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Ren Lei said: Xiu Yuan still has a long way to go. Why don't we take a taxi?

1. The photo is not a photo, it's totally embarassed.

There is always a couple who break up before holding hands.

It is said that only talented grass mud horses will evolve into lying trough mud horses.

This person is really an affectation with white outside and red inside.

5. Your brain can raise fish.

6. yo ~ sister, you look so atmospheric

7. I'll take my Yangguan Road and you go back to your Gaolaozhuang.

8. The pig hit the tree. You hit a pig. .

9. Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi.

10. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

1 1. Did your mother force you to get married?

12. On the day of letting nature take its course, I had the most primitive meanness of a woman. . .

13. Talk about harmony with elder sister, who has gone out.

14.SB only has a chance to show it in front of people who are more SB.

15. Don't put on a face similar to the scene of a car accident in front of me.

16. Your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

17. You walk like Chaplin and look like Picasso.

18. I have to pretend.

19. What should I do if I have a long relationship?

20. Actually, I am also a lady.

2 1. Compared with me, it's just a slap in the face ~

22. I am not as good as you because of my appetite, and you lost because of your talent.

23. Elder sister, it's L 'Oré al Paris. You deserve it!

24. The girl who refuses to kiss me is not a good girl!

Hunger and thirst means that you are normal, but being hungry for too long means that you must be distorted!

26. I wish you a long and lonely life.

27. I feel beautiful when I fall asleep, and then I can't sleep anymore.

28. The goal of life is to be skinny and die of a big chest.

29. Your pixels are too low.

30. It is good to have ideals, but don't be too idealistic. . .

3 1. Look at today's weather and you will know that your brain cells are partially wet. .

32. One day, I am no longer a hooligan. Then suddenly I found that everyone around me was hooligans! !

33. What should I do if I worry about my country and people all day and have no intention to work?

34. I am so ridiculous, and I am getting more and more ridiculous.

35. Please gather and leave around.

36. When women use the excuse of physiological period to say that they are bored. Usually pretend to be b and tell you to get out. .

37. Mental patients with severe mental disorder; Some mental patients are not serious, and they will be sent for a while and will not be sent for a while.

38. I have always felt that it is a shame for an old man to get lumbar disc herniation. I'm still ashamed. .

39. Nothing is sadder than thinking that you are still alive.

40. Pretending to be forced is fresh and refined!

4 1. W: What do you think of sex? M: No, but there are many ways to do it.

42. In order to attract business, Hot Pot City wrote the following sentence on the billboard: self-help hot pot, children under the height of 1 meter, 30 yuan is free for everyone. My aunt in kindergarten was very excited after reading it. Holding 30 yuan's money, she led 50 children in her class to Hotpot City.

43. There is a very tall coconut tree. There are four kinds of animals, orangutans, apes, monkeys and king kong. Who do you think will pick bananas first? Test your character. The answer is: 1, and the monkey is the most typical 250; 2. Orangutans have low intelligence and few tendons; 3. Ape is the predecessor of Alzheimer's disease; 4. King Kong is a fool whose head is caught in the door; Have you ever seen a coconut tree grow bananas?

44. A little girl once said to me: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

45. The flowers of the motherland are in full bloom, and I step on one.

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so I'd better take a taxi.

1, object, cheer for the senior high school entrance examination,

2. Every time I bring my test paper home, the first thing is to wear cotton trousers to meet the storm.

3. After the exam, I understand a truth: three points are destiny takes a hand, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are in the position of teacher.

Actually, I signed it, not for you, but for myself.

5, happiness that can't be touched, it's futile to try again. .

6. It really doesn't matter how good he is, it belongs to him; How good he is to you is really important, and this belongs to you ~

7. Love is so frustrating that it seems to be forgotten as soon as you turn around.

8. The world is so cruel, so are we.

9. People who can't forget the past will take it seriously-*

10, I have missed you for a long time, so maybe I am satisfied.

1 1, growth is like this, painful and happy.

12. Tell me that you love me in front of me, and tell others that you just want to sleep with me.

Missing is like a disease, no matter how much medicine you take.

14, the road is very long, Xiu Yuan is very embarrassed, I might as well take a taxi;

15, trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but always give the other party a chance to explain the misunderstanding clearly.

16, whose XXX will you be in the future!

17, lies, after packaging, have a better name: oath.

18, we are all playing down this relationship. You choose a new lover and I choose the time.

19, Yan received so many people, why didn't he take you away?

20. Do you have to leave this city to forget your appearance?

2 1, you leave, I said I will always bless you; But I will curse you to the end.

22. I really thought my heart was a stone, so I stabbed it so badly that I thought it would not hurt.

23, ask what is in the world, but everything has its vanquisher.

24. Leave the wound at the door and you can go-

25. I thought I would forget you if I didn't miss you, but I was just running away.

26. I am a hunter, running freely in the forest, but I lost my bow for you and came to a bad end.

I would rather be a grass beside you than a treasure beside him.

28, life is a stop, come in and go out; Yesterday, it was a landscape, which I saw and blurred; Time is a passer-by, remember and forget; Life is a funnel, with gains and losses; Friendship is a banquet, cold and hot; Confusion is an attitude of indulgence and convergence; Life is calm, but I have cried and laughed. /Shuo Shuo/

I am easily moved. I don't know if it's love.

30. My soul seems to have been taken away by you, leaving only my bleeding heart.

3 1, angry is angry, jealous is jealous, but I never want to leave you.

Woman: [I was so kind that I easily forgave myself for not doing my homework]

33. How gentle the night is. How much do you love me? Vae's "auditory hallucination"

Don't touch her underwear until you buy her a wedding dress.

I get bored easily, so don't be too active with me, I won't care.

36. As soon as I found out I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

Where are you waiting for me? I will accompany you to watch the sinking of Japan Island.

38. I feel that I don't lack anything, but when I think about it, I have nothing.

Instead of worrying about things that may not happen, it is better to take every step with your heart.

40. Valentine's Day laid the foundation for March 8th.

4 1, look at the middle of the nose, look at the face with neat bangs, look at the temperament with oblique bangs, and look at the five senses without bangs. I am suitable for facial mask!

42.[ Now I finally decided to give up my life, I don't need any luxuries]

43. Rain, when two stars meet, there will be sparks. What will be the end of our meeting?

44. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game. There is an eternal distance between chasing each other.

45. Every class has a pretentious schoolmaster and a domineering schoolmaster.

There is still a long way to go in Xiu Yuan. Why don't we take a taxi? -2020 edition of online buzzwords

There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

I have a background, and I have a background.

People are not smart and bald like others!

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

If the sun does not come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

God doesn't embarrass simple-minded children.

The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

You can go as far as you want!

Although you are wearing cologne, I can still smell it vaguely.

As long as Taiwan Province Province is not recovered, I will pass Grade 4 in one day!

Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

In the weight-loss class, the coach told me to wear loose clothes. Why should I join a weight-loss class when I have loose clothes?

My life has a side and a side, and your life has an s side and a b side.

My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

I am a fat man, not a clown.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

Wash your face only your cheeks, and brush your teeth only your front teeth.

Others have experience, and I have to have experience.

There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!

Not afraid that thieves have tools, but afraid that thieves know technology!

Don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!

Pure, fictional; Chaos is a beauty.

When the day turned into night in bed again, the sun was born …

Fall down, get up and cry.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

Anonymous wrote in his blog diary: One day, I got drunk, reached out and touched it, and my mobile phone and chastity were there, so I fell asleep!

Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.

Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Women like two flowers all their lives: one is rich and the other is as much as they can spend!

Lu Manman is Xiu Yuan Xi, and I want to search up and down —— Qu Yuan's Li Sao.

1, to achieve great things, we must start from small things. Lenin

When you really want something, the whole universe will unite to help you finish it!

3. Every private effort will be praised in public.

4. The smartest person is not picking up what others didn't pick up, but what others picked up you don't want to pick up.

5, Ruman Manqi Xiu Yuan Xi, I will search up and down. -Qu Yuan's "Li Sao"

6. If you say that spitting was originally used to make sense, now it has become a nutrient that baptizes your body N times a day.

7. [It's funny to be too timid to disturb]

8. Unfortunately, the time is still short, and we will strive for the first place. Fine row is also a long time, who is better than enter the dragon? !

9. Actions speak louder than words!

10, I always hate people who plan for their own food and clothing. People are above food and clothing. The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

1 1. A confident life will never be defeated by society, except for his own fatigue and inability to fight.

12, life is full of trial and error. One failure doesn't mean you are out.

13, you have to remember, always give more to others and take less from others. The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

14, there are many people in contact, and I don't know what kind of person to be. . . . .

Be a better person and be sure to know who you are before meeting someone new and hoping that person knows who you are.

16, we all have successes, but we should not be proud. We all have mistakes, but we shouldn't have the idea of hiding them.

17. In life, the injury is being endured and the silence is expanding. The end is a new beginning.

18, tolerance lubricates the relationship between them, eliminates the barriers between them, clears up each other's scruples, and enhances mutual understanding.

19, rags can hide records (Fuller)

20. If you believe you can do it, you will be full of energy; If you think you can't do it, you will be depressed.