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Who can find the script of Wei San Medical?
Auntie: (singing) Auntie is over seventy this year and has given birth to six daughters. I have worked hard for several years, and I am sick all over. It's really hard ... (White) In recent years, my daughters have all gone out to work, leaving my old bones and several grandchildren studying at home, and it's rare to come back once a year. How many daughters come back to me for thousands of dollars a year, and I use a lot? You'd better have a baby girl with you. I can't even control my grandson's study. Now that I am old and in poor health, I don't need it. I bought more than ten kinds of drugs advertised on TV, but it was useless, and I lost some money. Today, I have no choice but to suffer. It happened that the four-wheeled vehicle next door went to town to transport feed and went to the streets to see a doctor with him. I didn't know there was something wrong with the high-headed car on the way, but I turned back twice. It is said that there is a doctor Lu in Nanmenkou Old Chinese Medicine Hospital. It is very important to try it today. Oh, my stomach is empty. I haven't eaten steamed buns in the city for years. Go and buy two wallets first (after a circuit). Dr. Sai (singing): Doctor, I'm Sai Huatuo. There are many ways to diagnose diseases and save lives. My diploma is higher than mine, and my skills are better! (White) packaging is very popular now. Without packaging, it will not be "red". Used to treat pigs in the village. After years of experience, I found that people and animals are the same, just like people. I have been running around the country for several years, opened a clinic and got some tickets, but the market is not as good as before. A few days ago, I got the diploma and honorary certificate of United Nations University under the overpass in the square. Now I am a professor in an American university. Sit down and pretend to read. Medical treatment: I don't know which god of wealth I have offended these two days. My luck is very bad. The flowers on the bar are on fire, and they are washed away by others at the touch. This is the only 20 yuan left in 800 yuan. Comparable? You said I was doing well? Generally speaking, I set up a stall in the street a few years ago to be famous. In the past two years, I have opened a clinic on the street with my nephew who used to castrate pigs in the village. I'm in charge of pulling some business for big hospitals with him, and I can get it for thousands of dollars a month. Today, my body is shriveled, just like Wang Furong finished smoking. I have to catch some business and get two dollars. Auntie (appearing while eating steamed buns): Now steamed buns are getting more and more fake. I didn't see the core when I took a sip. Where is Nanmen Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine? Medical care: (see aunt secretly pleased): Business is coming. [It happened that my aunt stepped on something and almost fell to the ground with a cry of "Ouch", and the medical staff quickly stepped forward to help. ] Doctor: Be careful, old man! Why did you fall? Aunt: I don't know what I stepped on and slipped. Doctor: Well, who ate bananas and threw away their skins? I don't know how to throw it in the trash can. It's not public welfare at all. Aunt: Yes, I don't know who was heartless and almost killed me. Doctor: Grandpa, don't fall anywhere, right? Aunt: I didn't fall anywhere. I'm sick myself. I'll hold me for you. Otherwise, where can this old bones withstand falling? Well, I'm just getting old. I remember when I was young, I was a good cook when I worked in the commune. Oh, thank you. I met a good man today. Doctor: You're welcome. This is what we should do. Old man, can you move? Aunt (twisting her ass): It's still moving. Doctor: Oh, old man, I didn't expect your old man's ass to twist well. Aunt: Are you still happy to catch my old man? Medical treatment: You are an old man. Who didn't accompany you when you were older? Aunt: My daughters have all gone to Guangdong. I'm sick. I can't stand it. Today, I came to the street to see Dr. Lu from Nanmenkou Chinese Medicine Hospital. Doctor: Oh, you want to see Dr. Lu. I know him very well. He is good at diagnosing diseases. But you just weren't here today, old man. Dr. Lu went to Changsha on business this week. Aunt: Mozi? Business trip! I've been back for a long time. I'm far away. That's not for nothing! Doctor: Dr. Lu won't be back for at least two or three days, but it doesn't matter. Your dad just met the right person. I used to work in a hospital, and I knew many malicious doctors. There is a "Dr. Sai" who is better than Dr. Lu. Aunt: "Dr. Sai"! Even Mo heard about it? Medical treatment: Your old man lives in the village, and the news is definitely unclear. Dr. Sai knows everything in the city, and everyone calls him "Hua Tuo's near-re-embodiment" and "Bian Que's descent". Aunt: We only know that there are "magpies" in our village. Medical treatment: Dr. Sai practiced medicine for generations, studied in a university, served as the dean of Changsha Hospital, and then went to the United States for further study. He is a professor at Newpier University in California. Now he has retired and returned to his hometown to benefit his hometown. I tell you, you are lucky to find him. Many people see him, so he must have time. Aunt: It's a good shock. Take me there quickly. Doctor (with a reluctant face): I have something to do. Aunt: Come with me and do something good. I haven't been to the city for many years, and I don't know. Doctor: It is necessary. I'll make a phone call first (take out my mobile phone and pretend): Hello, Xiao Liu, I have something to do. Come back later, Mozi? Director Zhang waited for my report and told him to wait for half an hour. Aunt: I'm afraid this is the leader. Aunt (walking and asking): Why did Dr. Rossi choose to see a doctor around the island? Medical care: As the saying goes,
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