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Tell me you are handsome.

1, I never said how handsome I am, nor did I think how handsome I am. So please don't think that your looks are against the sky. Dogs are worse than anyone. You're still very handsome in fashion, and every day there are no doors. Don't brag about your strength. thank you

I practiced by myself for three days and can play more than 30 balls. It feels so handsome.

Sometimes I feel so handsome, and sometimes I feel so ugly. What's going on here? It's hard to control the rhythm in my heart. I am a typical person with a big head and a thick neck. I'm embarrassed to say that I can't sleep, in case you think I'm sick.

I feel so handsome after washing my face every morning. It turned out to be an angle problem.

5. I'm so narcissistic recently ... I always feel that I'm so handsome, and I'm really the material of an overbearing president _ (:з) _

6. Put on black boots and feel so handsome.

7. Today, I finally broke through the bottleneck that the skiing level has not improved for several years ~ I took a cable car to the top and challenged the intermediate ski trail ~ I fell so cool that I felt so handsome.

8. I suddenly feel so handsome!

9. Looking in the mirror today, I feel so handsome.

10, I feel better every time I wash my hair, hahahaha. The male god is so handsome that he is infatuated.

1 1, girls think they are handsome, but it's not that they are really handsome, mainly because the boys around them are so ugly that they have to bear the responsibility of being handsome.

12, I took a very handsome photo of myself today, really handsome.

13, when I washed my hands, I suddenly found myself so handsome that I couldn't help taking dozens of photos.

14, my little brother's face value is too high every day, and he can't sleep. Now he can't sleep at all, and my teenage heart is rippling. Let me have the cheek to ignore my age and say that Oba is so handsome.

15, suddenly feel so handsome ~

16, I feel that my daily life is: lying in the trough, this person is so handsome! Wocao, this girl is so cute! Lying in the trough, this is delicious! Lying in the trough, planting grass, I really want to buy it! Lying in the trough, touching! What do I do every day to find abuse?

17, I bought a leather coat and felt so handsome!

It feels so handsome! ! ! The athletes are great! ! !

19, my roommate saw the true colors of heroes on a whim. As a result, I finished watching Brother Fage by myself, so handsome.

20. Why do you find yourself handsome in the glass every time you take the subway?

2 1, I feel so handsome when I turn on my mobile phone.

22. When I first arrived at the airport, a person in charge of packing luggage carts inexplicably asked me which plane to take, but I ignored him (because I thought he was talking to someone else). As a result, he asked me louder and fiercer. I'll answer what's none of your business and leave. The first time I dragged a stranger like that. Suddenly I feel so handsome.

23, suddenly it's your handsome point! I am so handsome! Ramo is handsome! Handsome, no! Little wives! Call your husband and give him spicy strips! Come on!

24. If I were a man, I should be capable of picking up girls, and I feel so handsome.

25. I am so handsome today. Ha ha ha ha love street dance.

26. On the first day of school, I was lying in the trough, wearing headphones on my schoolbag and sunglasses on my back. I felt so handsome and had the illusion that my intelligence could be exerted.

27. Attending the annual meeting of xxx company is not over yet. I'm waiting to go home and meet my new and old uncles. That man was wonderful yesterday, saying that he was so handsome. He led the textile factory for forty years, and he fell badly when he was drowning in fish and falling wild geese. I really want to go home and watch it. You are all so handsome.

28. The photos taken here feel so handsome, thin and stylish.

29, in fact, sometimes, I will unconsciously feel so handsome.

30. I felt so handsome the moment I took the gun.

3 1, finally remembered the reason for the hair! For a while, in order to blindly pursue handsome style, my hair was copied into green skin! My favorite people call me buddy when they see me! Head down in an instant. . . But at first glance, I still feel so handsome.

32. Anyway, when I am tired of staying together, I feel that I have played a male role and feel so handsome! ! I'm going blind because of the puzzle.

33. I still feel handsome after cutting my hair, but I still feel ugly after cutting it.

I feel so handsome every day, but there are no eggs at all. Let's get to work.

35. I love learning. I am very happy. I'm full. Not sleeping makes me feel satisfied. I'm not sad at all. I believe I won't hang up. I feel like I am flying in the sky. I am so handsome.

36. I said I like wearing glasses best. It's so handsome.

37. After taking a shower, I feel so handsome and love myself.

38, fishing put 2600 in the manuscript, it feels so handsome!

39. Excuse me, what kind of straight man praises his father for being handsome every day? Many people chase him. I don't like him. I think the straight man you made up is a state of mind. Is this straight male cancer?

Funny sentences that say you are handsome and praise yourself for being handsome.

1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

7. I am tired of being so handsome at this age.

8. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

1 1. I really envy you for meeting a talented and handsome person at such a young age.

12. Test scores can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I am handsome and witty at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

18. I'm on your list, and I'm handsome without saying anything.

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

2 1. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up on such a handsome face.

22. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

24. Some people say I'm handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news all night.

Let's talk openly about what's going on. Don't always say I'm handsome behind my back, saying I look good, as if I don't know if I'm bored or not.

26. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

27. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

28. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

29. I don't have a story, but just being handsome has conquered many people.

30. There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now, and we looked at each other for a long time. No one broke this calm until my hands were tired and I slowly put down the mirror. A word of praise for your handsomeness.

A word of praise for your handsomeness.

1. Under the misty starlight, his lips are as beautiful as cherry blossoms and his skin is as delicate as porcelain. In the rocking chair, he quietly looked at the paper, as if it were a beautiful boy looking at the dead daffodils in Greek mythology.

Second, the adjective beauty was created for me in short!

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me.

Fourth, I secretly tell you that I am actually very handsome!

Teenagers sit under the blooming cherry trees, their hair is black, and the skin around their necks is as delicate as beautiful porcelain.

6. In the afternoon sunshine, there is no blush, and the delicate face only presents a morbid pallor, but it always reveals a noble and elegant temperament, which matches his tall and slender figure.

I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

Eight, everything is delicious!

Your career is very successful.

Handsome is a kind of belief. I am a flag flying at the forefront, which makes those clowns feel ashamed.

Eleven, a man's three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king. At this time, the beautiful face of evil-evil is filled with a bohemian smile.

Twelve, I am handsome enough to smell good! Flowers stink, too

/kloc-When I was 0/3 years old, a girl said that she loved me, but I didn't take it seriously.

Fourteen, I am so handsome that potatoes don't want to update and want to have sex with me.

15. His skin is as beautiful as cherry blossoms in the yard, his eyes are like black agate, his black hair has a silky luster, and although his shirt is a bit shabby, it still looks like a prince on him.

Sixteen, wake up every morning.

Seventeen, if handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

Your Chinese is excellent.

At school, the teacher talked about the meaning of handsome, and I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In a flash, I understood.

21. This world, because of my existence, is eclipsed by another world.

Twenty-two, I saw that man was absolutely handsome, with a carved face and distinct facial features, and an angular face was extremely handsome. The appearance seems bohemian and informal, but the nudity inadvertently revealed in the eyes can not be underestimated. A thick black hair, but a pair of slender peach eyes under a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows, full of affection, people will fall into it if they are not careful. With a high nose and a red lip of moderate thickness, she has a dazzling smile at the moment.

Twenty-three, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, cars see a flat tire, ghosts are reborn.

Twenty-four, your Chinese is really good!

Twenty-five, bright and clean white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show elegance.

Twenty-six, I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

Twenty-seven, idealism says: I say you are handsome, you are handsome. Materialism says: because you are handsome, I say you are handsome. In a word-I am handsome.

Twenty-eight, every day I keep setting new world records, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

Twenty-nine, walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

At the age of thirty, a man with purple hair knelt on the ground. That is a very beautiful man with long eyebrows and a body like Yushu. The white shirt on his upper body was slightly wet, and the thin sweat penetrated, which made his original excellent figure more exquisite. Long purple hair draped over a white neck is charming and moving. It is rare for a man to look like this.

Thirty-one, if handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!

Thirty-two, you look great!

Thirty-three, the man is about twenty-seven or eight years old, with short hair. The neckline of a white shirt is slightly open, and the cuffs of the shirt are rolled in the middle of the arms, revealing wheat-colored skin, deep eyes, high nose and sexy lips. Especially when they are matched together, it is like a masterpiece of God.

Thirty-four, black hair stands upright, heroic spirit and knife-shaped eyebrows fly obliquely, slender body contains sharp black eyes, thin lips, angular outline, slender but not rough figure, like an eagle in the dark, cold and proud, but full of pride, and exudes the power of the world.

Thirty-five, see the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

Thirty-six, the shortest martial arts novel in the world: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

It is said that when I was born, there was an auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

What a lovely child.

Forty, bronzed skin, chiseled facial features, deep as Greek sculpture, dark and deep ice eyes, wild and informal, evil and sexy. His three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king. At this time, the beautiful face of evil-evil is filled with a bohemian smile.

Forty-one, a bad smile face, even two heavy eyebrows are soft ripples, as if always smiling, curved, like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. White skin sets off pale pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, perfect face, especially the dazzling diamond earrings on his left ear, which adds a bit of unruly to his handsome and sunny appearance.

Forty-two years old, his beautiful face, light blue thin shirt, loosely rolled around his wrist, is simple and slightly gorgeous, and somewhat sexy, just like a prince who just threw away his evening dress after attending a luxurious banquet.

Forty-three, chic is my nature, and handsome is destiny takes a hand.

Your company left a deep impression on me.

It's embarrassing to compliment you on your handsome signature.

1. Others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.