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Sad love: If I don't like you, I will mature your mother in minutes.

1. I don't look at your eyes, I don't look at your eyebrows, I look at you in my heart and forget who I am!

If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.

Sisters will never abandon you and betray you, but love will not be so single-minded

Your smile makes my heart beat, your happiness distracts me, and your love for me will never go bad.

The first time I saw you, God said four words in my ear, "Destiny takes a hand".

6. Success is divided into two halves, and half is in the hands of God. This is fate; The other half is in my own hands, desperate.

7. Life is action. The only thing in the world that you can get for nothing is poverty. As long as you are willing to go, there will always be a way

8. Don't give up when you can still give. As long as you don't give up, there are infinite possibilities.

9. Without wind and waves, it is impossible to show the true colors of sails; Without twists and turns, you can't taste the joy of life.

10. Good luck doesn't always come to you. Your efforts are the only thing that can make you stand firm.

1 1. Happiness and sadness are inevitable in life. As long as you stick to it, then your life will be successful.

12. Many times, the reason why I am forced to move forward is not the charming scenery in front, but the cruel reality behind me.

13. All efforts are not to make others think you are great, but to make yourself look up to yourself.

14. The present era is not suitable for saying love, but more suitable for saying like. You hit it off if you like it. If you don't like it, you hit it off.

15. Failure is a necessary stage in the learning process. If you have never failed, it only means that you have not taken enough risks.

16. Give life a smile and face life with a smile. Just like an eagle fighting confidently in the sky, just like a river happily merging into the sea.

17. Don't give up an insistence just because of a little flaw. Even if no one applauds, take an elegant curtain call and thank yourself for your contribution!

18. The greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you. Because of your appearance, the meaning of that day is immortal in my life.

19.じ★ve If love doesn't work out, why not give it a try, fearing that failure will never get the desired result? ♀

20. Love is silly, love is justifying a fault, love is saying good night to each other, love is gone forever, and love is always there for you.

Fall in love in minutes: I wish you were fat again. I like many things about you.

1, you asked me how much I love you, which means I fell in love with you a hundred times after I met you.

If I can give up all over the world, at least you are worth cherishing. You are here, which is the miracle of life. -"At least you"

I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, so I will try my best to give you the best in this life.

You can leave the rest of your life to me for safekeeping, and you can take away every word you like in my love story.

I miss the seeds of love like you, the ever-flowing water like you, the daily necessities like you, and growing old together like you!

6. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

7. Of all the happiness that is not remembered, I like you best. Of all the changed landscapes, I like you best.

8. You are getting fat again, which is good. There is another circle where I can like you.

9. I am slow-heating, but the heat preservation performance is good! Once heated, it will not cool. For example, I like you.

10, I want to be with you, from the first sight to the end of my life.

Sad mood: I don't like this world, I only like you.

First, I feel so embarrassed now that I have lost many people along the way.

Second, sing a piece of fireworks, listen to a piece of moonlight, encounter a few rays of cold air through the window, the candle shadow shakes red, the wind dances and the account is chaotic; Silently listening to the flowers, pity the blooming flowers, a lot less sorrow, sigh that the flowering period has passed, add a few strands of sadness, and let the flowers bloom in spring. Looking around, where will the beautiful image of drifting away go? Who can this young man be?

Third, cherish the encounters in life and cherish the friends in life. In our life, we will meet many people. Whether you love it or not, you can spend your whole life together, one day, one month and one year. When it's time to leave, let's get together and part. Then, spend it with the next person, another day, another month and another year. No matter who you are, please take care when you say goodbye.

Fourth, I am not familiar with the world. This is not the reason why I am quiet. I still have many questions, asking the South about my hometown, asking about hope and asking about the distance. I'm not familiar with this world. This is no reason for my despair. I still have a lot of enthusiasm, for parting, for death, for yesterday, for peace. I'm not familiar with this world. That's not why I'm fake. I am still very sincere. I can't live without it. I can't let it go. I can live and I can afford it.

Even if I don't meet, talk or send messages, I will keep a place in my heart and have a safe person.

Sixth, some bitterness can be hung on the face to let people know; Some pain can only be buried in my heart alone.

Seven, give each trouble a period of time, try your best to solve it within a limited time, please return the rest of the time to yourself.

Eight, unless the loess bones make you worry-free for a hundred years.

Nine, there is always a long blank time in life. You are waiting, you are insisting, and you are silent. You are waiting for a spring harvest, you are waiting for a new round of spring blossoms, and you are waiting for a thunder that has never happened before. This quiet day is a bit long and boring, but I will wait. I believe that people are young more than once. Sometimes, time will give you extra surprises.

Sometimes, you stretch for a long time just to hope that his "sorry" will make you cry.

Eleven, like to entertain the public and ridicule their own sensitivity.

Twelve, if the persistent thing has become a sharp blade, cutting yourself and the people around you black and blue, then the best solution is to let go.

Thirteen, the most beautiful accident is meeting you.

I don't like this world, I only like you.

15. Love is an illusion that needs constant proof, just like fireworks need to be lit to see brilliance. -I'm not sure I can forget it. The water in that mountain and the Na Yue on the surface are really at a loss. If I have to turn infinity into endless waiting, I'd rather be just a fragment in the starry sky.

Sixteen, how to say the dialogue, the expression is not sad. How to write a story so that the ending will not be lonely? What are we going to do?

Seventeen, many things are like umbrellas in rainy days. When you rushed into the room, you put it away in a hurry and threw it in a corner. The rain at night is still in the folds. Come and open it for a long time, and a moist smell comes to the nose. Even if it is sunny, it will remind you of the rain in the distance.

Sometimes you have to smile and act like everything is fine, and then walk away in tears.

19. The love we want is an oath, a longing, a persistence, a repeated yearning, a trace of melancholy, a sigh, a sorrow, a loyalty, a watch, an obsession and a nostalgia.

Love yourself more than waiting for others to love you. ...

Twenty-one, my brother is gone. I don't know how painful he will be when the dagger goes through his body. May I wish him a pleasant journey?

Twenty-two, experience again and again, let me witness the darkness of society, but I have to smile. People are really tired when they are alive.

23. A person's love is a process of self-deception and self-indulgence. From beginning to end, such feelings are warm but fragile. This kind of love is pure, just for a feeling, risking one's life and forgetting one's death without hesitation. Maybe in a previous life, this life is doomed to hide. Only that one look determines all the joys and sorrows in this life.

Young you have enough reason to believe that you will get the happiest love in the world. So wait patiently. Don't believe any sweet talk too early, whether it's good or bad, it won't do you any good. Fruit will not become sweet until it is ripe, and so will happiness.

25. You weren't there when I was in a bad mood. Do you know how much I miss you to comfort me?

It's just that you don't like my mother Did your mother bring you up easily?

The wife asked her husband, "If I fell into the water with your mother, which one would you save first?" The husband looked reluctant: "I can't swim!" " "Wife:" Suppose you will. "Husband:" Can't you swim yourself? "Of course I saved my mother." Wife: "Suppose I can't swim." Husband: "You can't swim, why take an old lady into the water?" Wife (angry): "You are so stubborn, am I not assuming?" The husband said without weakness, "What do you suppose is not good? Why suppose my mother fell into the water? Why not assume that your mother fell into the water? " The wife choked back her anger: "Then my mother and your mother fell into the water together, right?" The husband showed a painful expression on his face and said, "Suppose there are two old ladies in the water. What are you doing?" ? You don't like my mother. Did your mother bring you up easily? "

The worst boss I have ever seen is. At the end of that year, he took three vice presidents and a group of photographers from the finance department, saying that it was a hard year and gave each employee 50 red envelopes. He also shook hands with every employee very kindly and took photos and videos. The employees all laughed, and as a result, they were deducted 50 when they were paid. This kind of forced city routine is deep.

My friend asked me: is the emotional road not smooth? I told him: it went well. There was no one along the way.

Last month, I lent it to my friend 1500 yuan. I called today to pay back the money. Did you put it on the card? I said punch in. I hung up and wondered how he knew my bank card number. The message came before my mobile phone was put in my pocket. Hello, dear users, you have recharged the phone bill of 1500 yuan this time. ...

One foggy day, my husband drove his son to school. Son: I can't see the way. What time do I arrive? Husband: Stop, here we are! Son: When will it stop? Husband: Stop when you arrive! There seems to be nothing wrong with it!

On the bus, I heard the click and shaking of the letter W behind me. Suddenly, I had evil thoughts, and my mobile phone was muted and vibrated. This is the goods at first glance. So I sent him a message: originality is a divination every day. Today, you are on the No.9 bus, carrying a brown leather bag. Please get off the bus as soon as possible, or there will be a massacre. Then the goods went down. ...

My husband asked me while flipping through the newspaper, "What would you do if I got lost in the big forest?" I replied without hesitation: "Call the police first, then eat. I have saved enough strength to find you." My husband slapped the newspaper on the table and muttered, "Look at page eight. The owner of a puppy got lost, and the puppy went on a hunger strike 12 days. How can the gap between you and it be so big? " Me. . .

The dating website arranged a date for me. That's a semi-old Xu Niang with heavy makeup. She looks like she is in her fifties. I almost spit out a mouthful of coffee in surprise. This damn dating site knows my taste too well.

In order to propose to his girlfriend, he pretended to read her palm, and then told her affectionately that your future husband is a peerless good man, handsome and rich, and he can enjoy happiness for a lifetime when he marries him. If the girlfriend thinks: then let's break up. . . I

Don't go to the aquarium with children who grew up by the sea. Pointing to the glass of the underwater corridor, he said, "Wow, look at this, look at that, wow, so cute!" " They will only say, "This one is too fishy. It needs to be marinated for a while. That one tastes best when baked."

I really don't know how that 500-100000 won came from. Is it a computer calculation or a number calculation? Tell me about my experience. I always choose at random, knowing that I won't leave a thought in it. I don't know what everyone likes, I won 5 million!

I saw a handsome guy across the train, but I never got a chance to strike up a conversation. I'm anxious. Late at night, the handsome boy dozed off and slept there. Suddenly, the train shook violently, and the handsome boy's head knocked over his leftover instant noodle bowl on the dining table. I immediately burst into laughter. Look at the handsome guy's eyes again, I know I don't need to strike up a conversation today! ! !