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Dally with her husband in a different place

Dally with her husband in a different place

Many young people talk about long-distance relationships. Because of work, most men and women are not married now, one is in the south and the other is in the north. They only get together on holidays. The following sentences are shared with you.

Sentence 1 1, honey, I want to drink soybean milk!

2. Will you comfort me? Husband!

I like you very much recently, and I am the farthest.

4, dad, come on, people want it.

5. Help me take down your dragon root!

6. You know my depth, and I know your length.

I don't have to get dressed in bed.

8, husband, shoot inside, it's safe today!

9. Honey, I want you to give someone an injection.

10, it's a little wet below, feel it!

1 1. Do you want to see me in bed?

I like Kuquiki and Jang Keun Suk.

13, if you come to live, do I have to buy durex?

14, I came out in a hurry today, and there was a vacuum under my skirt.

15, blow a breath in his ear, and then say that people really want it.

16, honey, I kind of want that today, you know!

17, I want to drink some, too. I want to drink milky liquid, hmm ~

18, the whole world, my favorite place, is around you.

19, you are my exclusive VIP channel, and only I can enter.

Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

2 1, there are 70 ways to please you, one is shopping and the other is 69 ways.

22. There will be many accidents all year round, and the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

24. Being single for a long time, I feel beautiful when I see a sow on the road.

25. Let's be romantic, shall we? I can surf, you slow down.

I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit my son's chest.

2. Before you, I had a lot to go. After meeting you, I only have one way left. Please lead the way.

I have no ambition, so I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your wife.

If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

5, don't want to be too mature, don't want to be too sensible, just want to be a naive ghost around you, can accompany you through the difficulties, can be protected by you.

6, all the delicious food is yours, I am not greedy. All the beautiful new clothes are yours. I like watching them. The afternoon sunshine belongs to you, so warm. You can sleep in a cage all weekend. You are too lazy. Everything you want in this world belongs to you, and you belong to me.

7. If possible, sir, I want to become the spring breeze in March, put on a little peach blossom fragrance, and then suddenly jump into your arms.

8. The glacier you see in the north is you, the aurora you seek in the south is you, the prayer flags you wander in the west are you, and the Buddhist scriptures you convert to in the east are you. I will never meet you in the world, and life is not satisfactory.

9. No matter whether you are by my side or on the horizon, I feel that there is you in the corner of the world, and the whole world has become gentle and stable.

10, Tai Chi gives birth to two instruments, two instruments give birth to four elephants, four elephants give birth to gossip, gossip spreads everything, and everything is not as good as you.

1 1, I want to surrender, I want to refuse to grow up, I want to be a lovely coward forever, protected by you, and give me all my love.

12, I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.

13, some things can't be refused at all, such as loneliness, such as memories, such as falling in love with you.

14, I smell you, like wine mixed with mint. I should be awake, but I just smell it and get drunk.

15, I hope I can become your minority hobby, hide my joy and show off my pride.

Sentence 3 1, backyard with trees in Houhai, jade with works in Xia Dynasty. At this time of the cloud, you are in your twenties.

2. The rice is in the pot and people are in bed.

Honey, are you asleep? Do you know I'm thinking about you?

I like you, like the sun and the moon alternate, morning and evening.

5. Do you know? Once upon a time, someone said that the person you dreamed of in your dream was actually that person thinking about you. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

Don't worry, you will find the right person for you one day.

7. If I am the sea, you are the shore. I want to shoot all the waves at you.

8. Being drunk is a very erotic thing, because all you can think about is yourself.

9. I am a very practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

10, I don't need that person to be perfect.

1 1. Even if I choose in the world, my choice is still you.

12, female: Your ass is too hard. Man: There is too much water under you. Then let's try it together.

13, shall we be romantic? I can surf, you slow down.

14, others just want to sleep with you. I'm different. Sofa, kitchen and balcony are all ok.

15, cherish every gift given by God, even if it is difficult; Cherish every encounter on the road of life, even by accident.

16, I have been rebellious, but I am upset about you in bed.

17, honey, I want you to give someone an injection.

18, time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths casually.

19, I didn't know I was stolen until you left the city. Would you please see if my heart was taken away by you?

20. Will you protect me like your penis?

2 1, you always attract me like that if the light is dim! You are a beacon when I am confused, a catalyst for my happiness, and a kite string that keeps pulling me.

22. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together.

23. I am sick, and my eyes are full of you. In my dream, you are outside, and the antidote is you. Can you be merciful and cure me?

24. Beauty, come here. I have a relationship and I want to talk to you.

25. I want to give you a lot of lipstick to return to me every day.

26.do you have a boyfriend? Do you want one without me? Do you want to change it if you have it?

27. The fireworks outside are beautiful. I liked watching them when I was a child. I like watching you when I grow up.

28. For those who really love each other, the other person's heart is the best house.

29. It's a little wet below. Feel it!

30. What kinds of flowers are there? Come and plant strawberries with me.