Funny jokes and short sentences

Excerpts from funny phrases are as follows:

1, half true and half false, half drunk, floating life.

2. I'm a little short of "especially hard-working", just a "bitter".

3, disappeared for too long, I heard that someone can't find me, take a bubble to prove that I am still there.

I am a chubby family, carefree and comfortable. Don't get up during the day and don't sleep at night.

5, so I am an old man who waits for you every minute, month and year.

6. I eat myself so roundly that others will not look down on me.

7. Other girls have good personality, good looks and good temper, while I have a good appetite!

8. If you are willing to spend more time reading, you will find that you spend a little more time.

9. Growth never depends on rhetoric, but on down-to-earth efforts. Don't let the oath become "just talk", but really stick to one thing, time can see.

10, urgent, online, etc! I was bitten by Agkistrodon, but I caught the snake. I let it bite me every four steps. Can I go to the hospital?