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Humorous sentences of upland rice people

Actually, I'm a little excited about you. It's just that rice is very important and there is no time to talk about it.

2. Food is nature. Chew it quietly and enjoy it gently. It is very attractive.

Punching in to lose weight failed on the first day and lost to food.

I can't fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal.

You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep, but all you need to wake me up is a dry meal.

6. Humans are never alone, and they are on the road of no return.

7. Dry the food in the canteen completely and let others have nothing to do.

We will cook quietly and starve everyone.

There is no bad food, only a strong dry rice man.

Dry rice, eat healthy vegetables today, I won't eat without health.

Those who don't eat go to the women's group, and those who can only cook food like me can only join the US group.

12. Live in vain, die in vain, and struggle for life in vain.

13. There is no object, but dry food is always better than others.

14. The king of teaching difficulties, the king of canteen dry rice, and the king of off-campus express delivery company, drink a cup of milk tea every day.

It's difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to cook 8 bowls of rice, all you need is a word and I'll treat you to dinner.

16. If you keep cooking, there is nothing you can't catch up with. Come on, Cook!

17. In the rest of my life, only chopsticks can keep me from letting go.

18. Q: What is your core competitiveness? A: Kill everyone's meals.

19. For gourmets, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.

20. I want to go to the gym. The wind is so strong that it blows to the hotpot restaurant.

2 1. Those who don't eat have joined the women's group. You can only join the group and do nothing.

22. Migrant workers are also dry people, but they can only grow up if they eat well.

If I don't have this mouth, Ferrari will get it.

24. Nothing can't be solved by dry rice. If so, cook two meals.

25. come on Dry rice man! Go to work every day Shouldn't you be fat if you eat too many snacks?

Don't ask me where I am, just say which canteen I am in.

27. doze off after class, lightning wolf in the canteen, everyone is a rice man!

If I don't have this mouth, Maserati will get it.

29. Be a high-energy gourmet and pursue a higher realm!

30. I will cook a good meal on a stinking day.

Welcome everyone to share delicious food. I hope everyone will have a good time in this big family.

Heroes don't talk about the source, and beautiful women don't talk about the weight.

33. Eat vegetables, join the group, and be the owner. If you can't join the group, add the group owner to pull you into the group.

34. A beautiful woman's first happiness is a dry meal, and the rest are icing on the cake.

Life is just a bowl of noodles, and life is beautiful because of a bowl of noodles.

Three, six, dry rice people! Great appetite! A big mouth world!

37. doze off in class, dry meals in the canteen, express delivery outside the school, and drink a cup of milk tea every day.

38. There is no bad canteen, only a strong dry rice man.

39. I want to play with people with similar families. Do you want to have dinner together?

40. The desert is deserted and smoky, and it's not too late to have dry meals. The river flows into the sea, and the canteen is the strongest.

4 1. I have to do something to cover this stinking mess on myself.

42. For gourmets, nothing can't be saved by a bowl.

43. As long as you continue to eat dry food, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, fuck the man!

Even simple food has its own soul, and there are many flavors in life that cannot be copied.

45. A dry rice man, a dry rice soul, a dry rice man must eat in a basin.