Have a drink and say something about the mood. Humorous sentences about drinking (45 selected sentences)

1, I know that there are thousands of glasses missing, so I can drink as much as I can, and run if I can't.

Many people say that they can't forget drinking, but they still drink. The pursuit of drinking is not forgetting, but a temporary relief.

3. If a person drinks too much, he is old, his legs are out of order, and he can't drink any more, so he will get angry when he sees others drinking. It is always bad for a person to be angry often.

I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

6. Whether I drink or not, I'm playing dumb.

7, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

8. It's nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once. Actually, I just want to give myself an excuse to cry.

9, drinking tears, is the most real. Let me have a drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.

10, drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a mood of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

1 1, melancholy has broken, drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.

12, I have been bothering for 30 years and I have been confused for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

13, I tasted revenge for the first time, just like drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.

14, drink the strongest wine, smoke the hottest cigarettes, and love the person you love the most.

15, intoxicating people spend * * * wine, and flowers are beauty wine or sorrow.

16. Show your skills in a crisis. My sister will drink a glass of Song He for my brother.

17, don't drink or smoke, and save countless money in three years.

18, Bai Di's words in the cloud, half a catty;

19, don't give up your old friend easily, because you can't find anyone else to replace him; Friendship is like wine, the older it gets, the better it gets.

20. Guests should get drunk when drinking, otherwise the host will be ashamed;

2 1, to make the guests drink well, they must drink well first;

22. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

23. The people who died in the war died, and the living people will continue to live and drink. Remember when they drank with us.

24. I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink.

I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and what he will look like when he wakes up.

26. It's okay to lean against a dangerous building. Looking forward to spring sorrow, the sky is dark. In the afterglow of the grass, no one will lean on the fence and be silent.

27. Wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

28. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup just now can't be counted;

29. I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, and I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

Thank you for your concern, but you also know that we businessmen still drink, which hurts our health and makes us sad if we don't drink.

3 1, the road is bumpy, and you will drink if you don't drink;

32, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are deep or not, then you are not afraid of dribs and drabs;

33. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love. Can you drink less?

34. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine. Tomorrow I will loosen my hair and go fishing.

35, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

36. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

37. When I leave home, I will ask my young lady to accompany me.

38, the amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic and not a husband;

39. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

40. Friends come and there is good wine. If a pervert comes to him, it's up to the female pervert.

4 1, you drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

42. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

43. I don't drink, but I have said that I am drunk.

44. Suits and ties go to hotels mostly for entertainment, and all the people who can drink in the night market are friends.

45. If you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.