Talk about the humor of friends circle during the isolation period.

Living among these precious people, the sun is strong and the water waves are gentle. The following is the humor that I compiled in my circle of friends during the isolation period. Let's take a look!

1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

2. Whether you are doing well or not is unknown to others, but as soon as you gain weight, everyone will know.

3. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early or get up early.

4. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

5. At the same age as a flower, it has grown into a fleshy one.

6. I was blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

7. During these days of being isolated at home, I learned several specialty dishes.

8. Whether I pay attention to the image depends on our relationship.

9. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

1. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

11. Fate makes you lose a big wave, and in the end it will definitely give you a big wave.

12. The highest state of boredom, with the TV on, the mobile phone pressed, chewing snacks and looking at the computer.

13. It costs a lot of money to attend classes in primary schools, pens to attend classes in junior high schools, brains to attend classes in senior high schools, and college classes.

14. My future is not a dream. My future is nightmares!

15. If fate catches you by the throat. You scratch your fate and your armpit.

16. Now the flower heart. Because I worked harder than anyone else.

17. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

18. I'm not familiar with Wu Bai. His brother 25 knows me very well.

19. Although we have never met, you must be safe.

2. There are three mines in our home, door frames, window frames and eye sockets. Would you like to stay with me?

21. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

22. It turns out that the traffic is crowded and the people are safe.

23. "The world is so big, I want to go out and have a look!" "The wallet is so small, how much can you read?"

24. The best partners in women's synchronized diving are mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. They can always fall into the water at the same time.

25. My mother always thinks that I will starve to death tomorrow when I am isolated at home, but I don't know that I am gaining at least two pounds of meat every day.

26. In senior three, I went to the bank to get a card, and the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I filled in was rectangular.

27. I heard that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really hard to turn against each other with big faces.

28. What do you need a woman for these days? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

29. There is not a winter that cannot be crossed, and there is not a spring that cannot come.

3. I've been single for a long time. Even when I cook jiaozi and see two of them sticking together, I have to separate them with a shovel.