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What is a 600-word self-report composition? Hello everyone! I am a computer.
I wear silver-gray clothes and a rectangular face, called the display screen; Beautiful music can be heard in the ears of two cuboids, and the owner told me that it is called stereo; That oval mouse is my hand; The cuboid body is my nerve center, and the owner calls it the host; That long and flat keyboard is my foot.
I have many functions! At work, my host can use me to learn English, search materials, print compositions and submit articles online ... During the break, my host can use me to play games, enjoy music, draw pictures and chat with classmates on QQ ... My rich functions have brought a lot of happiness to my host.
My master loves me very much.
Every time I use it, I always carefully touch my face with my hand, gently press it on my feet, and often wipe my body with a wet towel to help me wipe off the dust. Very comfortable! My natural enemy is a virus.
To this end, the host installed a firewall for me and regularly disinfected me, so that those viruses that want to destroy me have to be discouraged.
The host likes me to type her composition in word.
Press my feet with her dexterous hands and write beautiful articles.
I am really happy to cooperate with the host, look at the host's article and read lyrical words.
However, the host always couldn't resist my temptation, and whenever she was free, she used me to chat with her classmates on QQ.
The host always said that it only lasted 10 minutes, but after 10 minutes, she silently read: "10 minutes will be closed.
"But after the time, the host still can't control himself, so it is often forty or fifty minutes.
Because of this, the master's vision has dropped a lot. I'm really worried about master.
That's what I am, both advantages and disadvantages. As long as you use me correctly, it will definitely make your life more convenient.
Do you know me now? ...
I am widely distributed on the earth, accounting for about 3/4 of the earth's surface. Rivers, lakes and seas are my home.
People, animals and plants can't live without me. Without me, there would be no vibrant earth. Without me, there is no life. I am the source of life-water.
I am commanded by temperature, amorphous, and have extraordinary skills of crossing, erosion and penetration.
I am the main cause of iron rust, and the decay of food is closely related to me.
My purpose is all-encompassing The mother river, the Yellow River, has nurtured people on both sides of the strait.
The prosperity of mankind is closely related to me; The water content in human body accounts for about 2/3 of human body weight, and some vegetables even contain more than 90% water. I am an important part of animals and plants, and I play an important role in their growth.
In this living world, all beings need my nourishment. Attractive fruits and fresh vegetables are inseparable from my nourishment. Green crops cannot be separated from my nourishment. Cooking and washing clothes are impossible without my help. The whole green world and human life are inseparable from me.
All walks of life in the construction of the motherland need me more.
In industry, a lot of water should be used for washing, dissolving, heating and cooling, and water should be used as raw material and fertilizer.
Today's hydropower stations are inseparable from me; I also play a huge role in transportation, and the transportation cost is low.
Although I am the messenger who brings happiness to mankind, I am not satisfied. Even a slight tilt will make me exercise strongly. Sometimes I will become a demon with a big mouth, which will make the strong crops suffer, the happy family fall apart and even devour people's precious lives. In fact, as long as people pay attention to environmental protection, they can sit back and relax.
1998 The once-in-a-century catastrophic flood caused great losses to state property and people's lives, and taught people the most profound and severe lesson. It indicates that the serious deterioration of the ecological environment in China has reached an urgent point.
The earth is known as the "water planet", and my footprints are all over the world, but they are not inexhaustible.
Although there is a lot of water on the earth, there is not enough fresh water resources.
The surface fresh water is less than 1% of the total water, and the distribution is uneven. Environmental pollution \ industrial waste \ makes the water quality of many rivers worse, and the animals and plants living in the water are damaged to varying degrees. Some exotic fish in the ocean are endangered. Polluted water contains all kinds of poisons or germs. If people only eat it indirectly, it will lead to poisoning and even death.
Human beings blindly seek from nature and develop aimlessly, which leads to soil erosion and a large amount of sediment deposited in my body, which makes me more flooded and causes unprecedented disasters to mankind.
With the development of economy, there are hidden dangers of insufficient water resources, which seriously affect economic development.
With the growth of population and the improvement of people's living standards, water shortage and water pollution have become increasingly prominent, and water shortage has become a serious crisis.
Therefore, the rational development, utilization and protection of water resources is a long-term, important and arduous task.
Every member of the whole society should care about, love and protect water, and establish a glorious fashion of saving water.
Confessions of Pencil (600 words explanatory text) All the people in the world, who knows the heroic position of my pencil queen on the unemployment list! I, covered in black (refills), a red and black coat saved me a lot of embarrassment, five gold characters "Zhonghua brand pencils" made me "authentic" a lot, and I wore a little red riding hood (eraser) on my head.
Ahem! What are you laughing at? You are as good as yourself! Cheep! From the sound of the owner opening the pencil case, I knew I was going to start a hard struggle again (writing), wheeze! Ten thousand arrows were fired, and I stood at the top to command the army of words to kill the enemy heroically (do my homework). That gesture is really cool! "ah!" The master screamed and accidentally wrote a typo, killing a company of our army. Don't be afraid. Look at my "Xiao Li Fei Dao". I immediately turned over, took off little red riding hood and wiped it! Successfully saved! Hey, hey, that's great! Well-everything has two sides, and I am no exception! Our bodies are made up of many kinds of substances, so be careful when cutting us. If you are not careful, it will make you cough. Some unscrupulous merchants add harmful substances to make children afraid to buy it for us. Really annoying! In fact, more often, the reason why we are accused of being a "murder weapon" is often given by our children.
They always attack my classmates with my long legs. What's more annoying is that they scribble on the face of my big brother's desk and my little brother's chair, making our house stink.
Our social status is very low. Four or five dollars can buy a big box, but with the development of science, we are gradually eliminated, and everyone is keen on beautiful mechanical pencil. We can't shine any more, so the ugly ones are put in the most inconspicuous window ... I know that our life is not long, and maybe in the near future, our pencil family will cease to exist and disappear without a trace. Now please allow me to leave one last wish: "Hope!
My address is: the most hidden corner of the stationery store.
" ...
What self-report composition is 600 words, to explain the text! ! ! Chapter 1: I don't know how many spring, summer, autumn and winter I have gone through in my autobiography, but my childhood memories have been posted on the window with vague memories. I saw these memories in the blink of an eye that I wanted to forget.
A person's growth, such as just sprouting grass from the hard ground, is hard, but when it comes out, the earth is so beautiful.
I am the "little princess" at home and the apple of my parents' eye.
I have long black hair, a nose that is not very high, and a pair of rosy little mouths set off under my nose.
My father is a doctor, but my father's truth is like a stream that can't stop flowing.
A sentence that my father often talks about is "It is best to do good deeds and study better". At that time, I was most afraid of hearing this sentence, because I was sure to study again after hearing it.
I remember it was spring, when the trees sprouted and the big trees gave birth to newborns.
Then a stern and rich voice came into my eyes, and he dragged me out of my dream.
I reluctantly opened my hazy eyes and said, "Dad, why are you doing this?" Dad said earnestly, "The most important thing now is reading, reading and reading again!" " "I thought to myself," you should be interested in reading! Genius is a strong interest and tenacious charm.
"I'm sitting on my desk, looking out at the window. I'm eager for freedom. I want to be a wild goose and roam the whole sky freely.
I read the Analects of Confucius helplessly.
Suddenly, nine words came into my eyes. "Why study from time to time?" Dad didn't say, "learning is fun, learning is exploration."
"I must summon up the courage to learn and move towards difficulties.
Dad told me that all the secrets are only two words: persevere and stick to the end.
As long as you can stick it out, no matter what the result is, you did it.
I followed this goal, followed this figure, and kept going. I believe I must be on my way.
Hard oak, even with a small axe, will eventually be cut down if you keep looking at it.
I believe that as long as I persist, I can't give in to myself in any case.
I am a carefree leaf, and I like nature very much. It raised me, even though I was just a tiny leaf.
I don't know which spring, the spring breeze blew through the forest and sang one "Song of Revival" after another, so I couldn't help sticking my ears out to listen to this beautiful song.
I opened my eyes and looked at everything in the forest: oh, it was a lawn, and the grass smiled and celebrated our new life; Oh, it's a stream. The crystal clear water flows slowly, and countless pebbles are washed clean and smooth. Oh, that's a willow tree. Look, she's really beautiful. She combed her hair gracefully through the mirror of the stream ... Oh, the forest in spring is really beautiful.
Ah, summer has come, and the pure white fog is still hovering around the mountain in the morning, and the sun shines on my face like a veil. It is really comfortable.
I turned over and went back to sleep.
Soon, the sun came down from the sky and lit up the whole forest, and all the creatures in the forest woke up.
Look, do many birds go to work? They took many envelopes and handed them to the recipients one by one. Hey, what's that chubby Huang Chengcheng? When I looked carefully, it turned out to be mango! They hung on the branches in a bustling way, playing games of hugging and squeezing each other, making the branches a little lower, and all the mangoes that went too far fell to the ground, and they kept screaming for pain.
In a blink of an eye, autumn has come, and with the coming of autumn, there is still an autumn rain falling underground.
When it falls into the soil, the soil becomes soft and brittle, like a huge cake; It fell on the tree, and every leaf brushed away the dust and moistened us; Fell into a small pond, the river rippled, and the small fish swam under the big lotus leaf to hide from the rain.
Seeing this hurried and confused expression, we couldn't help laughing.
Winter came before you know it.
This forest, which used to be full of laughter and laughter, suddenly became silent and really unaccustomed.
Oh, is this what people often call "hibernation"? Once upon a time, cute little animals accompanied me to watch the sunset.
Now the sun is about to set in the west, and the sky is full of red clouds, which makes the sea ripple ... Unfortunately, it is so lonely to watch the sunset alone, and it is difficult to adapt without old friends around.
I suddenly felt lighter, and then I fell down slowly.
I know I'm going to hibernate, my eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, and I'm going to sleep. I will become the soil of this forest and nourish this land.
Oh, Earth, please let me kiss you.
...
Xx's self-reported composition is about 600 words. I am an ordinary desk for students to read, write and draw.
But one day, my smooth and clean face was scarred beyond recognition, and I had to cover myself with a piece of cloth.
Alas! It's really hard to remember that beautiful face before.
Once, I quietly served my little master Ding Ding. Suddenly, a shiny knife appeared in front of me.
I thought Tintin was going to cut paper! I don't care.
Who knows, he put something on my face into my stomach with a bad smile.
I suddenly understood that he, he was going to draw it on my face.
I turned pale and shouted, "No! Don't ... "While I was unprepared, he drew a 6 cm long line on my right cheek.
My tears are spinning in my eyes, no, no! I touched the wound carefully and fell asleep in pain ... When I woke up, my face became flat: I drew a little man next to my nose, which said * * * Come here.
What's even more annoying is that it hit home.
I shed tears, little master Ding Ding! You are so cruel! I don't know. Does it hurt? Look at that! Aren't the words "take care of public property" posted on Brother Wall? I've never met you. I don't have any dissatisfaction or hostility. Why did you hurt me like this? "Whoops-"No wonder people call you "the bully in the class".
Besides, Tintin is not the only one. Many people write formulas and apply correction fluid to my face with pens.
What would you do if someone carved knives, doodled and wrote formulas on your face? Can you laugh? ...
The composition "Confessions of Mobile Phone" is 500 words, hello everyone! I am a mobile phone. From 1958 to 20 14, we have undergone earth-shaking changes.
Let me introduce you! We are a United and huge family, and our shadows are everywhere in our lives. We have been living together, just like human beings, and we have our own bosom friends, which makes me very satisfied.
However, we are separated and understand that only human beings are our real masters. We really rely on it and we have a new life.
Let's talk about our development history! When humans first started owning us, my body was so big that even I felt uncomfortable.
My value is so expensive that almost no one owns me.
There is nothing wrong with the function. Just make a phone call and send a message at most.
It's troublesome to press with the keyboard.
What about now? I am small and comfortable! I want to thank mankind.
Not only that, I look beautiful now, with all kinds of patterns that my master likes printed on it.
I also have many functions, such as surfing QQ, playing WeChat, watching videos and so on. There are all kinds, even the camera pixels are very high! It's convenient to order food by hand now.
After reading this, you may think, "What if we are hurt by humans?" Not afraid, not afraid.
Careful hosts have long thought of this, and they put on a dress for us-mobile phone protection paper.
We are no longer afraid of being hurt by humans.
Let me tell you a little secret! I am sometimes the "emotional doll" of human beings. Why? Because whenever human beings receive some information, there will always be a little joys and sorrows, so I have become a tired "emotional doll".
It can be seen that the speed of information transmission is very fast now.
The mobile phone is still getting better and better, but I hope everyone will pay attention to rest and protect their eyes when using me.
...
I still remember that one year, the begonia flowers were red, and strings hung on the branches, like a string of Sugar-Coated Berry. I was fascinated by it and thought it was really a sugar-coated gourd. I couldn't help but gather together and smell it.
I was walking in the street and suddenly I was shocked by what I saw! A little boy stepped on a skateboard and bumped into a girl who was drinking coke, which spilled all over the floor. The girl was very angry and said, "This child is really! I slipped on the road before I learned it well.
"Scared the child to tears:" I didn't mean to! " The scene suddenly reached a deadlock. As luck would have it, a passer-by came. That is an old woman who is nearly 60 years old. She lifted the little boy up and said to him kindly, "Are you all right, son?"? "Don't skate on the street in the future!" After that, I vaguely saw that the big girl suddenly blushed and could not speak.
Confessions of the internet, 600 words, hello everyone! What do you think of when you see the word "net"? Spider web? Tennis shoes? ..... haha! No, no! I am your most familiar friend-Internet! When I mentioned my name "Internet", it was really "everyone knows, everyone knows". It is not an exaggeration to describe it as "known to all women and children".
I have provided many conveniences for human beings, such as shopping online, watching movies and sending emails, which are convenient and quick, saving time and effort.
He is also a mentor in study and work.
In my "Internet" belly, there is a lot of knowledge, just like a most comprehensive library. People can usually find the answer to any difficult problem here, so everyone likes me very much.
But what I like best are some people who love learning. Looking at their eager eyes for knowledge, I will tell them the answer without hesitation, and then look at the smile on their faces. I am very happy, too. I will silently wish them to become useful talents for the country as soon as possible! Hey! But "gold is not enough, no one is perfect", I also have a lot of troubles! When I was just "born", researchers installed many game functions for me. I thought it was for people's entertainment and fatigue relief, but I didn't expect some teenagers to indulge in online games. To this end, some students are behind in their grades, and the originally harmonious family is filled with "war smoke" all day. Some students are addicted to the virtual world, have no money to surf the Internet and dare not ask for money from home, so they steal, rob and rob.
I really feel sorry for these people and feel guilty at the same time, but … alas! It's a long story ...... "When spring comes, people are no longer young." Young friends, I sincerely ask you on the Internet: I hope that you can truly "surf the Internet green" and "surf the Internet safely" in the future, make good use of the Internet, master more knowledge, and be a useful person to society. I will try my best to serve you.
This is my greatest wish! ...
Before the lumberjack came, I was a towering tree, and now I am a stake.
I grew up in a once beautiful place, and a bird brought me here.
I like to listen to the sound of the running river beside me; I like watching mother bird do housework in the forest; I like to tell my companions how my seeds came from.
I have a life I like. I can stand here all day and look at the green hills opposite. Look at the boundless blue sky; Look at the flaming flowers by the river … I never feel bored or bored.
During the day, you can show your mother the eggs, and at night, you can watch the days and stars.
I never complain about the pain that we can't move like other big trees, because we can be evergreen, right? In a word, I am an optimistic tree.
Happy days always pass quickly. In an instant, 400 years have passed. I have grown into a towering tree, and all the small trees beside me call me "old tree".
Later, humans finally found this forest. They found me and said in surprise, "There are such thick trees in the world.
"They surrounded me with chains and then planned me into a scenic spot. Many people came to see me.
The tree next to me is very happy and feels touched by my light.
But it didn't last long. Soon, our scenic spot was cancelled because the tickets were not easy to sell.
No one comes to see us anymore, but garbage often flies from all directions.
Hang it on my suitcase.
Smoke from factories around us has locked our sky, rivers around us have become garbage dumps, old green hills have become big bald mountains, and even birds have become people's dishes.
I can't be optimistic any more. The harsh environment made my spirit go from bad to worse. My companions and I sang a song once taught by a bird, which we adapted: "I am a big tree, but I want to walk but I can't." I walked out of the arms of pollution smoothly. Is this too high ... "Finally, with the help of birds, I can roll my roots out of the soil. I thought I could settle down from now on, but it happened that a logging team hit me and a sharp knife plunged into my body ... I heard a loud noise in my coma ... When I woke up, there was only a wooden stake.
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