Humorous conversation

1, found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet.

I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

3. Time is a butcher's knife. Tell it to a handsome person. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them. If you are ugly, I can still consider eating, watching movies and talking about life with you, but you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. You can't imagine the happiness of rich people.

6. Sometimes two people who chat happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face. 7. In the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. I have only loved one person in my life, but I can marry many concubines.

8. It is said that when a girl is angry, it is good to hold down her strong kiss, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized in an Internet cafe.