner. . .

1. The length is thrilling. ..So creative

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You look very patriotic, dedicated, and have backbone

4. You look really creative and live with courage!

5. You look really post-modern

6. You look like a car accident scene

7. Your appearance is out of proportion. Okay

8. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you

10. Your appearance is very refreshing. ! !

11. You need to reinvent yourself

12. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone what they look like

How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

13. Damn, you look so damn easy to recognize.

14. It looks very sci-fi and very abstract!

15. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

16. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

17. Your height slows down the Internet speed, and your length consumes too much memory

18. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and even if I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

19. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

20. You are breaking the rules!

21. The international face is universal

22. I looked at him with regret and said, "Can the surgery make it come back?"

23. Your The appearance surpasses human imagination.

24. You act very brutally! !

25. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

26. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your butt? . oh?

I'm sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where did your butt go?

27. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this.

28. MMD, I have never seen such a long one with such archaeological value.

29. Long flying sand and stone magic skills

These are just comments Looks. . I don’t know if it’s useful to you?

Found some more. . .

1. Couplets. Horizontal comment: Marshal Tianpeng. First couplet: Those who are above are handsome. Ask the next couplet.

Answer: Let her answer: This is a pig.

2. Brainteaser: There was a pig being chased to be slaughtered. It was running, encountered an intersection, and then bumped into it and died. Why?

Answer: Let her guess. Finally, he told her that pigs cannot make sharp turns. (She doesn’t know how to do brain teasers).

8. Story 1: There is a shark in the ocean that only eats things weighing less than 100 kilograms. A 99-pound female turtle was targeted. She thought of a way to fight with a 100-kilogram female turtle. The little fish weighing 1 pound cooperated and let the fish hide in her shell. Finally, the shark was surprised why it suddenly gained 1 pound. Then he looked carefully and found the little fish. Then asked: What are you doing? After a moment of silence, I told her that I was telling a story to the female turtle.

9. Story 2: There is a very interesting couple. Once, a man was playing a game, and the woman was watching and pointing randomly. The man thought the woman was annoying, so he slapped her and said, "I am playing the game or you are playing." Once again, a couple went shopping. The woman took a fancy to several pieces of clothing and didn’t know which one to buy. The man said this was the one, and the woman slapped her and said, "Should I buy it or you?"...

You don’t speak, wait... (and pretend to think), just ask your girlfriend and then, or say anything. Just give her a slap (of course, in a joking manner) and say, "I tell the story or you tell the story."

Reference: Baidu knows. 4. Good words and sentences

1. If the blackboard is the vast sea, then the teacher is the sailor on the sea.

The moment the bell rang, you used the faculty whip as an oar to paddle the textbooks moored in the port like a ship. On the desk, the problems are piled up like a reef. Your gestures are as vivid as a flying bird, waving a graceful arc on the podium - the ship passes... There is not a single cloud floating in the sky, just like your bright heart , a lofty one.

2. Hope comes from disappointment, and uplift comes from worry. As a poet said: Those who feel hungry must digest well, those who feel urgency must be efficient, and those who feel crisis must have good digestion. Progress quickly. 3. Don’t wander under the trees, don’t meditate in the rain, don’t cry in the dark.

Look forward, don’t look back. As long as you have the courage to face it and raise your head, you will find that the haze of scores is just a short rainy season. Looking forward, there is still a bright sky, which will not make people feel hesitant.

4. The soft sunshine hangs slanting on the everlasting branches and leaves of green pines and cypresses, looking so quiet and solemn. The green lawn and white cement are peaceful, and the footsteps rise and fall so lightly. Everyone's But my heart was filled with excitement and thoughts. 5. The ocean of life is not like the rippling blue waves of West Lake. As time goes by, it is sometimes as calm as a mirror, sometimes with splashing waves, and sometimes with huge waves soaring into the sky... People tend to become stronger after enduring the test of strong winds and waves. .

6. When you are in the spring scenery with warm breeze blowing, birds singing and flowers fragrant, green mountains and green waters, and vast tracts of fertile fields, you will definitely be intoxicated; when you face the golden autumn season that is as golden as silver and full of fruitful fruits. , you will definitely be delighted. Have you ever thought that the lush spring scenery is the heroic appearance after being baptized by the severe cold, and the beautiful scenery of the golden autumn is the crystallization of the smelting heat.

………… 7. If you want to harvest fruits in the golden autumn, then in the cold early spring, you should roll up your trouser legs and work tirelessly to open up fields, sow seeds, and cultivate until the day of harvest. . 8. Life is like a path winding in the mountains, bumpy and bumpy, with ditches and cliffs on the sides.

I fell down. If you want to cry, just cry. What are you afraid of? Don’t worry about pretending! This is straightforwardness, not weakness, because crying does not affect the journey, but can increase caution. The mountain flowers are blooming and the scenery is pleasant. If you are intoxicated, just laugh if you want to, but don’t pretend to be reserved! This is straightforwardness, not pride, because smiling once does not affect the journey, but can actually increase confidence. 5. Good sentence, quick, quick, quick, quick

Autumn rain - the tall buildings are full of dusk, and the rain is rustling on the sycamore leaves.

Autumn night - I can't find the sound of autumn when I wake up, and the steps are covered with phoenix leaves and the sun shines brightly. The sound of autumn - I haven't realized the dream of spring grass in the pond, but the phoenix leaves in front of the steps have already heard the sound of autumn.

Autumn Leaves - The wind blows the bamboos in the deep night, and the sound of thousands of leaves is filled with hatred. Autumn color - the new moss in the urn is green after rain has damaged it, and the leaves in the horizontal forest are red in autumn.

Autumn Moon - The moonlight soaks into the water and soaks into the sky, creating a clear and bright atmosphere that echoes with each other. Autumn chrysanthemum - I would rather die holding the fragrance on the branches than blow it down in the north wind.

Qiu Si——There is no news about my old friend thousands of miles away, so I went to the river to ask Duanhong. Autumn sorrow - There is no way that I am always idle, and the lonely lamp writes my sorrow every night.

Autumn - the west wind blows leaves all over the lakeside, and I am so excited to change into autumn clothes for the first time. Autumn Embrace - It feels like time has passed when I go out, and I see the leaves flying by the lake again.

Autumn Dream——The first time I return to Qingmeng in the late autumn night, there is a burning lamp in front of my bed. Memories of Autumn - The anvil and pestle beat the moon in the deep lane, and the sycamore trees shook down in the autumn of my hometown.

Autumn Enlightenment - Everyone explains the tragic events of autumn, but it is not like the poet who knows them thoroughly. Taste of Autumn - Crickets alone know that autumn is early, and banana trees are raining heavily.

Hope this helps.

6. Various good words and sentences

Good words for spring: spring, early spring, early spring, spring, spring, spring couplets, spring thunder, spring mood, spring silkworms, spring colors, spring clothes, new spring, spring light, spring rain, spring light, spring tide, spring outing, spring sowing, spring bamboo shoots, spring flowers, spring trees, late spring, spring scenery, early spring, early spring season. Early spring, mid-spring, mid-spring, yangchun, yangchun, yangchun, yangchun, yangchun, March, fireworks The season of spring is cold, the season of spring is approaching, spring is coming, spring is coming, spring has arrived, spring has returned to the earth, spring has returned to the earth, spring has come to the world, spring has filled the world, the earth has added spring, spring has returned, the earth has warmed, the sky has added to the earth, the ice and snow are melting, the ice is melting, the snow is melting, the ice is melting, the snow is melting, the ice is melting, the snow is melting The sky and the earth rotate, the ice and snow melt, the snow melts, and everything dissolves. The wind is gentle, the sun is warm, the wind is warm, the sun is beautiful, the wind is clear, the sun is warm, the spring is cold, then warm, then cold. The spring breeze is melting. The spring light is melting. The spring water is full of spring water. The spring water is turbulent. The spring water is turbulent. The sun is warm, the spring light is first dew, the spring light is rippling, the spring light is bright, the spring light is endless, the spring light is blooming, the spring light is blooming, the spring light is bright, the spring breeze is sending the warm spring breeze, the spring breeze is gentle, the spring breeze is auspicious, the spring mountain is like a smile, the spring mountain is like a daisy, the spring scenery is very strong, the spring scenery is very strong, the spring scenery is pleasant, the spring scenery is charming, the spring scenery is strong, the spring river is like In spring, the mountains are like makeup, spring and the scenery are beautiful. Spring swallows return to their nests. Spring is full of spring dew. Autumn frost. Spring planting. Autumn harvest. Spring warmth. Flowers are blooming in the garden. All things are revived, all things are awakening, all things are sprouting, all things are sprouting, all things are blooming, all trees are blooming, and thousands of purples and reds are blooming. The grasses and trees know the spring. The grasses and trees are revived. Flowing water, flying flowers, green branches and leaves, lush green grass, spring light, greenery everywhere, birds chirping, fragrant flowers, orioles dancing, butterflies flying, dead trees in spring, mountains turning green, winter making spring, all things spring, wild geese returning to the north, the earth awakening, stinging insects, Su Su, thriving, full of vitality, vigorous people, hardworking people, early spring, plum blossoms and snow. The spring orioles sing and the swallows sing bright spring, spring is everywhere, the spring light is everywhere, the late spring scenery is a good sentence to describe the sun: The sky is full of red clouds, the sea is full of golden waves, the red sun is like a furnace of boiling molten steel, gushing out, and the golden light is dazzling.

In the morning, the sun shows half of its face shyly like a new daughter-in-law who has just left home. The sun has set, and its extraordinarily strong light shoots out from the treetops, dyeing the white clouds and the green mountains into blood.

The sun slowly penetrated through the clouds, revealing a face that was already flushed, looking at the earth like a shy little girl. The bright sunshine passed through the gaps between the leaves and through the morning fog, filling the campus in wisps.

The sun was lower, blood-red, and a dazzling broad light wave on the water stretched from the edge of the ocean to the edge of the boat. The sky was dyed blood red by the setting sun, the pink clouds were reflected on the flowing water, the entire river surface turned purple, and the sky seemed to be on fire.

In spring, the sun is warm. It stretches out its big warm hands and caresses people's whole body. The spring breeze blew away the clouds and mist, and the sun smiled happily, spreading warmth and brilliance over the lake.

The scorching sun was high in the sky, and red light shot to the ground like a rocket. The ground was on fire, reflecting the flames of boiling oil. I didn't dare to look up at the sun, I just felt that it was dazzling everywhere. The sky, the roof, and the ground were all bright white, with a little red in it. From top to bottom, the whole thing was like a huge fire mirror. Every stripe was In the focus of the fire mirror, everything seemed to be about to burst into flames.

It’s late autumn, and the sun hangs lazily in the sky, like an old man dozing off with a smile on his face. The late autumn sun is like an orange-red lampshade, emitting soft light that warms the body and face.

As soon as the sun arrives in autumn, it shines all its light on the world.

Look, the fields are golden, the grounds are golden, and the mountains are golden.

The sun in winter is as pale as the moon. The sun was surrounded by thin clouds, emitting a faint dazzling white light.

The sun works hard all year long, and by the time winter comes, it is exhausted and can hardly emit any heat. The warm sunlight fell through the dense leaves and turned into golden spots.

The towering mountains in the distance, covered with a golden coat under the sunlight, look particularly beautiful. The sunlight was filtered by the layers of leaves, leaking onto him and turning into a faint, round and gently swaying halo.

It was eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and the bright sunshine painted circles of golden and silver halos on the leaves. The sun shines through the thin clouds and shines on the vast white land, reflecting a silvery light that makes people's eyes dazzle.

The golden sunshine pours down and pours into the vast expanse of blue waves, making the monotonous and calm sea surface become a little colorful. When the bright red sunlight shines on the top of the mountain, the fog opens like a curtain, and the city gradually appears in the golden sunlight.

The sunlight piercing the clouds is like a golden thread, criss-crossing, stitching the light gray and blue-gray clouds into an extremely beautiful pattern. The sun has just risen over the mountain, covered by the bright red morning glow. The sun shines down from the gaps in the clouds, like countless giant dragons spewing golden waterfalls.

The golden sunlight shines through the gaps and onto the grass growing on the brown soil. The sky is as clear as blue, and the bright sunshine is shining down from the gaps between the dense pine needles, forming thick and thin beams of light, illuminating the tree shadows with gauze-like mist floating in the trees.

The sun's fiery smile made the hazy campus suddenly lift off its gauze. A purple-red morning glow appeared in the sky, like a blooming red rose.

The sun has just risen, full of energy, overflowing with red light, illuminating the whole world. The fiery red sun just broke through the sea level, giving the beautiful and tranquil sea a layer of rose color.

The morning sun shines its rays on the lake. The breeze picks up and the small waves jump, stirring up the lake full of broken gold. Suddenly, a red sun rose in front of us, and the golden light it shed was like golden whips, driving away the flying clouds and mist.

A red sun appeared on the sea, bright and dazzling. The sea and sky were suddenly filled with golden light, and the sea surface changed from dark blue to deep blue. The golden morning light gradually dyed the eastern sky red, and the high peak of Huangshan Mountain was dyed crimson by the brilliant clouds.