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Speaking of respecting things.
2. Confirmed eyes, you are the one I want to marry.
If you are drunk today, you will meet a lover, and it is harmless to be drunk.
I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me.
5. Being a wife for the first time. If something is not done well, just follow me. Thank you.
6. Once the agreement is signed, the mountain is unimpeded.
7. The rest of your life will be dull and brilliant, gentle and smiling, with mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, stars and fog and rain.
8. From now on, wealth is yours, poverty is yours, and you will grow old.
I can finally hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests.
10, if you like, you can get a 20% discount.
1 1, chestnut in winter, mango in summer, you have me all year round.
12. From now on, two people have one room, three meals and four seasons.
13, congratulations on becoming my legal first heir.
14, the fireworks I long for are just you.
15, look! The legendary first-class certificate!
16, marry yourself if you don't agree, and ask if you are afraid.
17, my cabbage was finally arched by a pig.
18, hello, can you talk for a lifetime?
Modal phrase: You said you wanted to propose a toast to the past.
1. Many people say that they are too busy, but they are just procrastinating.
2, confidant, just one or two, it is really unnecessary to have too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.
I like to rely on your sadness. Your sadness is like moonlight, beautiful and romantic. In your sorrow, I feel long, and I am willing to indulge in your sorrow forever; Like lying in your mind, your mind is sunny, warm and directional. In your thoughts, I am no longer lonely, I will stay in your thoughts for thousands of years.
4. Don't thank anyone who hurts you. It is yourself who helps you grow. It is the people who love you who keep you going. All good things have nothing to do with bad people.
5, the status quo is not so easy to change, even if you work hard enough, it is difficult to see the effect in a short time. So sometimes what you think can't be changed, or maybe it's just that you didn't see the effect for a while, not that you didn't work hard enough. It takes a long time to change, not a quick buck. Again, except for things that human beings can't change, every effort you make has a subtle influence on your life trajectory.
In this difficult world, being different will be looked down upon, but if you are different, why are you afraid of loneliness? You must walk hard.
7, all the scenery back, back to the original, white clouds and blue sky, flowers and green pools. Man and nature are the most beautiful ideas between heaven and earth; Turn all the past back into childhood, the sea and streams, shells and pebbles. Happiness and innocence, stacked into countless glittering and translucent stories. Too much beauty can't stand the loss of time and slowly condenses into a string of inexplicable words. There are endless dreams that disappear in the erosion of wind and rain and become poems I don't know.
8. Complaining is the most meaningless thing. If you really can't stand the surrounding environment, then secretly try to practice your skills and then jump out of that circle.
9, miss, is a winding river, gurgling water, always singing the song of affection and love. Your sadness and your happiness will always accompany my dreams and my wandering; The future is a changeable sky and unpredictable situation, which has always interpreted the ups and downs of countless successes and failures. Your mystery and your legend have been calling my mission and my loneliness.
10, one day, you will live as you love, and turn all the scars into medals.
1 1, go to sleep gently, forget the past, let go of today, maybe it's waiting, maybe it's fate, you are half-awake and comfortable in this world, if you are a water lily; Fluttering face, unaccustomed burden, unintentional guidance, maybe looking for it, maybe indifferent, you seem to be between heaven and earth, like smoke.
12, wash your face with some sunshine and squeeze a morning brush to brush your teeth; Have a bowl of blue sky for breakfast and pick some leaves of bubble tea. Life can be such a myth; I hope you can doodle like this.
13, high mountain and long road. I'm looking for a paradise, but it's a little shaky. Shui Han, Feng Xiao, I smiled bitterly. Today's karma is very confusing. There is a meteor moving in the summer night sky. A vagrant, not a person. The city is silent in the middle of the night. It's not sleep, it's a dream.
14. Suffering nourishes people. Swallow the curse and turn it into power.
15, without you, without anyone, the rest is just the beauty of everything; Never travel far, never fly high, come and go only once. It is rare to be deeply drunk without asking anyone to understand or accompany you; Don't pursue right and wrong, don't talk about right and wrong, after all, there is no regret in my heart. If you are not a fish, how can you enjoy it? You are not an even number, but you know my heart. The world is vast, and thousands of feelings are innocent; The world of mortals is rolling, and countless clouds are turned into dust.
16, time can afford to play with us, but can't afford to play with time. Don't live too comfortably in the years when you can afford to suffer. Don't be too brave if you can't afford to suffer.
17, the sky is vast and the white clouds are long; The mountains are green and the waters are long, and the pines and trees are swaying; During the crossing, I saw the fragrance of poetry, ink fan, lingering in the gauze sleeve dance; In a trance, there are lanterns and crowds, interpreting beautiful legends. After a thousand years, it must be you and me; Dreams become reincarnation, who loves this moment tonight?
18, sometimes, happiness is not how much you can have, but how much you can find; Pain is not how much you can bear, but how much you can put down; Love is not how much you can enjoy, but how much you can tolerate; Life is not how much you can achieve, but how much you can do well.
19, time is like a lost dream, sometimes we are inseparable in or outside the dream; Time is like a ruthless blade, and everyone's face will be engraved with traces; Time is like a pair of eyes for knowledge, in which we gradually understand life. Time is also like a historical curse, people who repeatedly interpret sad and happy stories from generation to generation.
A long time ago, happiness cost nothing.
2 1, there is a kind of friend who is not in life, but in life. There is a companion, not around, but in my heart.
22. We envy the elegance of Baiyun. Have we ever experienced the heaviness of dark clouds? We appreciate the flower's smile. Can we understand the flower's pain? We like the smell of hot tea. Have we seen the bitterness left by hot tea? We were intoxicated by the warm light of the red candle. Have we noticed the tears silently shed by the red candle?
23. No one can be a blank sheet of paper. Everyone lives in love and hate, past events and shadows. Some people hide deeply, while others just can't hide.
24. People who know how to laugh at themselves are extremely smart people. He protects himself by belittling himself. In fact, no one really wants to admit that he is inferior to others, so there is a kind of black belly, that is, exhausting all kinds of extreme praise to make enemies for one person. The success of life is not how others praise you when you are around. It's whether people can still think of you after you leave.
25. You said that you would like to drink a glass of wine for the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are drunk and alone at dusk, if that person holds out his hand, you will still go with him.
26. The closer you are, the less you know where the bottom line is. We make jokes and expose the deepest scars, thinking that this is the evidence of true love, but forgetting that feelings also have accounts and need to be saved. The difference is that zeroing the balance does not mean starting over, but ending forever.
27. The biggest motivation for hard work is that you can choose the life you want, instead of being chosen by life.
28, no detachment, can only belong to the turbid world. If you don't cultivate your self, you will eventually go to the dying season. Life is still an unfinished confession. The soul can undoubtedly sublimate everything. Breathe the sunshine and drink the rain and dew. The flowers in the deep valley are always so simple and pure. Melting clouds, bathing snow and wind, the vegetation on the cliff is always so noble and fearless.
29. One shouldn't idle away a day. He should at least listen to a good song, read a good poem and see a good painting. If possible, at least say a few words of understanding.
30. The journey is already very long. I always thought that the most beautiful moment should belong to late autumn. Actually, it is not. Falling leaves in late autumn make you feel that green spring is more worthy of nostalgia. The pictures of memories are too old. I thought the world was pursuing, but it wasn't. The loss in the pursuit makes us understand that the first sight of life is a cup of wine that is always fragrant.
3 1, may you learn to take part in accidental amusement as soon as possible, and may you get used to different things as soon as possible. After all, not everyone is as naive and easy to move the truth as you are.
32, time flies, the world is noisy, I have to be vigilant, and it is not easy to keep a childlike interest and leisure on the journey of life. If one day I just bury myself in all kinds of things in my life, and I am no longer interested in watching the scenery along the way by the window and listening to my inner music, it will disappoint my beautiful trip.
33. Right or wrong is sometimes just a matter of angle.
No matter how good you are, not everyone will like you. Some people envy you, others hate you. Some people envy you, others look down on you. This is life. Everything you do cannot satisfy everyone. Don't lose your nature to please others, because everyone has principles and self-esteem.
But as one grows older, his dreams will no longer be bright. He began to weigh life with his hands, paying more attention to fruits than flowers.
36. When some familiar faces fade away and those new faces shake before your eyes, you will understand what travel is. When the corner of the eye quietly enters crow's feet, when acne leaves thoughts, you will understand what youth is. When you have read all the changes in the world, you can understand what is false and what is true. When you see more things different, you will know what is short and what is eternal.
37. Everyone is born a king, but most people die in exile.
38. Your simplicity is a snowflake. You pour out your feelings to the earth with an ethereal attitude. You become cold because of kindness, and you devote your life to your dreams. Your tenderness is like a sandstorm everywhere. You use your soul to interpret all kinds of beautiful moments in the world in a lingering way. You are everywhere because of freedom, and you are willing to wander around the world in pursuit.
39. Saw off some memories and let the dream park gently. I am not suitable for staying, I am suitable for running; Remove all illusions and let the real ink go on stage. I don't belong to the present, I belong to the future.
40. Flowers are blooming and spring is coming. Time will help you relax.
Tell me about qq, which announced the marriage.
Tell me about qq, which announced the marriage.
1, many students have two children. When I saw my former junior high school and senior high school students announce their marriage one by one and the birth of their children one by one, I deeply realized that I would have a Spring Festival party myself.
Two good friends got married this year! I got another set of wedding photos today. There used to be many stories, but from the moment the marriage was announced, it didn't seem to matter! I don't know how long it will take to grind, this year has really grown a lot ~ ~! ! Marriage fanatics can't get married.
3. The group chat of classmates ended with someone announcing the marriage, which is hypocritical.
After watching all kinds of interactive behaviors after Ye's reunion in 883, I became pessimistic about many things. I won't be sad even if they announce their marriage now. I believe they are special to each other.
5. Open a circle of friends now, either announce marriage or show off your children, which will block you in the future.
6. Today, another classmate announced her marriage. Thinking that my former good friends were husbands and fathers, I can't help feeling that time flies and the years are silent. It would be great if everything is as stable and eternal as the performance of the national football team.
7. Another classmate of mine announced his marriage, and gradually found himself at an awkward age, getting married and having no object. Feel suffocated
8. I'm really surprised that more and more students suddenly announce marriage without hearing about dating.
9. On QQ, I found all kinds of grandchildren, old classmates and friends who I haven't seen for a long time, and announced the wedding date, baby grandson, hey. . . I will never watch QQ news again.
10, I officially inform you today that I am getting married. I hope everyone can bless me.
1 1. I'm getting married. If you are not busy that day, you must remember to come to my wedding.
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13, after the male god announced his marriage. . You'll find out. . It turns out that this split hairstyle can still be handsome. . Except for the decree of heaven. . And him! ! ! !
14, every good friend announced in the circle of friends that she was going to get married and have children. It's really going to explode. I don't know when it will blow up. It is estimated that WeChat was never used at that time, and I don't know what platform it is.
15, I feel really old. Every time I see the news that my young idol announced her marriage, my little heart can't stand it. I never thought they would get married. Bless you, you are really old.
16. Looking at all kinds of people in the circle of friends who have announced their marriage and basking in the sun, it feels worse to be single. I still prefer a life full of unknowns. Looks like I'm still heartless.
17, dear brothers and sisters, I'm finally getting divorced and married. I hope you can all come to my wedding.
18, I found myself unable to calm down more and more, and I was poked in various ways about graduation. Yesterday's graduation ceremony is still fresh in my mind. The opposite sex high school students in the philosophy department announced their marriage with the blessing of the principal. Gay journalism students appeared in front of the public wearing colorful flags, and the audience cheered and the principal gave them support. It seems that Nima will never return to that simple and beautiful time, so everyone bravely and excitedly declared that the scene was real and strange. It's really a time of youth.
19. Since the male god announced his marriage on the eve of Singles Day and watched Meteor Garden, the male god is still a male god.
20. favorite idol actors announce their love affairs one by one and announce their marriage one by one. I've grown up, too.
2 1, my classmate announced her marriage, but she found a ghost. I chatted with my best friend, and she said, just like funny pictures on the Internet, will she be hungry when she is old?
22. Dear friends, I'm getting married and officially leaving the single dog community. I hope you can all attend my wedding and witness this sacred moment for me.
23. Although I didn't pay attention to the Double Eleven on purpose, on this ordinary and special day, my friend's twin son was born, and I was still a little cautious when I announced the good news of marriage.
24. Naoko Takagi also announced that she was married. One person's series is no longer worth watching.
25, I actually, I may not be normal in a few love beans publicly announced in recent years. I have never understood the feelings of people going to the rooftop. . . My mentality is that there are too many things in his life that have nothing to do with me, and this is almost the most irrelevant thing.
26. The rain knocked on the window at night, which suddenly reminded me of all the absurdities, but now it has been relieved. As Mr. Lin said, even if the idol who has been admired for a long time announces marriage, the man who loves him deeply will not reduce the concentration of this happiness. Over time, perhaps because of disappointment or temperament change, the interest in men will gradually turn into interest in books, food and women.
27. I learned from my friends that my best friend is getting married. The maid of honor is not the one I agreed with. I didn't receive the invitation. I think when she announced the wedding news in the circle, she still ignored me after the comment. I found friendship. Seriously, it hurts. I wish you happiness. You are already in the same boat!
28. Sadly, Zaizai is also married. Think about it. At that time, because of the affectionate password, he embarked on the road of no return of idol drama. After so many years of company, he actually announced his marriage on this special day. Super romantic, with wood. Bless you.
Talk about the mood of announcing marriage.
Announce your wedding mood, talk about humor, laugh at marriage and talk about sentences.
Tell me about the mood of announcing marriage:
1, a wife/husband, waiting for many years, I must cherish this fate.
2. I will personally bury my love in the grave of marriage, but sometimes I feel extremely happy!
3. My terminator appeared. Today, we got married!
4. Thanks for the past eight years. Starting from tomorrow, I will weave a home for you and take care of you all my life.
I finally want to wear white gauze and marry someone else.
6. When you see friends in this circle of friends, you will have a big meal to enjoy.
Next, my task is to be loyal to my wife, work actively, fight for her happiness all my life, be ready to sacrifice myself for her and her family at any time, and never betray her.
8. Say goodbye to the love that you laughed at me for a while, put you in the float to welcome you back, live a happy life, and I will continue to warm you up. I don't want to give up, leave, bully success or failure, and live and die together. Come on, have a sweet marriage.
9. From then on, one cat and two people have three meals in four seasons.
10, x month x day, International Day for the Protection of Precious Animals, it's time to protect my precious animals.
1 1. Confirm your eyes, and you are the right person.
12, married and loved each other.
13, Life and Death and Zicheng. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.
14, life has you, the sun is shining; Life has you, and the seasons are warm; Life has you, not afraid of difficulties and obstacles; I will always look forward to having you in my life.
15, pro-Qing loves Qing, it is Qing.
16, in my lifetime, I will only complain about warmth, but I will not regret it. I will meet you sincerely and stay with you calmly.
17, escape, burn its China. A son who comes home should belong to his family.
18, you are my hero, and I see your colorful auspicious clouds.
19, I don't have intoxicating love words, I just want to tidy up you and take you home.
20. I hope that the years will be together, and I will be poor and happy with you.
Humorous personals:
1. The subscriber you dialed is married.
I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me!
3. Being a wife for the first time. If something is not done well, just follow me. Thank you!
Today, I got a person for free.
I am proved to be able to work today.
6. Goodbye to the big forest. I was caught by a crooked-neck tree.
7. Daniel Wu can't marry me, but you married me!
8. The man on the left has a good eye.
9. Dad, the flowers you raised were taken away with pots and flowers.
10, let's go to Baishi together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.
1 1, killing pests for the people.
12, this is the most beautiful photo I have ever taken, with a happy look in it.
13, the person who secretly loves me, take the initiative to blacken it.
14, after more than 20 years, I finally got in today.
15, you can't buy it for nine dollars, and you can't buy it for nine dollars.
16, I'm still in your hands, I'm convinced.
17, everyone will be in the same bed in the future.
18, the country proves that I love you.
19, it's finally legal to tow.
20. I can finally go to someone else's house to eat rice.
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