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Lu, formerly known as Lu Da, was originally the governor of Shaanxi Weizhou. Because he killed Kansai, a bully town that took away women, he fled to Wutai Mountain and became a monk. His legal name is Shen Zhi. Later, because of drunkenness and trouble, he was sent to Suoguo Temple in Tokyo (now Kaifeng, Henan) to manage the vegetable garden.
There are twenty or thirty loafers living near the vegetable garden. They often come to steal vegetables on weekdays. It is said that a new monk has come, and they are discussing to make trouble with him and give Lu a duel. I didn't know I was good at martial arts. These gangsters are no match for him at all. Lu only used three fists and two feet to kick the first two into the cesspit, and the others were scared to beg for mercy.
The next day, a group of people came to Shandong with dining tables. Half asleep, I only heard crows barking in the big tree outside, which was very annoying. The local ruffians think it's unlucky to move a ladder and a tree to tear down a crow's nest. Lou followed them to the tree. He looked at the green willow, took off his clothes, bent down, clasped the trunk with both hands, bent down and uprooted the tree. All the local ruffians around were stunned and speechless for a long time. They knelt on the ground one after another, worshiping Lu as a teacher and learning martial arts from him.
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