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An interesting sketch script for coal mine safety

I'm going out.

People: Dad, the former monitor, was blinded by a squib.

schoolgirl

Props: The words "Red Blessing" are pasted on the screen, such as tables and chairs.

(Get off to a good start: the whole mining area is filled with the atmosphere of Chinese New Year, firecrackers are ringing outside, and music is coming from next door. )

"The outside world is wonderful, but the outside world is helpless ..." (Dad stumbled and fidgeted, shouting impatiently out of the window)

Dad: Stop it, stop it ... It's too noisy! (Music stops suddenly)

Dad: (to himself) The outside world is wonderful, wonderful. (Emphasize, lament) What is wonderful for me as a blind person ... (Deeply immersed in memories) Last year at this time, I was still busy posting Spring Festival couplets and setting off firecrackers. Now ... (Pause) My wife is busy alone, and the whole person is busy and stupid. It's all my fault (beating my chest) ... well, considering that my eyes are so blind, it's better for a lame man to live in the world than to die ... (Dad is sitting in a chair and secretly sad, but it's on his daughter)

Daughter: Dad, who made you angry again? (Seeing that Dad hasn't had breakfast yet) Hey! Why didn't you have this breakfast? Will the daughter come to feed you?

Dad: (shaking his head and putting the bowl on the table) I, I … (trying to stand up and sit down) Alas … (sighing heavily)

Daughter: Dad, are you bored at home? Later, I'll take you out to play. ...

Dad: (Conditional refusal, stuttering) No, no, I, I'm not going out. How can I meet people now, dad? (Stand up and walk back)

Daughter: (I understand and feel sad, tears welled up in my eyes and shouted) Dad ... (Dad paused when I heard this) Would you please not do this? You will suffocate yourself by staying at home like this! (The daughter sighed sadly and helped her father back to the table and sat down. )

Dad: (lovingly stroking her daughter's head and giving a long sigh) Dad is a basket case now, and I am dragging you and mom down. ...

Daughter: (squatting beside her father, beating her legs and enlightening her father) Dad, you are not lame. You can't lose heart just because you can't see your eyes. You can't lose confidence in life because of an accident! Besides, all your accidents are not your responsibility? Dad, stop blaming yourself. If there were no squibs, wouldn't it be all right if uncle blaster went to check the guns?

Dad: Son, you don't understand. You can't blame Uncle Blast! Is it dad's problem? Alas ..... Dad wouldn't let him check the gun, and he was punished ... I was the monitor at that time, and the production task was very tight. In order to push your luck, you didn't put safety first! That day, the gun just rang, and the blaster insisted on checking it, but I stopped him. I also casually said: now that the production task is so heavy, don't check the gun. There is no problem without checking once. So before the gun smoke dispersed, I walked right in the face. Accidentally ... I chose my life, but my eyes are blind. Alas! It wasn't the dumb gun that ruined me, but I ruined myself because I broke the rules ... (I regret it)

Daughter: (Nodding understandingly and saying sensibly) Dad, it's over, there's still a long way to go! Be strong for mom and me! Don't worry, my daughter will study hard and be admitted to the university. I will take good care of you and my mother for the rest of my life. ...

Dad: Alas! But since my accident, our home is not like a home! Your mother is busy taking care of me and has to go to work. My mother is hard! Dad owes you a lot ... son, dad knows that since he lost his sight, his temper has become very bad and violent. Sometimes he loses his temper with you for no reason. I want to control it, but I can't ... Do you blame Dad?

Daughter: Dad, my daughter understands how you feel. How can she blame you? (Suddenly remembering something) Hey! Dad, you know what? Recently, our mine youth league Committee carried out a safety activity. Each of our primary school students wrote a letter of safety encouragement to our father, and our daughter won an award. ...

Dad: (happily) Show it to Dad ... (Daughter takes out a letter from her schoolbag and hands it to Dad) Read it to Dad ...)

Dad: (suddenly realizing that he can't see anymore) Son, you'd better read it to me. ...

Daughter: (glancing at dad distressfully) Warm. ...

(Music: light music, sad tunes)

Dear Dad:

Today, the uncle of the Youth League Committee asked us to write a letter of safety encouragement to dad, asking him to pay attention to safety at work and go to work safely. But my father can never go back to work. Ruthless gunfire blinded his eyes and took away his old laughter. My father, who loves to talk and laugh, has a bad temper and sometimes sighs. All the burdens in the family fell on his mother's weak shoulders, and her mother lost weight ... Think about before, my parents took my hand to play in the park on Sunday; When spring comes, my father will take me to fly kites. When I encounter problems in my homework, my father will guide me patiently ... but now there is no laughter at home, my competitive father doesn't want to go out, and my mother often cries secretly alone ... I hate that squib, which blinded my father's eyes. I blame my father, too Why do you forget about safety, why don't you obey the safety rules, and why do you violate the rules? .. I hope so. Dad, my daughter also wants you to be a strong person in life. Don't always stay at home. Let your daughter take your hand and go out bravely, okay? Dad, mom loves you! Daughter loves you! ..... (Dad couldn't listen any longer and sobbed ...)

Daughter: (Daughter stops reading letters to her father when she hears him crying) Dad, don't cry. It's all because her daughter is not sensible and should not read this letter, which makes you sad again. ...

Dad: Son, dad is not sad, but happy! Dad, I'm glad to see you really grow up! I feel sorry for you and mom, but I must be right in the future ... I want to live a good life for you. ...

Daughter: I think I have to read this letter at the mine safety meeting, but I'm afraid I'll make my father unhappy? Hey, dad, uncle of the Youth League Committee wants us to study at the mine safety meeting.

Dad: This is. ...

Daughter: Dad, you don't want me to go, do you?

Dad: Alas! no ...

Daughter: Dad, I know you are the best. You didn't give in to the disaster caused by the accident. I also know that you are secretly learning to take care of yourself and groping to help your mother with the housework. Remember the first time you cut vegetables and cut your hands? (Daughter fondles her father's hand affectionately) ... (briefly immersed) Dad, I know you want to reduce the burden of the accident on your mother, and you also know that the accident has brought misfortune to your family. Of course, you don't want to see similar accidents happen again ... Dad, let every uncle miner learn your lesson, for their wives and children, and for the happiness of every family. ...

Dad: Son, it's not that Dad doesn't want you to go. I'm afraid you will think of me like this when you face uncle miners and see my colleagues, you will be stabbed and you will cry sadly! (Dad holds his daughter's shoulder and walks slowly to the front of the stage) But for the safety of our mine and the happiness of thousands of families in Qian Qian, Dad supports you to go, hoping to accompany you personally ... (Music: Dick and Cowboy, "How much love can come back") How much love can come back and how many dreams can wait. ...

(Facing the audience) I will bravely go out and wake up everyone's safety awareness with the painful price I paid. I believe that I am facing not only everyone's sympathy for me, but also a safe voice! (curtain call)

Miners blind date

(Wang Xiaohu Bai): My name is, and I just turned 25 this year. Miners' wives are hard to find. Nowadays, girls are of high quality. No house, no car, run when you see a white face. Why? Afraid I'll get leukemia. I'm afraid this white face will scare people away Yesterday, I sunbathed for three hours, applied a thick layer of tanning cream and made a little Chanel Allure (Chanel perfume: the charm of Allure). Original price 300, discount 15. Hey! But I didn't expect to meet a man who robbed the old lady's bag just now, so we just showed up a little, and that's it. I was going to meet a net friend. Look at me. What should I do?

(Zhou Shuangbai): Left-handed newspaper, right-handed flower. My mother, please don't be him. (Wang Bai Snickers): White T-shirt and jeans, wow, beautiful! Is it cool? ! (Shuangbai): Your screen name is foreigner?

(Wang Bai is ecstatic): Cool!

(surprised): crooked ... crooked ...

Wang Bai: It's really you. Thank you for waiting!

(White Double): Soon, just two hours.

(Wang Bai): Sorry, I was busy just now.

(White Double): What's the matter? You can't keep a lady waiting for two hours for a big event. If we haven't spoken for two years, I won't wait for you.

(Wang Bai): Sorry, sorry. My name is Wang Xiaohu. Your name?

(White Double): My name is Zhou Shuang.

(Wang Bai): Do you have any hobbies besides surfing the Internet?

(white double): No.

(Wang Bai): Is there anything new in the unit?

(white double): No.

(Wang feels that something is wrong, and his mind turns, and his mind comes to mind): Have you eaten?

(white double): No.

(Wang Bai): Didn't you bring a smiling face today?

(white double): No.

(Wang Bai Snickers): What? Are you not satisfied with me?

(Shuang feels that he has gone too far, so he changes his attitude): So what other hobbies do you have besides surfing the Internet?

(Wang Bai): I like writing poems. Why don't I show it live

(Zhou Shuang gives Wang Xiaohu an incredible white look)

Wang Bai: You are the rose in my heart.

(White Double): I think his hairstyle looks like honeycomb briquette.

(Wang Bai): You are the scenery in my eyes.

(White Double): His face looks as if it has just been touched by electricity.

(Wang Bai): Ah! You are the goddess of my dreams.

(White Double): Let's see, does this whole thing feel like a kitchen god?

(Wang Bai): I said, how can you hurt me?

(White Double): Originally. I can guess your occupation from your image. Can you believe it?

(Wang Bai): Impossible. I still don't believe it.

(White double): His face is black and his hair is messy. He is either a beggar or running around underground.

(Wang Bai): Hey! I said you have bright eyes and white teeth. Why are you so mean?

(White Double): Am I right?

(Wang Bai): It's true that I am a miner, but you can't insult miners like this. Besides, I'm not the coal miner you said. We are glorious silver miners. I am proud, I am proud (I always bend my elbow forward and swing my other arm back, making unremitting progress).

(Cool question): Originally. The miners in the well are just like you. Come on, let me ask you something. Do you have a room?

(Wang Bai): Yes.

(Bai Shuang hurriedly): Where is it? How many rooms and halls are there? What kind of apartment? Chaoyang or shady? ……

(Wang stops quickly): My parents'. Reconstruction of single building in original mining area.

(Glancing at Wang coldly): Do you have a car?

(Wang Bai): Yes.

(Cool question): What kind of car? How many years have you been driving? How about fuel consumption? ……

(Wang takes the lead): Permanent brand bicycle, two-wheeled automatic transmission, super fuel-efficient, and it doesn't consume any oil when driving in Wan Li. Only two rounds less than Big Ben. The best choice of affordable housing.

(Angry after hearing this): Then why did you come here to kiss? (completed)

(Wang is speechless, then the phone rings): Alas, Li Ge. What? The man you introduced me to promised to see me? Okay, okay, okay. Park? Half past three? It's three twenty. It's okay. I'll be there on time. Oh, oh, oh, black T-shirt and jeans? Okay, okay, okay. I'll find her. (Get off when calling)

(Cool): Why do you think I'm so unlucky? People say that miners are of low quality. Look at the one I just met. The unkempt man came, who knows that he came down from the well without taking a bath. Is it crazy to live with such a person? I hope this one introduced by my cousin's second aunt and third aunt is not like that one just now.

(Wang runs and stands on the stage to look at his watch): OK, it's ten seconds to three thirty. Black T-shirt jeans, black T-shirt jeans, black T-shirt jeans ... My bed feet are shining with such bright light.

(surprised): What are you doing here?

(Wang Bai): Gee, no wonder people say that a woman can change her face faster than her clothes.

(Cool Anger): What did you say?

(Wang Bai): Nothing, miss. Tell me about your next blind date.

(Shuang Yi): Why should I sue you?

(Wang Bai): If it's still such a coincidence, I won't come, so as to avoid unnecessary violence!

(cool anger): you!

(At this point, Zhou Shuang's cell phone rings. )

(White Double): Hello, Officer Zhang, hello. Wait a minute, okay, okay. Do you have his contact information there? I want to thank him. Ok, you send me his mobile phone number. Thank you.

(Wang Bai): No, the third blind date started so soon.

(White Double): Lao Yao, I will take care of you. I have work to do. I'm leaving.

(Wang Xiaohu is confused and shocked)

(Double dial): Hello.

(Wang's phone rings at the same time): Hello.

(White Double): Hello, are you Mr. Wang?

(Wang Bai): And you are?

(Bai Shuang): I am the daughter of the aunt you saved today. Thank you today! I want to thank you in person. Is it convenient for you?

(Wang feels something is wrong. He looked back at Zhou Shuang, who was on the phone not far away. ): Yes, where are you?

(White Double): Oh, I'm in the park. Tell you what, where are you now? I will go there.

(Wang Bai): No, I ... I was in the park, too.

(Zhou Shuang looks back in surprise): Mr. Wang? !

(Wang Bai): Alas!

(They go to Taichung, surprised each other, and turn around in the same place. )

(white double): 1

(Wang Bai)

(white double): 3

(Wang Bai): 5

(Bai Shuang): Did you just save an old man?

(Wang Xiaohu nods)

(Bai Shuang): Send the injured old man to the hospital for dressing?

(Wang Xiaohu nods)

(White Double): Also cooperate with the police to catch thieves?

(Wang Xiaohu nods)

(White Double): Why didn't you say so earlier!

(Wang Xiaohu nods, which is reflected in white): You didn't give me a chance to say it either.

(White Double): Oh, I really should thank you. If it weren't for you today, my mother wouldn't know what to do. She wants to invite you to dinner at home.

(Wang Bai): Nothing, nothing. I didn't do anything.

(I am embarrassed): Actually, it's my fault. I saw you slovenly today. You used to be biased against miners, so ... don't blame me.

(Wang Bai): Nothing. I am well prepared, but my plan can't keep up with the changes. So I made you laugh today. But I have to talk about your prejudice against miners. Although the appearance of our miners is not very suitable for the audience, their hearts are great, their hearts are broad, and they work hard and are willing to work, which is definitely a cow dung choice for many flowers.

(Bai Shuang): Well, I understand today's events.

(Wang Bai): Some people say that our miners are of low quality. That was before. Now the mine attaches great importance to personnel training. We should learn all kinds of knowledge, and we may have less spare time and make slow progress. But if someone helps, then ... (Wang Xiaohu is embarrassed to pick her finger and nod)

(White Double): So let's help each other in the future?

(Wang Bai): Hmm. Cool!

(White Double): Ah!

(They are intoxicated and embarrassed. )

(Wang Bai): Cool!

(White Double): Ah!

(Wang Bai): Cool!

(White Double): Ah!