Very funny photo of the subject, witty copy of the ugly photo of the subject (selected 29 sentences)

1, it seems that the armor is suddenly lost and the weakness suddenly disappears.

The best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love you like a child.

I like you, your eyebrows and your temper, not you.

4, please remember that I am a cold person, please don't be confused by my constant * *.

5. The most familiar stranger in my life is this, the self after P picture.

6. Why there are little fat cows and little fat sheep when eating hot pot, but there is no little fat pig, because little fat pigs eat little fat cows and little fat sheep around the table.

7. People who are better than you are also working hard. What's the use of your efforts?

8. I used to rely on my face to eat, and I almost starved to death before giving up.

9. Don't think that God is torturing you. In fact, God doesn't care about you at all.

10, hello everyone. Please get ready.

1 1, God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and you seized it.

12, I can feel you by my side in all warm places.

13. Open your mouth is your name, and close your eyes is your appearance.

14, may the years look back and grow old with deep affection.

15, my mother actually asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beautiful woman.

16, what is a temperament girl? Small print on the chest, small expression on the face ...

17. In this world, the green hills are burning with stars, and the spring breeze and evening breeze are coming, but the stars between your eyes can't be reached.

18, when I was a child, I was most afraid of dreaming that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up but found the toilet.

19, goodbye to the big forest, I was entangled in a crooked neck tree.

20. You make all the love stories in the world meaningful, and you let me collect the pieces scattered around the world again.

2 1. Why do you want to sleep as soon as school starts? Because school is where dreams begin.

22. There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out. I'm afraid they will regret having someone.

23. You have love and I have your wife.

24. Where you are, the weather is sunny and everything is lovely.

25, everyone likes to be with you, in order to show their good looks.

26. Life is too stressful. I hope you can call me handsome.

27. Since I met the girl, I began to disperse the Milky Way in winter.

28. If I am young and promising and don't feel inferior, my husband must have many.

29. Zombies open your mind and leave in disappointment, but dung beetles passing by shines at the moment!