202 1 on the domineering of starting school

It's already September, no matter what happens, no matter what kind of storm you encounter, the final result will always be that friends from all over the world will start school and rush to a place. So, don't worry, the last time I reported for school was the last two days.

1. In two days, man show seniors will change sandals into canvas shoes, flower underpants into jeans, put away their wretched smiles, hide man show's eyes, help you lead the way, help you carry your bags, solve puzzles, answer your doubts, call you, let you buckle, fuck all of you and add your friends! Yes, the seniors are ready to go!

2. You can't die in summer vacation! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don't want to go with Mr. Xue Kai! I don't want it! Summer vacation jun, are you abandoning me? How am I supposed to live? Mr. Xue Kai, get away from me! I'm not going with you! Shit is boiling.

3. ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise! ! !

4. People who are looking forward to starting school are because there are people in different places, and those who are not looking forward to starting school are because there are people in the local area!

Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. You study, or you don't study, the book is there, and you have to read it sooner or later. You listen, or you don't listen, the teacher is here, and you don't leave until class is over. You study, or you don't study, the exam is there and you never give up. You come, you don't come, the roll call is there, love will come or not. Go to school silently. Lonely and helpless.

6. Those seniors who wear slippers to class are just sincere. Maybe you, a well-dressed senior, will be welcome to wear shoes on that day every semester.

7. I'm not prepared or worried. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

At the beginning of school, the teacher said: School is our home. The semester is over, the teacher said, you think school is your home!

9. It is said that there is a phobia called school phobia. Unfortunately, I have been suffering from this disease for many years.

10. Do you still remember the first day of school? Everyone pretends to be serious.

1 1. September is the season when seniors seduce seniors, seniors seduce seniors, seniors covet seniors, seniors cling to seniors, seniors are jealous of seniors, seniors hate seniors, seniors abandon seniors, seniors retaliate against seniors, seniors cheat seniors, seniors please seniors, seniors pursue seniors, and seniors refuse seniors.

12. Good seniors don't welcome freshmen. Those who rush to help you with your luggage as soon as they settle down are not good seniors. They are good wolves, and the kindest ones are just selling phone cards.

13. Tell you a terrible news, crying for the ground, crying for tears, grief-stricken, absolutely shocked and quite regrettable: Dear, your summer balance has run out. If you need to recharge a lot, you have to wait another month.

14. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and my lover is mine.

On the domineering of freshmen's military training at the beginning of school

1, there is an evolution from white to black called military training!

2, my skin is not good, I am afraid of the sun, it will be red when it is sunburned, and it will hurt when it is red!

3. I heard that my younger brothers and sisters are going to start military training. Come on, let's buy a cup of iced watermelon juice and take a walk in the playground ~

Brother Sun, I'll name you Military Training!

5. School is starting and military training is coming. I must insist on being a cold girl!

6. Even if you are filthy like a hedgehog, I still have no taboo to reach out and hug.

We were all young and ignorant that year, and love is not the whole of this era.

8. The biggest sorrow of military training is whether you are black or thin.

9. The person you miss at the military training station is your true love!

10, I didn't turn on the light when I came home from military training. Dad walked over and I shouted. Dad was shocked and said, I thought there was a dress sitting here!

1 1, we do squats together during military training!

12, during the military training, send Jam Hsiao incense sticks and invite him to give a concert in Jiaozhou!

Pretty boy before military training, Bao Qingtian after military training.

14, teeth whiter after military training!

15, how many girls with waist-length hair were harmed by military training!

16, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

17, the sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, while the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

18, now that I'm a man, I don't want to mess with other women.

19, I am a passer-by who you forgot as soon as you turned around. Why should I accompany you to the Cape?

20. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make friends, and it is best to be a man in Qiao Feng and Wei Xiaobao.

2 1, if one day I am in charge of this world, I will let money become waste first and save it to harm people.

22. One day I will be brilliant and crazy with my sisters.

23. Your love doesn't deserve it, so you don't deserve my love.

24. I keep telling myself. Don't think of it. If you don't get it, don't.

My brother-in-law is waiting for you (Athena) to pursue me.

26, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

27, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

I am not afraid of anything, even if it will always be me.

29. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

30. When I came back from military training, everyone saw me and said, "You got a tan!" !

3 1, after the military training, my friends and I were hacked!

32. During military training, the instructor taught us that everything was hidden in our hearts but not in our hearts.

33, military training, China good formation!

34. High school military training will never be forgotten. . . . Suntanned like a pig's head

35. During the military training of Grade One in Senior High School, the radio station sends out a beautiful sun and the setting sun every day.

36. Military training at the beginning of school is to erase the impulse of seniors to pick up girls?

I can't keep up with the times. Others say that when you meet love at the corner, you are afraid of an accident at the corner.

I don't want to die. At best, I cherish life. In the worst case, I am afraid of death.

39. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

40. I finally know why military training should turn left and right, because it will make me get a uniform.

On the domineering of starting school, it's time for this senior to seduce his junior.

1. In two days, man show seniors will change sandals into canvas shoes, flower underpants into jeans, put away their wretched smiles, hide man show's eyes, help you lead the way, help you carry your bags, solve puzzles, answer your doubts, call you, let you buckle, fuck all of you and add your friends! Yes, the seniors are ready to go!

2. You can't die in summer vacation! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don't want to go with Mr. Xue Kai! I don't want it! Summer vacation jun, are you abandoning me? How am I supposed to live? Mr. Xue Kai, get away from me! I'm not going with you! Shit is boiling.

3. ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise! ! !

4. People who are looking forward to starting school are because there are people in different places, and those who are not looking forward to starting school are because there are people in the local area!

Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. You study, or you don't study, the book is there, and you have to read it sooner or later. You listen, or you don't listen, the teacher is here, and you don't leave until class is over. You study, or you don't study, the exam is there and you never give up. You come, you don't come, the roll call is there, love will come or not. Go to school silently. Lonely and helpless.

6. Those seniors who wear slippers to class are just sincere. Maybe you, a well-dressed senior, will be welcome to wear shoes on that day every semester.

7. I'm not prepared or worried. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

At the beginning of school, the teacher said: School is our home. The semester is over, the teacher said, you think school is your home!

9. It is said that there is a phobia called school phobia. Unfortunately, I have been suffering from this disease for many years.

10. Do you still remember the first day of school? Everyone pretends to be serious.

1 1. September is the season when seniors seduce seniors, seniors seduce seniors, seniors covet seniors, seniors cling to seniors, seniors are jealous of seniors, seniors hate seniors, seniors abandon seniors, seniors retaliate against seniors, seniors cheat seniors, seniors please seniors, seniors pursue seniors, and seniors refuse seniors.

12. Good seniors don't welcome freshmen. Those who rush to help you with your luggage as soon as they settle down are not good seniors. They are good wolves, and the kindest ones are just selling phone cards.

13. Tell you a terrible news, crying for the ground, crying for tears, grief-stricken, absolutely shocked and quite regrettable: Dear, your summer balance has run out. If you need to recharge a lot, you have to wait another month.

14. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and my lover is mine.

Domineering talk about daquan 202 1

1. Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

2. Adults are overdue children, and the elderly are invalid adults.

Last night, I had a dream that I arrived at the South Pole. Suddenly, a group of penguins flew over and asked me. Brother, punch Q coins. no

4, if it is fun to hurt me, then you continue, I will say to you with a smile; The injury is deeper!

I decided not to cry, just like you decided to leave me.

6. What's bothering you? People take you seriously.

7. Say what I want to say, do what I want to do and love the person I want to love. This is the life I want.

8. Only tall people can be called high cold, and short people can only be called quick-frozen dwarfs.

I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance can't be quiet.

10, the water is shallow, there are bosses everywhere, not social people, and the whole society is always dumbfounded.

1 1, I have always been shameless, and I will be shameless to the end.

12, China is developed and needs foreigners to translate classical Chinese.

13. In the past, I held a sword against ten thousand people and had many confidants around me. Now, the past is blowing in the wind, the pen has been broken, and the knife has been sealed.

14, don't joke with people you don't know, and don't brag about people you know too well.

15. If you leave, you can't come back. I won't rely on it when I come back.

16, my heart is not a restaurant that is open for a few hours, and it is not welcome at any time.

17, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

18, I like being with you. Even if I don't say a word, your expression makes me happy from the bottom of my heart.

19, aunt lent me your daughter, and I will return you two beautiful girls next year.

20. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

2 1, you are the most gorgeous drinking song in my youth history, holding the most touching moment of time.

22. Every time I tell you a lot, you just answer yes. Have you been taking a shit?

23. I always feel that there is something stuck in the chrysanthemum, and I actually pulled out half of the Flammulina velutipes. I fed it to the landlord without hesitation.

24. There are not so many happy endings in the world. If I don't like you, you will like me.

25, after buying sanitary napkins, I am embarrassed to tell my male basin friend what to do, saying that it is to buy clothes for my aunt.

26. I envy those who are asleep, so that they don't have to bear the pain of missing in endless darkness.

27. Sometimes it is more difficult for you to get through a person's phone than to get through the second pulse of Ren Du.

28. Nani, I went to Qingguo College to study scum. I became a tyrant, but the tyrant became a god, and I was still at the bottom.

29. You think you stepped on me, but you don't know that I can cut off your head at any time.

30. Good brothers are like condoms. I can hold it for you no matter how big it is.

3 1, I don't want what I can't get. What are you, I want to smile at you?

32. A friend is a road, but a home is a tree. Don't get lost, lean against the tree.

33. Being a man is actually quite difficult. If you are bold, people will call you sexy, but if you are honest, people will call you a man show.

34. The reason why feelings are bleak is that one party is begging at ordinary times, but the other party is unwilling to give alms.

35. Sometimes in men's eyes, coquettish and beautiful are the same thing. Sometimes in the eyes of women, being handsome and having money are the same thing.

36. What qualifications do you have to say love? How many people have you told this sentence? I'm just one of many people!

37. The girls' toilets are actually copied by many people, and you can't get in without a group.

38.what do I owe you? Even dreaming makes me so sad.

39. I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.

40. Flowers bloom not for anyone, but also for themselves. The world does not exist for anyone, nor does it exist for itself.

4 1, another month, will usher in a new starting point, but failed to usher in a new relationship.

42. I am like a fly lying on the window, looking at the sunshine outside the window, but I don't know where the way out is.

Why don't you play basketball when you are so tall, and why don't you sell sesame cakes when you are so short?

44. The most free and easy person in the world is my aunt. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want.

You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.

I don't know what happened in the class. Let's talk about it first.

47. The most terrible trust in school is that a scum tells another scum a topic, and one dares to speak and one dares to listen.

48, I want to thin into a lightning bolt and kill those who say I am fat!

49. When money spoke out, all the truths were silent.

If I hadn't met you, where would I be.

5 1. If there are two rooms now, one is only wifi and the other is only male god, which one would you choose?

52. Can I pick you up with a broken umbrella when your hair reaches your waist?

53. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

54. I remember a buddy robbed someone else's steamed stuffed bun and said while eating: this thing is only suitable for stuffing the ass.

55. One day when people are old, they sometimes cry, so love is over. Let's go

Since my parents added my buttons, my signature is no longer sad.

57. Are those two light bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!

58. The hope of life is marriage, and the only hope after marriage is divorce.

59. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu. When they looked up, he was a bird in the sky!

60. Believe in Buddhism and cause and effect. In the face of real cause and effect, human power is negligible.