A short and interesting sentence, accompanied by silent silence.

1. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

Don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can shake the earth.

4. Three points are predestined, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

5. Think of 1000 roads at night, get up in the morning and go the same way.

My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.

7. I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.

9. For girls, getting pregnant is only a matter of time.

10. Where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love for a piece of shit?

1 1. If one day men all over the world have their period, I will sell hygiene classics.

12. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

13. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

14. If I were a zombie, I would choose to eat the brains of all good students.

15. Play some mahjong and have a spicy meal. Find a small object, life is like this.

16. In this era of rising prices, I was suddenly delighted to find that the air didn't rise in price, but there were more and more materials.

17. So far, three apples have changed the world: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and the other was in the hands of Jobs.

18. Now you don't have to wait in line to breathe and fart in Beijing.

19. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

20. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

2 1. I read an article in Weibo saying whether you would like to fall in love with yourself. I struggled for a long time and finally chose not to. For an instant, I stopped blaming the people who abandoned me.

22. Come out, I have something to talk to you about. About what? Love.

23. A woman came back from the supermarket and complained bitterly: If the customer is always right, why isn't everything free?

24. There are flowers in spring, moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If there is no trouble, it is a good time on earth.

Nobody can predict the future, so there are always people who regret it.

26. If you are irreplaceable, you won't be fired, but if you remain irreplaceable, you won't be promoted.

27. Spring has come, so it is full of green. Wear green! Md, even the hat is green!

28. People like spring breeze and hate cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is getting worse!

29. The computer is the microphone of angry people, and it spreads our abuse in the middle of the night!

30. I don't like the girl named Jenny, but I like the girl named Marnie!

3 1. I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

32. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.

33. Some things don't need to be wrangling, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

34. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

35. Never give up, never leave in this life. If you don't like it, you will die.

36. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

37. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, wow! utter darkness

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

39. A threesome must have my wife. Choose a beautiful one and take it away.

40. Poor Nike, Fuadi, and rogue Armani.

4 1. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

I don't need your understanding, I just need you to shut up.

43. The flowers of the motherland are in full bloom, and I step on one.

44. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

45. Are you stupid or not? See if you can play dumb.

46. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

47. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

48. Boss, do you have any coke? Get me a bottle of Sprite.

49. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

50. After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

5 1. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

52. The wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

53. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and staying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.

54. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

56. I can't see others laughing, and I also laugh at others wearing nothing.

57. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

58. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

59. Every time you write a resume, you will admire yourself more than before.

60. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

6 1. Don't feel that you are rare, but cherish what is rare.

62. Youth, you are acne!

63. In every dormitory, there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.

64. Teacher, after you put on Laona's gauze, you are Laona's person.

65. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

66. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.

67. I planted a boyfriend in the field in spring, but I forgot this crop in autumn.

68. I said to the mirror, mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror is broken.

69. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!

70. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just closed the well.

7 1. Baidu can't find you, so we have to go to sogou!

72. You are so charming that countless blind people are scrambling to bend over.

73. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

74. When a man is dumped, money is the problem; when a woman is dumped, looks are the problem; when I am dumped, you are out of your fucking mind.

75. To live will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.

76. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

77. Sorry, Miss, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

78. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.

79. I am just a game, but you are fascinated.

80. Don't be infatuated with your brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

8 1. Handsome and able to drive, that's chess, money and a house, that's a bank.

82. God created virgins and I created women.

83. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

84. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge the technology of high cough.

85. The fox is not a demon and sexy.

86. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

87. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a bitch who seduces a man.

88. Women who mix well are sisters-in-law, and those who mix badly are bitches.

89. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

90. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be high.

9 1. Love is just a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

92. Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

93. The power of mistress is irresistible to ordinary people.

94. Every woman is always cheap for a man.

95. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

96. You can't judge a book by its cover, but neither can a mistress judge a book by its cover.

97. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

98. When someone is pretending to be cool, my sister always lowers her head. I'm not educated, I'm just looking for bricks.

99. When I was young, you and I made many mistakes because we didn't learn love well.

100. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

An interesting phrase is accompanied by silent silence.

1, men have gold under their knees, so I bent down to pick it up!

2. I heard someone say that I was beautiful, and later I heard someone say that he had aesthetic problems.

3, my heart is like that cookie, I can't help your breaking and soaking!

4, is there such a person, you pulled him black, but has been waiting for his Friend Request.

5. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

6, lost things, in fact, never really belong to you, there is no need to regret.

7. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

8. Chairman Mao said: Everything that doesn't aim at giving strength is a cloud.

9. I want to find a white donkey in my dream. When I open my eyes, I find that the world is full of gray donkeys.

10, not every kind of milk is called Sutron, not everyone is as pure as me.

1 1. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

12, Xiao 3' s shy surface can never hide her inner waves.

13, I have been imitated by you, but no one has got my true biography. Talking about mood phrases

14, as the saying goes: rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests! I thought: why run all over the mountain when there is grass beside the nest!

15, is there such a person who is blacked out by you, but has been waiting for his Friend Request?

16, three good students. Our goal, our efforts: delicious, fun and good sleep.

17, when you are proud, your friends understand you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

18, this revenge is not a gentleman. Dare to come to this revenge and kill you.

19, how much time a man is willing to give a woman is how much he loves him.

20. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.

2 1, people ask me to get high marks when they get high marks. Why don't you buy a Ferrari when they drive it?

22. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

23. I sleepwalked again the day before yesterday and ate a chopstick and a half as chicken feet.

Don't come back when you are gone, because no one will wait for you in the same place.

25. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

26. I want to have a holiday when I go to school, and I want to go to school when I have a holiday.

Classic funny quotations make you fall into silence-funny quotations

You are a real beauty-only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

Love is like pi, which never circulates. ...

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

It's not terrible to fall. What's terrible is that when a person falls, he is sober.

Even if the bowl is made of iron, what can I eat without food in it?

When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of "handsome boy", which puzzled me. Later, my classmate showed me a mirror, and I suddenly understood.

It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

Love is like two people using rubber bands. The injured one is always unwilling to let go.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

Only women and heroes are sad, and wives and jobs are hard to find.

There are three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

I'm an actor-at the sight of a beautiful mm, my eyes go round.

Never speak English in front of me in the future.

The sky is falling, you support it, I support it. ...

The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Crowded in Beijing, causing trouble to the capital. ...

Who can be as loyal to me as RMB?

Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

Occasionally, living silently will feel great, and living silently will feel miserable.

First, something has changed, and you can only miss it.

Second, if a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you are with the wrong person.

Three, love failed to two of a kind, there is bound to be a person reduced to the wilderness.

Fourth, if you are destined to miss it, let its beauty stay before it dies.

Believe it or not, someone is waiting for someone like you.

6. I quietly think about my own way. Love is a poem with infinite charm in beauty, but sadness is naturally hidden in sad to painful sentences. Pay for you, grieve for you, and suffer for you, but you can't see it. My mind is bound by your figure, but you still live freely. My blind efforts will only make me look humble. The initial love is so sad, so even if we are reluctant to get close in the future, it will only be wordless harm.

Seven, because I missed too much, there are always many tragic regrets.

Eight, we are like two parallel lines, very close and far away, without intersection.

Nine, the cold wind is biting, who can understand this feeling? Can you still vaguely remember me after you put it down? The cold wind penetrates the cold of the body. Who cares if I swim alone in the dark street? When can I get rid of myself locked in my memory? Hate yourself after being hurt. Repeated injuries make people decadent to the point where there is no retreat.

If God lets me make a wish, I will fall in love with you in the fifth season.

XI。 If you are unhappy, you are not happy. If you are unhappy, let go. If you can't let go, it will be painful. Life is like a bunch of flowers, you can only see its beauty if you watch it carefully; Life is like a cup of green tea. Only by savoring it carefully can we enjoy the real taste. We should taste the philosophy of life from failure, success and life.

Twelve, turn around, leave, tears, decadence, high-profile breakup melody.

Thirteen, love is a compromise, and the only reason why people are willing to wronged themselves is to love each other deeply. Everything is calm, but the terrible thing is that time passes too fast. We are all confused and wandering, and the plot may not change. Although it has been yellowed and blurred, it will always be dusty in our eyes. Since I was lovelorn and hurt, I sang all the way to the end. Let's walk through the curtain of love together.

Fourteen, want to say, try to say it. Whether the dream is reality or nothingness, its process is beautiful. As long as you really work hard for your dreams, you have no regrets in life. Learn to cherish the possession of life. We can see the warm sunshine and enjoy the beautiful weather every day. Life is beautiful and touching!

Fifteen, once in a while, you will feel very cool in a silent life, and a silent life will be very miserable.

I gave you all my best love, but you left me the saddest ending.

Seventeen, two atria, one lives in the most important self, and the other has long been discarded.

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for you. Therefore, I would rather die than leave.

I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world. I want to trade my whole world for a ticket to your world, but that's just my wishful thinking. My world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

Only by taking your destiny into your own hands can you find the flash of life.

Twenty-one, step by step, Haiyuan Road does not return, first frost is full.

Twenty-two, people who fall in love with us and hurt us are the meaning of our youth.

Twenty-three, which pair of lovers want to give each other the deepest and truest love, always thinking that with love, they can live a paradise-like life, but they never thought that love would hurt, hurt and leave scars. Love gives people more opportunities to hurt each other, because the doors of both hearts are open to each other, because there is no defense, because it is easier to hurt each other by exposing the softest place to each other.

Silence does not mean that I am weak, but tears because I loved.

Every time I wake up from my dream, I feel lonely. My heart hurts, but my tears fall. Sometimes I really wish I was no longer myself. I always say to myself: Just take a deep breath, but I have taken many deep breaths and failed to unload the burden in my heart. Every night, I can only hear the sound of heartbreak. At that time, I found that what was once called forever was just a turning distance.

Tears are my own, and no one can understand my pain and sadness.

Twenty-seven, people can't promise too much when they are young, and they may not be clear when they grow up.

It may be just a part of your life, but you are its life.

Twenty-nine, it turns out that none of us have grown up. It turns out that we are still children. It turns out that I just had a dream during my nap, experienced growth, and experienced many irreparable mistakes and sadness.

Thirty, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The most important thing is not to get into the water! It doesn't matter if you enter the water! The most important thing is not to keep a goldfish in it!

31. Love will end when it comes to an end. At that time, you didn't want to end it.

If you don't love someone, please let go and let others have a chance to love her. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others. You don't have to be loved, but if you have someone, you must love her well.

Thirty-three, emotional drama, I have no acting skills.

Miss if there is a voice, may it not be a sad cry.

Thirty-five, the centipede was bitten by a snake, and it must be amputated in order to prevent the spread of virus liquid! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs ~! ! The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future.

I also want to talk about it? Do you know the love of breaking up, being single for a long time? What?

Always remember your smiling eyes, and your answers will never be remembered.

38. When I woke up from my dream, memories of you flooded in. At that moment, I was in tears.

Thirty-nine, people are iron, children are just, and they don't pretend to be flustered for a day.

Forty, let you be crazy without me, and let me be strong in a world without you. Love has been standing, how much courage it takes to drive to the end of time. The hand of memory always picks up bright sadness. Time is a never-ending train, carrying every scenery we walk through. In the gap of time flowing away, I have been recalling the beauty that proudly bloomed in that fleeting time.

Forty-one, there is a kind of love, obviously deep love, but the expression is not perfect; There is a kind of love, knowing to give up, but unwilling to leave; There is a kind of love, knowing that you have to wait, but being silly and lonely; There is a kind of love, obviously not connected, but desperately miss each other; There is a kind of love, knowing that it will hurt, but unwilling to let go; There is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way out, but the heart can't be redeemed.

42. Between you and me, it is either wrong or wrong. I thought time would be a good healing medicine, but it was my heart that was treated as medicine.

Forty-three, the glory of his dawn is looming, and on my side, it is already dusk, which is difficult to tell.

Forty-four, once I thought I was obsessed? People are all forgotten in one thought.

45. Sadness becomes clear and transparent because of tears, but sadness without tears hurts more than sadness with tears. Sad tears, tears washed away, the wound will slowly heal; Without sad tears, the deepest wound will heal for a longer time.

Forty-six, I'm not a junk collector. I can't be on call.

47. What you can't keep is your heart, but it's betrayal.

Forty-eight, when you really want to forget someone, that person has been engraved in your heart.

49. As long as you call his name, you are no longer afraid. As long as you call his name, you will feel brave and strong, and you will become very, very strong 1, sometimes, I'm not ignoring you, just waiting for you to speak first. Sometimes, I really want to talk to you, but I'm afraid you will make me angry. Sometimes I just need someone to talk to. Sometimes, I really want you to understand me, even if I say nothing. Sometimes, there is always an impulse to cry, but I don't know why. Sometimes what I care about is not what you said, but what you didn't say.

Please don't moan to describe your sadness. If you are numb or degenerate, words will heal you.

Fifty-one, don't make my sister angry, or you will be on the evening news tonight.

52. Perhaps, those who have never loved are lonely, those who have loved are lonely, and life is like a play. The deduction of origin and fate, gathering or parting, will disappear after the end. Life is like a dream, and the joys and sorrows in the dream, right or wrong, will disappear after waking up. No matter how good things are, they will be lost one day; In the depths of memory, there will be a forgotten day; People who love again will leave one day; No matter how beautiful the dream is, there will be a day to wake up; Want to laugh at life, but always inadvertently, fell a pain.

53. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then shedding tears. I love you the most, but you hurt me the most, knowing that everything is fate, but why just don't want to give up, knowing that I don't deserve you, but I still can't help thinking of you. What controls all this? I don't know, maybe, this is love.

54. The evidence of love can never be taken away, but it has been forgotten for a long time.

Fifty-five, you! It's a small green vegetable that will be taken off the shelf in the vegetable market for fifty cents!

56. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that the things you tried to forget are really gone.

57. The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

Fifty-eight, the days of letting go, always lonely and happy, will inexplicably for a song, a play, a plot. Even a word burst into tears. I always feel that the sky is dark and the clouds are gray.

Fifty-nine, how many times, memories draw life into a circle, and we have been in the same place countless times, and we can't get rid of it. I have always wanted to go back to the place where I first met. If I can choose again, I think I can love more simply.