The coolest thing to say about Singles’ Day

For singles, Singles’ Day causes infinite sadness. Singles' Day 2019 is here.

Girls who are busy with their careers during the day have no time to hang out. I surf the Internet at night and don’t want to go out for a walk. The moonlight was shining brightly in front of my bed, and my heart was filled with frost. He raised his head and asked how the moon came into pairs?

Girl, look at your beautiful features, red lips and white teeth, and a fairy aura. Can you use your slender hands to reply to an ambiguous text message on Singles' Day to ward off evil spirits and get naked?

He spends time to strengthen his mind, has an affair to practice anti-theft, has a good attitude for picking up girls, flirts to get rid of worries, has a crush to practice stalking, loves to love, has high literary talent, has good bachelor kung fu, and does everything by one person. Happy Singles' Day!

The sun shines on your face, the stars fascinate your eyes, the moonlight illuminates your dreams, and the pearlescent light protects your safety. On Singles' Day, I wish you a radiant and radiant face, and the Buddha's light protects your body. A bright future!

A true bachelor dares to face bleak love, dares to face a lonely life, dares to laugh at the wind and snow, dares to be cold to the forbidden fruit, and can endure overwhelming letters and harassment!

When a bachelor is injured, he warms the bed by himself; when a bachelor is wandering, he wanders around casually; when a bachelor is stick, there is no need to buy a house; when a bachelor is strong, he can dig around; when a bachelor is panic, he looks for a partner everywhere; when a bachelor is busy, he collects friendships diligently .

Single people are really carefree and don’t have to worry about eating up; single people are really comfortable and want to play with packing; single people are really cute, handsome boys and beautiful women are together, and there is no need to vomit . Singles' Day is here, I wish you a happy holiday!

You are the emperor, I am the eunuch, you are Wu Song, I am Pan Jinlian, you are Tang Monk, I am the goblin, you are Chunmei, I am Ximen Qing, you are Chen Yuanyuan, and I am Li Zicheng. If you are a bachelor, you can calculate directly with me!

On the occasion of Singles’ Day, on behalf of the Left Dynasty, I would like to wish all the left warriors, the remaining guests, the fighting left Buddhas, and the equal-hearted leftovers a happy holiday and get naked as soon as possible!

When you need chopsticks to find a bowl, someone calls out in the morning. When you are hungry, you will get hot food. When you are bored, there is someone to accompany you. When you are wrong, you kneel on the washboard. It is so beautiful that we dance together. What a beautiful wonderland, Singles Day, you will join this happy team.

If you are not tall, you will be arrogant; if you are not good enough, you must be thick-skinned; if you do not have much income, you must be good at talking; if you are timid, you must trust your words; if you have a bad temper, change it quickly. Singles' Day is coming soon, I wish you a happy couple soon!

Don't worry about the bachelor, he will be old next year; don't worry about the bachelor, you can pick up the hydrangea in the near future; don't be afraid of the bachelor. Stripping has become a reality. Plan A. On Singles' Day, I wish all singles to take off their clothes as soon as possible!

In fact, the bachelor is Cupid's target and an old customer, so don't worry, it's just that the love arrow will fly for a while, and the edge line is still slowly being pulled. On Singles' Day, wait patiently and wish you a happy and wonderful life.

Whether you have a girlfriend or not, the conditions are fundamental, you must have a calm mind and do your career first. If you have money and a car and a house, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend. As long as you have a career, it’s not too late to make friends. May your career be brilliant and may you get married soon!

Asking you how sad you are is like a group of bachelors dancing. Singles' Day should be spent like this: I can't sleep in the morning, I feel like sleeping at night, it's better to wake up, it's dark.

Haha, happy Singles’ Day!

If you wear too little, you will walk away; when taking pictures, you need to illuminate the light; in the dark, you long for brightness; when it is cold, you look forward to warm light; blessings come, You must take it off! Happy Singles' Day, I wish you a happy time taking off your clothes!

A true bachelor dares to face bleak love, dares to face an incomplete life, dares to smile, dares to be cold to the forbidden fruit, and can endure our overwhelming harassment! Happy Singles' Day!

You say you are a good bachelor, a cold quilt that warms the whole family, a bowl of rice that feeds the whole family when hungry, a happy family that enjoys good things alone, does not know bad things, a carefree fairy. Today's Singles Day, you will steal the fun.

I wish the nunchucks who are married happy and sweet; the lovesick sticks in love have sweet love; the single sticks will become nunchakus as soon as possible; whether men and women are single, I wish you happiness on Singles' Day!

It is difficult to walk on a single bridge, it is difficult for a bachelor commander to move, it is difficult to eat with chopsticks, it is difficult to sleep, and it is difficult to live a single life. On Singles' Day, it's not difficult to receive blessings, and you'll find a good marriage right away! Don’t take off your clothes until you’ve finished reading!

With the advent of the bachelor crisis, wives have become a luxury. In 2017, the total number of singles was close to 30 million. Marrying a wife will be a symbol of a successful man! On Singles' Day, I wish you have luxury goods as soon as possible and become a successful person!

Although you have been promoted to the vice-president level in the Singles Guild, everyone is convinced that your deep eyes and attractive beard will definitely attract countless beauties on Singles’ Day, so they are here in advance Kick you out of the party!

Everyone else is in front of the flowers, only me is in a daze, looking at Chang'e; everyone else is in love, only I sing love songs alone; everyone else is talking, only I am bored, texting ! Singles day, don’t forget me!

If you are afraid of being alone, learn to be brave; if you are bored, learn to endure; if you are tired, learn to be independent; if you are bored, learn to harass; on Singles Day, know how to pass.

Send blessings and greetings through text messages. I wish you will be single soon and no longer be drunk. A little friendship will turn the fallen leaves yellow. Bless your friends for a longer life. May you send 11 friends and get longer happiness!

When the left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom; when the right eye jumps, love flowers bloom. Good luck is like the spring breeze coming, and the spring flowers of love bloom. On Singles' Day, I wish you good luck, success in both ways, be single as soon as possible, and be happy as a couple.

Singles’ Day is here, and I’ll give you three treasures: I’ll give you a pair of chopsticks, and I wish you a pair of chopsticks; I’ll give you a fried dough stick, and I’ll wish you a happy wife; I’ll give you a sugar cane, and I’ll wish you a happy life. Take off your clothes quickly. Happy Singles' Day!

The moment when the tea is poured from the teapot is intoxicating, the moment when true love meets a soulmate. As long as you sincerely love life, he will hold your hand and taste a happy life. On Singles' Day, I wish singles to get married soon.

Barefoot people are not afraid to wear shoes! Today: Dress up in fashionable oil, hemp and water, dig a wall in the neighborhood to borrow light, full of style, unlimited scenery, outstanding performance, sparkling, and sparkling eyes. On Singles' Day, I wish you take off your clothes as soon as possible!

Singles’ Day causes infinite sadness. The children have company today, but you are still lonely now. Anxious parents and anxious relatives and friends direct persuasion. I hope this is your last Singles' Day and you find your partner as soon as possible!

You and I, two people, take up space and are double; you are single and I am single, lonely and sad; it is best to reach an agreement, get together, and get out of singles; if you have someone to accompany you, you will not be lonely. May it last long! Happy Singles' Day!

The fluorescent lamp met the light bulb, looked at it, and said contemptuously: You are so fat, no wonder no one likes you. Bulb squinted at the fluorescent lamp and said disdainfully: You are very slim, not 'single'.

When you are a bachelor, you are the best of both worlds; when you are shining brightly, you are missing a partner; when you are upright, you live a happy life; when you are proud of your ancestors, you are the only one; you are brilliant and unrestrained and romantic. On Singles' Day, I hope your worries will disappear and your days will be more beautiful.

Jiangcheng is fragrant and warm, and my heart is unmoved. Several times during Eleven, there was also a drunken dream about Iraqis. Spring cries for drizzle, leaving my heart speechless. The years remain the same, but the years change darkly. We are single, it’s a moonlit night, we’re talking about lovesickness, let’s see who is thinner?

Since I have you, I am no longer lonely on Singles Day. We eat together and shop together. Life is full of your sweetness, no worries, no loneliness, no loneliness, no sadness, and full of happy memories. I hope to continue this with you next year!

Being single and lonely, with no one to accompany you, life feels like years of pain. I always want to know a caring person, but I have hit the wall many times. Just because of the natural and unrestrained appeal, it is said that smelly beauty is not dry. You can’t have a powdery head and oily face, as natural sunlight can dry it out. Hope to get married soon!

You and I have a very good relationship. Let me tell you from gossip: There are still 10 days until Singles’ Day on April 1st. Singles quickly find partners, blind dates and dates. Relatives and friends also help. If you haven’t decided on that day, harassing calls will be made. will continue.

This year is the Year of Singles, today is Singles Day, singles big and small, please pay attention, the secret to getting naked is light: dating resources, love letter words, pursuit of power, love to spend wages, Weibo exposure news!

At noon on the day of hoeing, sweat drips from the soil. Although famous flowers have owners, they also come to loosen the soil. Unexpectedly, being a bachelor is so painful that you are so greedy that you spit out your saliva. If a beautiful woman passes by, she would like to hide in the golden house. Watching people fall in love makes you swallow a bottle of vinegar. Singles' Day, waiting for beautiful girls to have sex!

Singles’ days are beautiful, and you can pursue beauty freely when you see it; singles’ days are very sweet, and there is no need to save personal money; singles’ days are idle, regardless of daily necessities, rice, oil, and salt; singles have a broad field of vision, and flowers can be swayed. . On Singles Day, I wish the world a happy singles!

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