Seek all the classic lines of Degang Guo in cross talk romance.

Ahem is not just a charge ~ many cross talks are made up, but this is true. It almost killed me. The wild animals in the mountains fly in the clouds, the cattle and sheep on the land are alive on the seabed, the monkey head has bird's nest and shark wings, and the bear's paw has scallops and deer's tail tips! Throw away your cheeks and open your back teeth. Food is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like wind and clouds, like being thrown into a box. Regardless of the law, I will kill him. Don't even like the slag river? You forgot your roots! ! ! I've been an artist for more than a week ~ ~ ~ Six grenades for one dollar, and I'll throw you one hundred first! Pancakes and steamed bread are good for cross talk with rice! Advocating truth, goodness and beauty, musk and upright English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... It's not far from swearing with Eight-Nation Alliance now. If you have an old man in your family, you can go back and ask-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, hooligans all knew martial arts, and no one can stop thanking God for giving me a room full of tricks. I'm doing your business. I want to manage rice, four dishes and one soup. Pepper and potato shreds, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor, and cucumber patties. Let's talk about one more when the rice is enough. What are we talking about? Say something practical. Yu Qian is a good man. No matter how you deal with people or do business on stage, tell the truth, bah! ..... No, just a bug came in ... Yu Qian, what a corner kick! It's funny ... It's okay. What do you care? Did I tell you? I can't do this with you! What's your name? Don't tell me. If you want to die, I'll bury it. I don't often see people who don't know Yu Qian when the legal system is in progress. Anyone who has never eaten pork and said cross talk should work hard. I am sweating. You see people don't sweat. People are sweating. This year we will give him an "art third anniversary celebration". We want Yu Qian to commit suicide to thank the world ... Yu Laoqian, Yu Shaoqian, Yu Zaiqian, Yu Huanqian ... you worship me! You worship me. You're already human. Naoren is like a pine nut, opening a bowl of stew. Thank you for your encouragement! This can't be done. This ...................! I was wrong! I was wrong. Do something for me! What a good boy Jing Li is! I'm glad many people came. Did all these troublemakers donate money to God 7? I earn more from fighting than from sailing. From today on, I will never eat lobster again! I thought you bought this wig for processing. Oh, it's true. This young man looks like an actor ... since everyone likes it, I'll tell you another one ~ ~ ~ Why don't I remember saying one? Let's not lose heart! ! One or two beers, four nuts, etc ... I'm a second-hand scientist. I haven't eaten for days. Everyone looks like pancakes, pancakes, steamed bread and rice. That thing is a country with beautiful scenery and spring-like seasons-Tongxian and Baoding ... From a botanical point of view ... let's put two dates first. It's all cakes. You're crazy. You're dead. (Go) Why don't you come here and think about beauty? Your expression is quite happy. I am still young. Please forgive me. How do I know this? Go to 300, whether Jin Yong or the wife of the American embassy will use 300 to hire ten people wearing red hoops. I scold the guests every day for what they are told to do. Why don't you argue about a hundred dollars? Performing for you is Jing Li, the little leader of Beijing School ... There are always more than 1000 pieces of traditional cross talk. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left ... nobody cares, so I won't hear it when I go to the garden tomorrow! I'm talking about maids: bituminous coal, wintersweet, apricots, honeycomb briquettes, and that big girl, who started to jingle around, "Dada reached another ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" I'm the representative of Yujie Bingqing! I am a chaste woman, a professional chaste woman! "In this appreciation program of Tang poetry and Song poetry ... know the women on the kang, know the shoes on the kang, and practice holding the bicycle to bid farewell to the duke first. It's not easy to be serious when you touch each other. If I want to get some money, I must get old. My two sons are mentally and physically ill, and many people talk little. I'm glad there are fewer beggars backstage, and Li Wuxian of the big eye team has crossed the ocean. These three immortals confuse people living in Taiwan Province Province ... If it is 105, there will be no car for cross talk. Very good! Promote truth, goodness, beauty, musk and righteousness. What is peacekeeping? Keep peace. Where is CSI? Too old to keep the peace! Corporal James, the five-star general, refused to close his eyes ~ ~ ~ and planted you in the garden! Sometimes I say something wrong, and I can do it again later! Beautiful, with a beard like Zhang Fei. Science is a very rigorous thing. Scientists who want to get shameless and skilled women (prostitutes) at the Spring Festival Gala. Thousands of years of study and tempering will bring you temporary joy and intoxication. This is the lack of houses, cars, money and morality in Quyi. Today, I beg for food in English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... My family lives in a country with beautiful scenery and spring-like seasons-Tong Xian said that when a woman is beautiful, she said, "That face looks like me-a little thinner than me." With the continuous efforts of our actors, the bloomers are finally lost. It's interesting here! "The old man has a spacious belly! A palm-wide heart-protecting hair with hairtail tattooed on its chest, leaving no master here, only its own place; I won't leave you anywhere. I'll vote for the railway. No, you, why, alas, I was so worried when I walked. Alas, there was a question mark in front of me, and Liu Bei jumped up. Alas, a mushroom appeared and ate it, and Liu Bei grew taller. Further on, there is a question mark. When touched, a flower will appear. After eating the flowers, Liu Bei raised his hand and "toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot" to shoot bullets! Tortoise with wings will come here. We don't give newspapers, so we have to take two seats. Looks like a car accident scene; I make you happy; Give two pounds of mutton to drink; This is also the first person in ancient and modern times. I have flying wisdom! As thin as a goat. " Can I move it for you? Ah! .. I'll move it! I got it. I'll move it! Let me move it for you! .. I'll move it! ..... ""More than 10,000 foreign guests are waiting in the alley ... "Completely smash the dream of burning donkey meat. If you want to die, I will bury it! There is only one tooth left. Eat lotus root and cook jiaozi. The jade emperor squatted at the door, holding garlic. You are in good health! Start living for another two months. No problem. I thought the carburetor was broken. I didn't know my ankle was loose until I checked it. I went to prisons and juvenile detention centers. I can't find four plates on your desk. Open the first one. Oh! Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! The third one opens, peanuts, no vinegar. The fourth looked at it. A plate of vinegar has the strength to unload by the river. I made a fortune long ago. I can't stand holding this book "Jin Ping Mei" ~ A steak, no beef, I love onions, put more onions and eat apples by the pool. I like cleanliness. Take a bite, rinse, and bid farewell to the white clothes that come and go like the wind these days. At the age of 85, I resolutely put on a wig and went secular. Generally speaking, Friday is a noisy day. Later, they all said that our whole head was stewed in the northeast ... it was a love affair, and it was pork and pork. It's almost May Day. Busy, busy, golden bell jar, iron underpants. Let's speak Beijing dialect well! ? Hey-what an interesting old man! I should have shot him twice! I don't sell it in a hair salon, I buy it in a hair salon! Cloning requires skill. What skills? That's the procedure. The procedure prepares a big white porcelain jar, takes a rag to dry it inside and outside, then draws 500 Jin of oil first, and I ... my gross weight is only 100 Jin, then puts a photo of Zhang Wenshun, puts a pair of glasses next to it, covers it, presses the cooking stall to find pancakes, and spends a dollar to buy a bottle of mineral water, and then spits, which is fake! What happened to the water? Watermelon for one dollar is water. If you weigh it on time, you have to consult someone to wear a fox fur coat in summer. You don't wear clothes and obey the law. You are depressed. Riding a mule harms others, is honest and fair, and is hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, and there are many people who kill and set fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said-no way. Smoking fake cigarettes, drinking fake wine, watching fake balls, listening to fake songs, wearing fake brand names and wearing fake hoods. Turtles are real in the world, also called turtles. After birth, eunuch (generation) ~ ~ moonlight in front of the window, will it have frost? I looked up and found it was moonlight. I'm Guo Degang! If you want a hamburger, wrap a piece of paper and open it. Want to eat crabs, uncover them; Want to drink milk, pull a steamed bread ... everyone looks like a sesame seed cake. I am richer than them. I eat Daoxiao Noodles, Lamian Noodles, beef noodles and instant noodles. I have been an artist for so many years. Governors love noodles, such as Lamian Noodles, Lamian Noodles and Daoxiao Noodles. Let's just say that he likes noodles anyway. In the big round-backed chair where you asked the fat man to sit, all your meat was stuffed into the empty seat of the chair, all stuffed. Now you drag the chair down from a stop. Touts an enter a door, the governor looked up, "hey, I was looking for you. Today I want to discuss state affairs with you. " Hearing this, the touts were all happy. The guards have never done this. "Excuse me, my Lord, what's the big deal? ""Yesterday, I invented another child. "Your marriage is unfortunate! Married twice in middle age, the first time the woman was taken back by her master; That woman became the daughter-in-law of your apprentice for the second time. It takes a lot of effort to say cross talk, and I'm sweating. You see others (Yu Qian) don't sweat. The sweat of the people raised the immortal who was tired of digging rivers in the back of the ugly emperor and wrote a line on the ground-I must succeed in the back of the ugly emperor-I wish you success-you are wrong! -nonsense, this is called robbery! Sprite with gun bottle, lighter with gun. When you arrive at Tiananmen Square, you shout, "I want to practice!" " "At her age, at my age, she won't listen to anything she says. She was crushed to death by her tongue Jumping into the Yellow River won't wash it off. I have to take care of this (face) Degang Guo: Brother, I hope the world will be peaceful, the people will live and work in peace and contentment, and there will be no war, okay? God thought about it. Let's tell the truth about this difficulty. I'm not that creative, really, really. I won't tell you anything else. Can you change it? Let's discuss something else. I brought a photo of Li Jing when I touched my body. Brother, look at this. This is my other disciples-Jing Li. He looks very cold and can't find anyone. Please make him more beautiful. God: (thinking) Let's talk about world peace (tearing up photos) Degang Guo: Hey, why did you tear up photos? I don't agree. I don't agree. Why tear it? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits! There is a man on the ground and a watch in the sky, corresponding to it. Good people turn slowly, bad people turn fast. What about Jing Li? Not here, oh, be a fan in the house of god. I am Degang Guo, a student of Degang Guo, a non-famous crosstalk performer in China. I salute my parents. Now there is a TV show, and the actress has to sleep with the male director. I am cruel (what are you cruel about? ). Where are our actors? Female directors really kills me too little ~ ~ eyebrows, big eyes and black charcoal. She has no beard, but she looks like Zhang Fei. The Complete Poems of Mr. Guo Dingtian will be born with boldness, arrogance, autumn water, Yanling knives, wind blowing, drums, mountains and rivers, thunder and lightning, flags, the sun and the moon, and the sky is high. Can the ants in Kirin's original cave escape from Taiping? When I get back, my husband and I will solve the problem of keeping wolves as dogs, and the house will be in jeopardy. Soon the crow will be painted for nothing, and Huang Lian will be saved. "Jinshan bamboo shadow in one thousand, the cloud locks high, and the water flows naturally. Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls. As far away as Hubei, three thousand miles. As far as sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River. The beautiful scenery can't be seen for a while. Fortunately, there is a trip in the illustrated world. " -Qianlong Degang Guo "Lushan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, Yunsuo peak water flow. Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls. There are 3,000 borders in the northwest of Yao Lu, and there are millions of states in the southeast. The scenery is endless, and I am lucky to have the opportunity to come again. " -Zhu Yuanzhang "Castle Peak Songying for a thousand years, the cloud locks the peak water. Wan Li River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls. Looking three thousand miles in the north of Saibei, sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River are nearsighted. The beauty is endless, and the lucky opportunity will come again. " -Kangxi "Longchuan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, Yunsuo peak flowing water gurgling, Wanli Yangtze River floating jade belt, a bright moon rolling golden balls. Looking from a distance to the northwest, there are 3 thousand borders, which are unstoppable in the twelve States of the south of the Yangtze River. Good scenery can't be seen for a while, and lucky opportunities will come again. " -Dead vines, old trees, faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken people are in the hospital.