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Call yourself stupid, talk about finding yourself so stupid, talk about it.
2. I have a face. What my parents gave me was not very beautiful, but it was clean, so I didn't have much money, but I lived happily. I have no strength, but I can beat you. I am not stupid.
After many years, looking back, I don't want to be a fool.
4. Stupidity means that you are willing to tolerate all your men and other women, and even have a cold war with yourself.
5. What is the most heartbreaking thing in the world? I know the answer clearly, but I'm still silly to ask.
6.* * won the grand prize of 5000 yuan and held a banquet to celebrate. Invite friends to share how the speech won the prize. Vegetables are the healthiest green food. There are also two bottles of Moutai in case the ancestral wine is taken away. Don't be silly, my friend: healthy food is the safest, and its name is Maotai Qingshui Green Tea.
7. Honey, this is not love. This is family, my fool.
Call you stupid.
8. People have not given up their dreams. Only those who give up their dreams, no matter how hard they try, can't resist stupid persistence.
9.—— Chatting with people, you stare at your mobile phone for a long time, the other half comes back for a long time, and you come back in one second. Are you stupid?
10, a rational person may love like a madman, but never like a fool.
1 1, Tx you are stupid, my space is obviously less than 60, saying that you still have 84 left to write.
12, I hope 10 years later now, 20 years later now, we will not miss it. I hope our classmates can still cry and get drunk, and talk about us who were stupid at the beginning.
13, don't be so smart. You are so cute and stupid.
14, when we are with you, we will do stupid things, swear, and get along as we did at the beginning.
Tell yourself it's stupid.
15, sometimes playing dumb is just for self-protection.
16. Only fools catch a cold in summer.
I think Li Shimin is stupid. If he hadn't sent Tang Priest to fetch the scriptures, he would have eaten him directly, and we would still be in the Tang Dynasty.
18, I have an ugly scar on my left wrist that hasn't come off for many years. It tells me that if you love someone too much, you are a fool.
19, right? Crazy love? A fool in love.
20. When people are tired, they want to sleep. When they are tired, they giggle
2 1, the fool stole the beggar's wallet, the blind man saw it, the dumb man shouted, the deaf man was frightened, the blog post went forward, the lame man walked away, and the madman said, "Please be rational.
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