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Counting the 2020 parenting keywords, which one have you been poked?

2020 has finally stumbled over, but the 202 1 we met soon gave us too much adventure and unknowns. As parents, raising children is an extremely complicated project. Every year, there are new pressures and challenges, as well as precious gains and precipitation:

Suspend classes and continue studying.

During the epidemic, when students and parents were worried about homework, the Ministry of Education issued a notice to suspend classes and continue studying. The national education system acted quickly, making full use of network resources to build a cloud classroom so that students can study at home.

Schools and teachers brainstorm, write lesson plans, find materials, analyze materials, make courseware, record micro-lesson videos ... Under the impetus of the epidemic, "stopping classes without stopping studying" has become a large-scale online education practice in China's education system, which can be described as "unprecedented and unprecedented".

mythical animals

The word "god beast" spread rapidly in the first half of 2020. Due to the COVID-19 epidemic, children delayed going to school, and millions of school-age children had to turn to family education.

Without a teacher around, parents need to think of different ways to deal with their children and fight with them, just like fighting with the so-called god beast.

After several months of persistence, parents are exhausted, hoping that the epidemic will subside as soon as possible, the school will resume classes as soon as possible, and the "wild animals will be returned" as soon as possible.

Tiger parenting method

A "chicken baby" is a "tiger mom" and "wolf dad" who give their children chicken blood and hope that their children will have twins. In order to let children read good books, they constantly arrange studies and activities for their children and constantly let them fight hard.

At a parenting forum, some parents summed up a set of chicken formula:

Reasonable degree of chicken baby = parents' expectations of children-the position that parents can lift for their children

The higher the parents' educational expectations for their children, the less advantages they can provide to their children, and the stronger the degree of chickens. In addition to money input, the time cost of education also needs to be considered.

In the second half of 2020, when "Chicken Baby" met with "involution", they formed a paradoxical conspiracy, pushing their parents who were already anxious to the cliff of anxiety.

Chicken baby is to prevent children from involuting like themselves, but the whole family is caught in deeper involution and more anxious chicken baby, forming a closed loop.

Endless competition, fierce competition

Involution is a sociological term, which refers to the phenomenon that a social or cultural model stagnates after a certain stage of development, or cannot be transformed into a more advanced model.

The essence of involution is that a group of people compete for limited resources, while resources remain unchanged. When everyone pays more for resources, involution becomes more serious. For parents, this word makes every family exhausted and seriously overdrawn, but the way out is hard to find.

Withdraw from the parent group

Previously, a parent in Jiangsu quit the parent group because he was dissatisfied with the teacher's request for parents to correct homework, and said in his short video: "I just quit the parent group. What's wrong? "

The roar of a parent has opened up the chaos that is common among parents at present. "Teachers criticize parents who don't correct homework among parents", "WeChat group arranges homework, uploads homework photos and punches in" and other issues have made many parents scream.

Versailles; Boast in a seemingly modest way

The core of Versailles literature is to show off the wealth of the highest tone with the lowest-key words. Some netizens said: In fact, many parents have long been the "grandfathers" of Versailles. After all, in their eyes, what can be more worthy of showing off than "baby's Excellence"?

Physical aesthetic education enters the senior high school entrance examination

On June 5th this year 10, two opinions of the Ministry of Education, Opinions on Strengthening and Improving Physical Education in Schools in the New Era and Opinions on Strengthening and Improving Aesthetic Education in Schools in the New Era, were released, and physical education and aesthetic education were included in the senior high school entrance examination.

At the same time, Wang Dengfeng, director of the Department of Sports Health and Art Education, said that at present, four provinces in China have carried out the senior high school entrance examination for aesthetic education, with scores ranging from 10 to 40. By 2022, the senior high school entrance examination for aesthetic education will be fully implemented.

Xiang Zhen ma ma

The word "delicious" originated from the funny plot of Wang Jingze's first arrival in a rural family and then being slapped in the face in Hunan Satellite TV's Metamorphosis.

Later, the diffraction of the old mother was the flag standing on each side. After giving birth to the baby, she hit her face 360 degrees, with no dead ends.

Before giving birth to a baby: I'm so anxious, why hasn't the baby come out yet;

After giving birth to the baby: it's so worn that I really want to stuff it back into my stomach.

Before giving birth to a baby: brushing the screen in a circle of friends is the most annoying thing. I can't do this;

After giving birth: 360-degree shooting, 9 squares are not enough to show the diversity of my baby.

Before giving birth to a child: raise the child patiently and give him love and freedom;

After giving birth to the baby: if you don't fight for a day, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles, so that the old mother can roar.

Yi wa hui you

Whoever praises my baby is my friend; There are same-sex babies, United front brothers; Babies of the same age can exchange needed items; Babies of different sexes and ages envy each other; Those who have children and those who don't are strangers.

Deception parenting

After "Widowed Parenting" came out, there appeared a way of parenting that was 10000 times more terrible than it-"fraudulent parenting".

Specifically, the father is often absent from family education, but occasionally blames the child and mother for things that the child doesn't like. But without knowing the cause and effect, this arbitrary accusation will bring more harm to both the child and the mother. Let's take a look at it through an example:

After 30 minutes, the child went to the toilet twice and drank 3 mouthfuls of water, but did not make a 1 question.

When the mother couldn't help yelling at the child, the partner who was sitting on the sofa playing mobile phone after dinner looked up and said, "What are you yelling at the child?" Can't you be reasonable? "Play dead when busy, play to depend on when idle? It's easy to stand and talk!

According to a survey, more than 50% of fathers lost their children's companionship when they were growing up. They are busy with work, making money, brushing WeChat, and busy with various parties and dinners. The result of busyness is the lack of father's role, the rebellion of children's character, and the lack of unrepeatable companionship in the process of children's growth.

2020 10 parenting keywords, mom and dad were poked by that?

The road to raising a baby is long and difficult.

202 1 I hope your parents.

Keep washing ducks!