Why does that bird always shit on my clean clothes?

At least tell me about birds! Look where you hang your clothes.

Birds are territorial. Like people, they are always used to doing something somewhere. Maybe the place where you hang your clothes happens to be the place where birds are used to living, and the result is ~ ~ ~ ~

Let's hang our clothes in other places and give free and lovely birds a blue sky!

If you can't change places, tell me the details and I'll help you find a way.