Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - 202 1 Tell me about the phrase 520. Tell me if you have a new lover, don't be afraid of my sadness.

202 1 Tell me about the phrase 520. Tell me if you have a new lover, don't be afraid of my sadness.

First, I can't find the right person. In fact, it is very likely that I can't change my wrong self.

Second, how many children's papers did those papers hurt?

3. If one day I become a man, I will treat the woman who accompanies me well-

Fourth, the man said that women should be coquettish and not mean.

Be your true self, laugh when you are happy, cry when you are sad, don't try to be brave, don't pretend.

6. Love is a game. The name of the game is: See who is crazy first.

Eight, the feeling of heartbreak everyone has experienced.

Tell me when you have a new love, and don't be afraid of my sadness.

One day, I have the right to kill my dog in the world.

Xi。 I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. It turns out that I only touched myself.

Twelve, casual, playboy is not promiscuous, coquetry is not willful.

Thirteen. -You owe me one day.

Fourteen, I admire your skill, playing love so skillfully.

15. Happiness is to find someone to accompany me to the style.

Sixteen, love is just a synonym. What is true is your actions, and you can only prove it with actions.

Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.

18. Every time the teacher says to send all useless things to the podium, I want to send myself up.

I put a knife to your neck and said, tell me, do you love me or not?

Twenty, I understand the heart of cool thin in this world, but I stubbornly want to seek warmth.

202 1 Talk about modal phrases. Who can tell me, how to treat heartache?

First, you are happy to walk around the street with a pig. I wanted to make fun of you: a person's grade depends on who he is with. I didn't expect the words to be finished, but I saw that pig abandoned you with disdain.

Second, who will live forever when the light is on?

Third, I am not afraid of death, because I can leave loneliness to others after death.

Fourth, get out of here!

If there were any ifs, I would definitely not choose this way.

6. Love that does not betray is only because there are too few chips for betrayal.

Seven, who can tell me, how to treat heartache?

In August and October, fireworks and rain lanes, whose thoughts hurt people?

I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.

Turn around just to meet you, but forget that you will turn around.

Eleven, it was just a blip. I really thought I had escaped the fate of death.

Twelve, color is empty, empty is color, I am not color, but empty.

Thirteen, I am small-minded but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it.

14. Pretend to be happy, but the heart is still painful.

Fifteen, it was a stormy night, and you were walking alone in the wild mountains, when suddenly a bolt of lightning hit your head. Then a distant voice fell from the sky: TMD, it is crooked again!

Sixteen, it was just a passing by. Why do you remember it so clearly?

Seventeen, sometimes, persistence is a burden, or a kind of injury, but giving up is a kind of beauty.

18. Recall the weightlessness of being swallowed up, inhabit it, and miss the confluence of rivers.

Don't call me arrogant. I just refuse to deal with animals.

202 1 at this time, I am sad to say a short sentence. When you are tired of me, tell me that I will leave.

1. When the sun stopped shining, the sunflower was dim. Some people can only go if they don't come, and some things can only be given up if they don't want them. Some of the past, about happiness or pain, can only be buried in the bottom of my heart, some hope, and about the present or the future, I can only choose to forget.

Looking back on the past years, youth is like a few thin sheets of paper, which can only be condensed into a few hasty shots of a movie. Excitement and longing seem to be just yesterday; Youth and today seem to be separated by one night. How did the train of time pass the platform of youth so quickly? We came to the next platform before we could enjoy the scenery of the platform of youth.

All passionate love will eventually break up. On the contrary, it is the quiet care that can accompany you all your life. Therefore, choosing a good man must not be blinded by impulse. It is better to speak well than to do well, and to do well is better to become out of habit.

When the story of one flower ends, the story of another flower begins to be staged again, and the parting during the period has been as lively as a light smoke. When those natural ingots are filled with beautiful fireworks, the brilliant flowers first bloom slowly, then disappear gradually, with desperate affection in beauty. Then the fireworks gathered together, then placed on the spindle, then disappeared and never stopped.

5. I thought I could get away with falling in love with you; However, one day, I found myself covered in scars. Who can say that a lifetime of love is long-lasting, and who can say that two hearts will never forget; Who can say that life is accompanied; Who is a long story for whom, who is sad for whom; Who falls in love for whom, who breaks the liver and intestines for whom; Who cares about whom, who watches for whom. We are nobody's after all.

6. I thought my persistence in loving you was just a tenacious struggle in your eyes.

7. Don't take yourself too seriously. In the eyes of others, you may be nothing.

8. Waiting is a kind of pain. Forgetting is also a kind of pain. But I don't know what to do is more painful.

9. Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the hardest thing to recover in this world.

10. Love is unbearable. The more I think about it, the more painful it is.

1 1. Some people should forget it. People don't care about you, so why flatter yourself?

12. Loving someone who doesn't love you is like holding a cactus. How tight you hold it, you will feel how painful it is.

13. Girl, don't open your heart to others. Maybe people will think you smell like blood.

14. I am like a lost child on the way home empty-handed, rubbing my eyes fascinated by the wind and sand, but I can't get rid of the whole body pain.

15. You are so cruel that I have nothing to say.

16. You said that people who don't even love themselves expect to love you. You don't understand. I gave you all my love. How can I have the power to love myself?

17. As night falls, who turned on the lonely light? The old footage was not only staged, but also the figure of the moon rising and falling, which lifted many lonely beauties. Loneliness is a song, which is sung in ups and downs between pen and ink. The chapters and periods you turned a blind eye to are old, that night, just like at the beginning, that month.

18. Think more, cross the world, be a butterfly with flying flowers and leaves, and hover for you. Think much, stare at your plain face in Tsing Yi, and don't say a word if you miss it, just for the moment when you are moved. Think too much, walk around a stranger, in the next reincarnation, there is no afterlife in this life. Just to meet you.

19. Like is not love, but waiting without love.

20. I try to live like an invisible man, but you still think I am too redundant.

2 1. Tell me when you are tired of me, and I will leave.

22. There are too many stories, but there is no later.

If you want to leave, don't look back. I'm fine alone, so I don't need to care.

He said he should cherish me, but he gave me up anyway.

25. I am afraid that if I miss you, I will say sorry to myself later.

26. The clouds in the past are always missing, and the shattered glass is only memories. In other cities, I poured out my memories and lost a trace of coldness.

27. The past is always a memory, and memory always stays in the past. We shouldn't refuse to accept the present for unpredictable reality?

28. [I am most afraid that I will cherish everything in the end. ]

29. I have a good life, but it hurts to wake up after dreaming about you, and I will cry when I think about you.

30. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

3 1. Breaking promises is a patchwork of yesterday.

32. Some people you think are important will never contact you unless you contact them.

It is time that has taught me how to be strong in depression. Those once beautiful, those once fantasy, have disappeared in the cracks of time, without a trace. . . .

34. If one day I walk into your heart, I will cry because there is no me in it.

35. I don't like taking the initiative because I'm afraid I'll end up narcissistic.

36. Don't think that people who can't let you go will not let you go. Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

37. There is a meanness called narcissism.

38. Don't trust girls, don't wait, don't cry, don't dream, don't think, don't remember, don't say, don't hurt, don't worry, don't love to remember that it was just a dream, and don't flatter yourself.

39. I also learned that people don't contact me, and I don't bother others on my own initiative, so as not to flatter myself.

40. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous. It's not your turn to be jealous. That's the sourest thing.

4 1. Be careful when you think you have a good relationship with someone. Everyone has different definitions. Maybe you're being mean again.

42. Is there such a person? You have said that you want to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it.

43. Cherish the people who can be together. Some people want to be together, but they can't

44. When you read it, it will fade. I forget it when I think about it. That's how time takes everything away.

45. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

46. Is there anyone who, like me, always goes to his space to see his mood, knowing clearly that he is not writing about himself?

47. If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

48. Is there anyone who, like me, accidentally saw his promise when reading the message board, suddenly blindsided and then smiled?

49. listen to the string and break the obsession. Falling flowers, forgetting, once the wind rippled. If the flower is pitiful, it will fall on whose fingertips.

50. Youth is not sad, but sad enough for us to interpret. Love is not complicated, but we interpret it so bitterly.

My mother told me the details.

1. Go to someone else's house and don't sit on someone else's bed.

2. Touch glasses with others on the wine table, and your cup must be lower than the other person's, especially when the other person is an elder or leader.

Take an umbrella and enough dry food on sunny days-it's always good to plan ahead.

If you ask others, they won't answer you. Don't keep asking.

Try not to make any noise when eating.

6. Squat down when taking things or putting on shoes, and don't bend over and pout.

When someone criticizes you, even if he is wrong, don't refute it first, and then explain it when everyone calms down.

8. Enough is enough, whether it is eating your favorite food or losing your temper.

9. After dinner at a friend's house, take the initiative to help wash the dishes and wipe the table-the host has been cooking very hard and can't let the host clean up afterwards.

10. You will meet all kinds of people in your life. You can't get along well with everyone, but one thing is universal: how you treat others, others will treat you.

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12. Take back your fist and fight back more forcefully.

13. People living in this world must first learn the word "forbearance".

14. Don't tell anyone your secret easily at any time.

15. Money is not earned by saving money, but by spending money.

16. There is no end to learning, not only to learn books, but also to learn how to treat people. This society is far more complicated than you think.

17. Don't discuss the right and wrong of your boss or other colleagues with your colleagues. Your careless words are likely to be evidence that others attacked you.

18. It is your duty to do things well, and it is your dereliction of duty to do things badly.

19. Only bought by mistake, not sold by mistake. Don't just be greedy and cheap.

20. Sometimes loneliness is normal. Don't be afraid. Adjust yourself.

2 1. I have real friends, but I wonder if you are lucky enough to meet them. Don't deny it whether you meet it or not. Don't calculate others, especially the person you like. Don't use means to get the person you like.

22. The bravest thing is to know the truth of life and love it. Don't be afraid of cheating, but you should know that there are cheating in the world.

23. When borrowing money, you should have a bottom in mind, that is, you should think that the money will not come back. Therefore, the money you lend should always be within the range of losses you can bear. Within the tolerable amount, even if I can't come back, I am prepared. You can't borrow the amount you can't afford to lose.

24. It is best not to have economic exchanges between girlfriends unless you are too poor to eat. Many valuable friendships have been destroyed by money.

25. A gentleman can refer to things, but he should not pay attention to things.

26. Be patient when going out, and take a step back.

27. Wipe the table in your own direction.

28. The first sentence when making a phone call and answering the phone must be hello; Wait for someone to finish when you hang up.

29. A hundred infidelities are not allowed.

30. Don't spit and throw things everywhere. If there is no trash can, take it home and throw it in the trash can.

3 1. Reading more books is good for the mind, and you will see a wider world.

32. You adapt to society, not society adapts to you.

Don't let others know what you really think, laugh in front of others and cry alone.

Don't walk with your hands in your pockets.

35. Simple things are complicated to do, and complicated things are simple to do.

36. Opportunities are only reserved for those who are prepared, and nothing will fall in the sky.

Brush your teeth carefully under any circumstances, especially at night.

38. Be sure to have breakfast in the morning and drink a glass of water without breakfast.

39. Talk less about other people's right and wrong and mind your own business.

40. you are priceless

4 1. Girls and boys should pay for going out.

42. Be responsible for your actions, don't blame others, think about whether you should do it before you do it, and learn to solve problems yourself.

43. If you want to get ahead in front of others, you must suffer in front of others.