Tell me about that cow.

1. No matter how hot a glass of water is, don't let go easily, because at the moment of letting go, you lose not only the water, but also the cup.

2. I'm not a thermos, why do I still have my original enthusiasm for you?

If you are not better than others, you must work harder than others.

After seeing the way you love me, I'm sure you don't love me now.

5. Keep your hair long for one year and you can cut it in five minutes; After studying for two years, I forgot everything when I had a holiday; The person who loves you so much that you can't sleep at night may wake up and never move again.

6. You always look like you don't lack me, and I always feel that someone is good to you.

7. I don't like robbing others all my life, but I won't let what I deserve.

8. With our relationship, I dare to bully you all my life. For your girlfriend.

9. We always help others dry their tears, but we get wet.

10. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

1 1. Insecure people love music and are afraid of the dark, but they are used to staying up late.

12. There are two things I've always wanted to do but I can't: I must go to bed early tonight and I won't miss you tomorrow.

13. I will always like you until I get full marks in the math exam.

14. When you are exposed to more and more society, you will find how important money and looks are.

15. The reality of life tells women that if you run yourself as a queen, you will naturally attract the emperor; If you manage yourself as a princess, you will naturally attract the prince; Managing yourself as a beautiful woman will naturally attract heroes; If you manage yourself as a demon, you will naturally attract hooligans. You can attract the other half at any level of your management. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come; If you are great, God has a plan.

16. There is no capital for love at first sight, and there is no patience for long-term love.

17. The restored things can't be restored at all.

18. I have been behind you and never left; You keep moving forward and never look back.

20. Boyfriend must find someone who can mainly serve, otherwise I will lose my temper every day, and I will simply treat you as a brother.

2 1. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

Don't say that I have changed, but this society doesn't allow me to be pure all the way to the end.

23. Like is deep love, and love is light love.

24. I am willing to postpone meeting you, just to let you see a better me.

25. Waiting at the station, I heard two people talking. A: My eldest son asked me to live in Beijing and my second son asked me to live in Nanjing. B: You are so happy. Both sons are so filial. A: The eldest son is in Nanjing and the second son is in Beijing.

26. Time will let you see every face clearly, and the company of dragons will let you know every heart.

27. There are thousands of fair-weather friends. Who has delivered charcoal in the snow?

28. The long legs are called New Year's Eve, and the short legs are called New Year's Eve. Those who have an object are called New Year's Eve, and those who have no object are called staying up late. Me, skipping and staying up late.

29. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.

30. Don't praise me for being smart, because you have never seen me willful; Don't say I'm mature, you forced me not to be naive; Don't blame my reality, society doesn't allow me to be naive.

3 1. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or freeze me to death with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat!

32. Missing after breaking up is called meanness.

33. You have a weak face, but you are not that mean.

If you are not satisfied with me, please tell me directly, and don't go to others to vent your feelings that you have nowhere to put.

35. I want to be beautiful, thin and not know myself, and then appear in front of him perfectly, so that he regrets not choosing me!

36. Cheap women are sentimental, while cheap men are affectionate.

37. I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

38. Be smart, wipe your eyes and see the bitch's face clearly.

39. The more people you know, the more you know the importance of garbage sorting.

40. You betrayed me and expect me to forgive you. If you are a dog, don't expect me to treat you like a human being.

4 1. I hope one day we can become strangers again and get to know you again. See how I kill you!

42. In a more shameless era, it is called excellent psychological quality.

43. What about loneliness? At least one person won't get hurt.

44. If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!

45. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me: those who can tolerate my mental illness and those who are as mental as me.

46. I can't be defeated by reality because I still have a great dream.

47. You can be proud of being a man, but you have to give face.

48. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

49. Life is a play, and after the play, you have to die.

50. I wish the teenager who cheated my feelings a long life, no love, no children, loneliness and longevity.

A classic for wechat: nothing is more self-deceiving than wanting to be immortal in other people's memories.

1, nothing is more self-deceiving than wanting to be immortal in other people's memories.

2, don't be silly, no one is sad, no one is valuable.

If you had known me before, maybe you would forgive me now.

4. How fast should I live to avoid you?

The only thing I will feel sad is that I am not strong enough, and I am not strong enough for you to be fearless when supporting me.

6. Don't apologize, because once you say you're sorry, it means you must owe something.

7. When we recall the past, we always beautify it intentionally or unintentionally. A person with a dull life always likes to imagine that he had a warm and moving time in the past.

8, life is only a hundred years, and we will break up in the end and never see each other again. We're only five minutes early.

9. So be it. Don't pity others and lament your poor life. You are young and beautiful.

10 When people are forced into a mediocre life that conflicts with their own interests, as a gesture or symbol, they will inevitably resort to a bad habit, because it is more negative than getting sick.

1 1, the meaning of life stops at life, some don't dream, and some don't wake up.

12, there is a gap that you are not worthy of your own ambition and failed to live up to your own suffering.

13, they are very happy, and their eyes are shining with excitement and comfort that have not been calmed down after physical satisfaction.

14, good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait until you are shameless and pretend to be reserved before you cry.

15, I hope that one day, you pay a sincere heart, but you are abandoned, crazy about love, and your body and mind are full of holes.

16. When a man no longer loves his woman, it is wrong for her to cry, be silent, breathe alive and die.

The most awesome personality signature

The most awesome personality signature

1. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.

Don't be infatuated with elder brother, my sister-in-law will hit you.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

7. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

8, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

10, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

1 1. Only mom is good and dad is good.

12, gender: male, hobby: female

13, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

14, you are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

15, whose husband is a temporary worker!

16, I just want to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!

17, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

18, after 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

19, calcium deficiency in childhood, lack of love in adulthood.

20. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

2 1. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

22, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.

23. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

24, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

25. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is full of fire and smoke.

26. Format yourself just to delete you.

27. I saw a coin by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! -I depend, who spit so round!

28. I didn't force you to grow into Maggie. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.

29. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

3 1, I passed a person countless times, and all my clothes were scraped without sparks.

Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who is a fool.

33. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

34. What's unhappy recently? Say it and make everyone happy!

35. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

36. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

37. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

38. Confucius can't help you solve the problem, but Lao Tzu can help you solve it.

Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

40, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we must fall in love and talk about the world full of love ~ ~

4 1, nobody held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

42. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes. My mother says Russia can't walk.

43. Elder sister is elder sister and has never been surpassed!

44. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

45, life is actually very happy! Depends on which angle you stand.

46. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

47. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!

48. You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

49. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

50. Women love two kinds of flowers, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

Talk about the best qq

1, please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.

2. I'm dead, this is purely a fake corpse.

3. Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead. ...

4. Others have no dead ends in 360, and I have no dead ends in 360.

5. Don't forget to shit when you eat shit.

6, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

7. If it's bad for me, I'll curse you for being sucked dry by Hu.

8. Good dogs don't get in the way, roadblocks get in the way!

9. People and dogs are different when they spend all kinds of red flowers.

10, wolves go all over the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

1 1. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are.

12, men want three legs and women want mineral water.

13, well, dysmenorrhea is really awesome.

14, what's wrong with you being a gangster? Shit, I'm not joining the party?

15, women are not bad, men don't love them, men are not bad, then there will be descendants!

16, life is too short to be sexy.

17, since ancient times, whoever has not died, the bitch died first and then I died!

18, stab your leg when you have a stomachache, and your stomach will stop hurting!

19, you must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in your life.

20, class, this physics, sorry, continue next class.

2 1, failure is not terrible, the key is whether he succeeds or not?

22, there is no cow dung in the world, why unrequited love!

23. Wang Ying, I have liked you for four years before I know it. Today, I want to tell you: Would you like to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?

24. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

27. When you speak ill of me, will you stop embellishing it? You think this is cooking?

28. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

29. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.