It is interesting to talk about learning English.

1. It is said that on a certain day in a certain year, three archers gathered together to compare arrows and aimed at the apples on the servant's head ten feet away. The archer picked up his bow and whistled a long shot. The sharp arrow hit the apple. A proudly raised his chin, gave a thumbs-up and said, "I'm Hou Yi! Archer b shot the apple according to the script, and this time he shouted arrogantly, "I am Cupid!" "It's C's turn, and he also drew his bow and arrow! This result is exactly what the servant wants. It took him a long time to stammer out a sentence: "I ... I ... I ... am ... sorry ..." Yesterday, a foreigner walked into the office. The receptionist looked around and everyone was playing games. Only when they were more leisure, they smiled and said, "Hello? "Foreigner:" Hello. Receptionist: "What can I do for you?" "What can I do for you? ) Foreigner: "Can you speak English?" Do you speak English? Receptionist: "If I don't speak English, what am I talking about?" If I can't say it, what am I saying now? ) Foreigner: "Can anyone speak English?" Who else can speak English? ) Receptionist: "Look for yourself. Everyone is playing, no one has time, you don't wait, you wait, you don't wait, you go. " Find it yourself. Everyone is playing. It's all free. Would you like to wait? Leave if you don't want to) Foreigner: "My God. Does anyone here speak English? " My God, does anyone here speak English? ) Receptionist: "What are you yelling about? Be quiet. What's the matter with you? "(shout what shout, be quiet, what's the matter with you? Foreigner: "I want to talk to your head." "(I want to talk to your leader) Receptionist:" My head is absent-minded. You come tomorrow. "(The boss is not here, come back tomorrow) 3 Roommate: Christmas is coming. I will hang my socks on the window. I hope you can surprise me when you wake up the next day! Me: No problem, I know you like eating steamed buns at the school gate best. I will definitely buy it and put it in your socks! Remember to eat. Roommate: .............. Roommate: When Christmas comes, I will hang my socks on the window. I hope you can surprise me the day after I wake up! Me: no problem, I know that you like to eat that bun at the school gate best. I put it in your socks at one o'clock! Think of a friend who eats Kazakh room: ............... 4. Some people study English hard, and finally he achieves something. One day, I accidentally bumped into a foreigner in the street and said, I'm sorry. Foreigners should say, I'm sorry, too After listening, someone said, I'm sorry, three people. The foreigner was puzzled and asked, What are you sorry for? Some people have no choice but to say, I'm sorry. A man, who has a rough understanding of English, went to the embassy and had a form to fill out, one of which was sex. The man thought for a long time and decided to write "once a week". The visa officer laughed after reading it and said, "This item should be filled in male or female." The man blushed at once, thought about it, and filled in "female". The official was stunned and said, "Shouldn't it be a man? "I am a normal man, so I have sex with women."