Twenty-four things to say about wearing a ponytail and posting on WeChat Moments

1. I have become stronger and bald. My mother has already ordered me not to wear a ponytail.

2. From now on, I will never tie my hair in a ponytail when it’s time to wash my hair. My scalp hurts so much that it will break if I touch it.

3. The feeling after wearing a ponytail all day is that my hair is so heavy. I will never wear a ponytail again. Can my hair weigh a pound?

4. The sad hairline, with a large dent in the bangs, should I give up wearing a ponytail?

5. It’s been so long since I’ve had my hair long and tied in a ponytail that I’ve forgotten what it looks like with a ponytail.

6. I haven’t put my hair in a ponytail since I gained weight. I remember that I used to really like to wear my hair in a ponytail or a bun, and I loved smiling and pouting when taking pictures.

7. It’s so embarrassing to be complimented by someone you don’t know well. I will never wear a ponytail again.

8. I haven’t tied my hair in a ponytail for a long time. I feel like I’m still seventeen when I wear a ponytail and a small skirt.

9. I haven’t tied my hair into a ponytail for a long time. Today, I discovered that I only have this little hair, which was twice as thick as before!

10. Those who have a high hairline want to know what it is like to have a low hairline? Let me tell you, other than ponytail, any other hairstyle is not suitable!

11. I can no longer wear my hair in a ponytail. The volume of my hair is too scary, and I discovered that I am already bald.

12. I finally mustered up the courage to wear a ponytail in front of my big face.

13. I haven’t tied my hair in a ponytail for a long, long time. It feels so heavy on my head and makes my neck sore.

14. I haven’t tied my hair in a ponytail for a long time. My hairline is not very high and can be waved.

15. I like to wear my hair in a ponytail more and more, but I find it inconvenient to wear my hair loose! It proves that if you are old, you like simplicity.

16. I spent 20 minutes in the toilet tying my hair into a ponytail.

17. It turns out that I am not the only one who has this problem. Now I don’t dare to wear a ponytail for fear of going bald.

18. This morning, Brother Fan lay beside the bed and said to me: You can no longer wear a ponytail, your hairline has moved back again.

19. Last time I had my hair cut, it was still waist-length, and now I can wear it in a ponytail.

20. I like wearing ponytails so much. Ponytails must be the most comfortable hairstyle in the world.

21. Why don’t you wear a ponytail today? Why don't you make balls today? because! Washed my hair.

22. I don’t dare to tie my hair in a ponytail anymore. It’s good that my hair can cover my scalp now.

23. I like wearing ponytails so much. I must have been a little rubber band in my previous life.

24. I haven’t tied my hair in a ponytail for a long time. Now I have a headache in class. Has my hairline moved up?