Self-deprecating and humorous woman sentences talk about mood [essence]

Self-deprecating and humorous female sentences talk about mood (I) 1. People will inevitably change when they grow up, but there are always things they don't like, things they don't like, and things they like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

Almost there. If it really comes to an end, I hope to be with you at the last second.

3. Sensitive people love to entertain foolish ideas, while soft-hearted people love to ask for it.

Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.

6. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

7. If you don't receive any news from me on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, please don't doubt our friendship, I'm just poor.

8. Hiding in a small building has become his own unity. Who cares what you like to write? The outside world is very cold, let it go, rain, snow, wind and frost have nothing to do with me!

9. How time flies! You will grow up another year, but your naive thoughts have never changed. Why are you so persistent and digging hard? Obviously there was no later.

10. One thing I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

1 1. I made a mistake ... this remorse in my heart! I completely forgot the most important point.

12. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.

13. I want to tell you about my childhood experience, but I can't find the opportunity; Behind my countless silences, I wanted to wait for your voice to ask, so I was embarrassed. When I think about it later, it's not that I don't have a chance, but that you don't want to hear and know.

14. What we are pursuing, for a long time, is like a joke to amuse ourselves.

15. I met the right person in the most absurd years, and there was no later ending after all.

16. Write a long poem with your name on it for the rest of your life.

17. We are often deceived by what we cling to; We are often hurt by whom we attach ourselves. So we should learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter. Whatever you lose, don't lose a good mood. Grasp your heart and make it clean, white and quiet. Letting go does not mean giving up, and persistence does not mean persistence.

18. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, just hold the wall.

19. I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental, and I really don't know how to make it up.

20. Those stories that make me hysterical are always other people's stories. I held back a lot of words, and then I didn't bother to say it. Many things are much more disappointing, and then they don't care.

There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Don't change your love because of other people's eyes, don't lose yourself because of living in other people's eyes, and don't be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something that you will regret for a lifetime.

22. I thought I had been so lonely and didn't like to stay, but later I found out that I had never been firmly chosen.

23. I eat and lose weight every day, and you say I have no perseverance.

24. I also want to wander all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

25. I don't care about the wonderful process, only about the satisfactory result.

26. Young man, get up early. Don't let time take away your ambition. Old, watching others' wealth blossom, alone.

27. I am the best actor in film and television, the best director in the actor industry, the most skilled screenwriter in the director industry, and the funniest comic dialogue in the screenwriter industry. You have to exert your comprehensive strength these days.

28. Even if the whole city falls tomorrow, let me love it until the last second.

29. If the person I like also likes me, then! Please pour a pot of cold water on me, because I must be thinking too much!

30. Shame, regret, regret, regret, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

3 1. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and you run out at night to scare ghosts.

32. It is very sad to leave, very sad, very self-blaming, and very helpless. But I am sadder, more self-blaming and more helpless. I have no choice at all.

33. It's no use being handsome before the law.

34. I just found out that after walking for so long, I was the only one who accompanied me to the end.

35. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

36. There are days in a month when I don't want to study.

37. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

38. No matter what kind of feelings you encounter, it is a kind of fate. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many feelings of right and wrong. It is great luck to understand and understand each other.

39. I was alone a long time ago, and I am still alone after a long time.

40. We have good facial features, but the only fly in the ointment is our mouth and face (wrinkles) and our mouth and face (acne).

Self-deprecating and humorous woman sentences talk about mood (Chapter 3) 4 1. If no one loves us, we won't love ourselves anymore.

42. Because I don't earn money, my girlfriend thinks I eat soft rice. I am angry, today's meal is very hard!

43. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

44. One of the worst moments in life is that after watching a wonderful movie, the screen turns black and you return to ordinary and boring real life.

45. Time will give you the harshest slap in the face and the best medicine. Go through it bravely. Nothing can make you back down.

46. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

47. Should I feel sorry for myself? I deserve it!

48. We are always travel-stained, hoping to complete all the roads in the shortest time, but this secular life is the longest journey in life.

49. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

5 1. It's like I'm drunk and I'm only 18 years old. -Li Zhi's pencil

52. The PE teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

Don't stand at a loss because of yesterday's sadness, don't say loneliness, don't say pain and don't blame yourself for the right path of your dreams.

54. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

55. A hero has no good wife, but a lazy man marries a flower branch.

56. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

57. Flowers bloom like clouds, and feasting is a fleeting time; Old feelings have faded; Very famous people are talking and laughing.

58. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Then when I got fat, I got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

59. After a long time, I found that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

60. Why do you want to be invisible? Because in this case, at least I can think that you didn't send it to me because I wasn't there.

Self-deprecating and humorous woman's sentence about mood (Chapter 4) 6 1. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

62. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, with blood and tears.

63. In the past, everyone always called me poor diaosi, short, poor and frustrated, short, fat and ugly. Today, I know that I can have a more appropriate name-dohihara!

64. I can't give up, and I can't give up, because everyone's contribution will make me feel guilty, but it will also spur me to keep climbing, so that I can live up to these heavy entrustment.

65. Live well, and every day there is a new blow.

66. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

67. Faith is meaningful only when it is trampled.

68. There are pits everywhere.

69. I am most afraid that you say good night to me, but tell another person that you can't sleep.

70. I 100% turned my head. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.

7 1. Once, a sister always asked me to help her install software, system, computer, debris and junk files. At first, I thought this girl was too stupid, but now I know that I am too stupid.

There are too many unreasonable things in this world. The bathtub is finished, and I have to take a bath. —— Zhou Yunzhe

73. It's a joke to discover the lofty aspirations of the past now.

74. The previous question about children was: Mom, how did children come into being? Now the children's question is: Mom, how can we not have children?

75. I am a professor who doesn't sit on the stage. I always leave after class. ...

76. The heart is full of sunshine, and the place where the sun shines is desolate.

77. This is the last time I cry and laugh.

78. "Guilty" people regard him as a necessary word to apologize. Guilt is both a kind of regret and a kind of introspection.

79. After all, people will grow up, and years will peel off the amber skin, so that the hard body that can resist the secular can break out of the cocoon and vent its strength to the world with a fierce attitude, venting its aggressive youth.

80. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

Send humorous and self-deprecating sentences to friends.

A humorous and self-deprecating sentence was sent to a circle of friends. 1. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am a ramble on the south.

Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

I am a professor who doesn't sit on the stage. I always leave after class. ...

5. Life has not cooked you. Do you think you are an asshole?

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent. ...

7. If you are not good enough, don't laugh at others' light-An Xiaoling

8. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

9. Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.

10. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, just hold the wall.

1 1. I hope I am an iron man, without sadness, emotion and tears.

12. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat, so you got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

13. I thought I was always so lonely and didn't like to stay, but later I found out that I had never been firmly chosen.

14. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

15. Reasons for being single: liking someone; I like being alone now.

16. My meanness made a mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet, don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear, as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

17. Our love was a farce from the beginning.

18. I'm really sorry that you don't care, and I feel sorry for myself.

19. Money is a problem when a man is dumped; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

20. Two ramshackle houses; Someone who speaks with a southern accent and a northern accent.

A humorous and self-deprecating sentence was sent to a circle of friends. 2 1. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

22. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

23. My Excellence will not make me conceited, and I will not be conceited because of my greatness. I thought it was the only way to make a girl have a crush on me, but I haven't had any signs or clues so far.

I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

25. I am incompetent and can't make you like me.

26. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

27. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

28. How dare you lie to me? How dare I not believe you?

29. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

30. My proudest dignity was trampled by you, and I never regretted falling in love with you.

3 1. I don't want to hear what you said, and I can't understand what you said. If I knew, I wouldn't do it either. If I do, I will make mistakes, so I skip class every day.

We have been through so much, and all that remains is pain.

33. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".

34. "It's okay to laugh at yourself, but you haven't really loved anyone." -Lin Qiuli's tears. "

35. It's almost there. If it really comes to an end, I hope to be with you at the last second.

36. The most beautiful tacit understanding is that as long as he says a word of grass, I will make the bed silently.

37. There are too many unreasonable things in this world. The bathtub is finished, and I have to take a bath. —— Zhou Yunzhe

38. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

39. Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.

40. Don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!

Women often say self-deprecating and humorous sentences (80 selected sentences)

Women often say a self-deprecating and humorous remark-1. I just blame myself too much. This mistake is like a stone stuck in my heart and I can't digest it. As a victim, I have been so sincerely hoping for forgiveness and reconciliation. Why should I be so cold? Can one thing really overturn all your efforts? When and how can you put down this stone in your heart?

2. Smoking a cigarette shortens the life span by several seconds, while smiling will prolong the life span by several seconds, so every time I smoke a cigarette, I will smile and earn back a few seconds for my life.

I looked at my yesterday and lost my tomorrow.

One thing I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

I loved a girl, and we were entangled for a long time. Every day, we have to bicker and fight and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for him to be around me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave, but he must choose one to tell himself which mistake is more worth making.

6. The most beautiful tacit understanding is that as long as he says a word of grass, I will make the bed silently.

7. It is useless to be handsome before the law.

8. You said you were lonely, just like the long star that shone on thirteen state capitals a long time ago.

9. I am afraid of that kind of remorse, that kind of remorse and determination to give up drinking with a hangover every morning.

10. Sometimes I want to get close, but I want to keep a safe distance. I don't want to ruin a simple relationship and fascinate each other. Then I ran counter to it and found that I couldn't go back. In the end, I can only go my own way in remorse and regret.

1 1. Now there are only two people left, myself. If memory is an expression, I will treat you as a secret.

12. Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

13. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

14. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I am not even a loser. Oh, what a pity!

15. Guilt teaches people to face their mistakes again. Sometimes, guilt can awaken people's deep conscience.

16. Really happy? scold .......

17. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".

18. I 100% turned my head. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.

19. It's better if you buy me 10 cigarettes than if I go for one night.

20. I have experienced everything. Is it time for God to send someone near me?

A self-deprecating and humorous sentence that women often say 2: 2 1. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.

22. There are few dreams this year, so everyone must do well. Shi Hang

23. Japanese women ruined China men and Korean men ruined China women. How incisive this sentence is.

24. Don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

25. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

26. If the boss uses you, you are a talent; When not in use, it is layoffs.

27. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

28. I will probably never fall in love with anyone again in this life, because there is no skin for love at first sight and no patience for long-term love.

29. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

I regret not seeing me all my life, but I regret not seeing me all my life.

3 1. Facing the crowd in front of me, I want to cross and be smart. I know you're watching. It's fake. ...

I don't want to study for 30 days a month.

33. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not because she worked hard, but because her parents were white swans.

35. Sometimes, I dream that I'm full.

36. What is love for all beings? I think I should take care of myself first and not hurt others.

37. Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

38. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, all you need is an entertainment toy.

39. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

40. Because I don't earn money, my girlfriend thinks I eat soft rice. I am angry, today's meal is very hard!

Women often say self-deprecating and humorous sentences 3 4 1. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.

42. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

43. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

44. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what is called jealousy.

45. I want to tell you about my childhood experience, but I can't find the opportunity; Behind my countless silences, I wanted to wait for your voice to ask, so I was embarrassed. When I think about it later, it's not that I don't have a chance, but that you don't want to hear and know.

46. Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented!

47. It seems that after several generations of reincarnation, suddenly looking back, that person is behind her, where the sun rises, stopping to wait and never giving up.

48. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

49. The needle of ice pierced my soul, making me suffer from numbness forever. There are many ways to live. I haven't forgotten the flapping of my wings, I think. -I suddenly thought of her death, but immediately blamed myself and repented.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent. ...

5 1. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

52. What should I do if my chest is uneven?

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

54. When you stop yourself from thinking about someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

55. They called me BT and asked me to do CT. I am ET.

56. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

57. Sensitive people love to entertain foolish ideas, while soft-hearted people love to ask for it.

58. Inner desolation and despair cannot be leveled by time.

It is said that the wind is like a mother's hand, caressing us gently. Today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, screaming at the dead with its mouth open.

60. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing self-reproach.

Women often say self-deprecating and humorous sentences. Some girls are like lotus flowers. Some girls are like peony flowers, noble and elegant. Some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof. And you are fleshy.

62. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

63. What about loneliness? I'll take it!

64. Why do I love short hair? Because my long hair looks like a turtle swimming ashore, and it is covered with a lot of seaweed.

65. We are all lonely people, with masks on our faces and sadness in our hearts.

66. For a person who can't control his mouth and is too lazy to die, I am losing weight if I don't continue to gain weight.

67. I checked the balance in Alipay, the balance in the bank card, and the balance in WeChat. One thing is basically certain. I am a poor man.

68. I intended to pick the stars in the sky for you, but I thought about it. I can reach the stars, but I can't reach you.

69. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

70. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.

7 1. That ridiculous expectation and the rising radian of the corners of the mouth are really sad and self-deprecating.

72. "When you leave, I will bless you. You don't have to blame yourself or take it to heart. I am not fragile, let alone hurt. Anyway, I love you. "

73. I always feel like mud, and when it rains, it becomes mushy.

74. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...

What's wrong with being fat? No money. Why? It is non-mainstream. Why? So I will look up and show you that I am not only short and poor, but also ugly.

76. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life. Don't be too arrogant.

77. Regret and guilt fluctuate in my mind, and I can't sleep after tossing and turning this night.

78. Sorry, I can't stand your hot and cold. Please don't come to me when you are bored. That would make me redundant.

79. Does the moon bring me mood? Whether yesterday's sunshine can ignite the flame of love, the flame of my love still burns. Please give me a chance, let's regain the sweet time!

80. People will inevitably change when they grow up, but there are always things they don't like, things they don't like, and things they like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

The sentences describing self-mockery are humorous and profound.

The sentences describing self-mockery are humorous and profound-1. History is always strikingly similar. I was single this time last year. Ha, this year, too.

Forgive my indifference, I have no choice in the face of this world. .....

People who are "guilty" regard him as a necessary word to apologize. Guilt is both a kind of regret and a kind of introspection.

4. [How can I comfort you, so lost and remorse. ]

The most beautiful tacit understanding is that as long as he says a word of grass, I will make the bed silently.

6. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

7. You said you were lonely, just like the long star that shone on thirteen state capitals a long time ago.

8. Smoking a cigarette shortens life span by 5 seconds, and smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.

9. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

10. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

1 1. What can be solved with money is not a problem, but I am poor.

12. People will change from childhood to adulthood, but there are always some things, things I don't like, things I like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

13. You are confused, but you pretend to be great.

14. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

15. What I have done is so insignificant. But what I do is very important.

16. Don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

17. I lose weight every day except during meals, and you still say that I have no perseverance?

18. What is love for all beings? I think I just need to take care of myself first and not hurt others.

19. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat, so you got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

20. often blame yourself "if you regret it." People who regret doing something wrong also have reasons for poor planning and late thinking. Actually, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.

Humor lies deep in sentences that describe self-mockery. Living has become a burden, laughing has become a ridiculous role, and walking has lost its way, leaving only the shadow and me.

22. That ridiculous expectation and the rising radian of the corners of the mouth are really sad and self-deprecating.

23. Faith is meaningful only if it is trampled.

24. There are islands in the north and whales in the south.

25. As a female diaosi, my only pursuit is that people are thinner than cucumbers and their faces are thicker than soles.

26. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

27. Some people, some feelings, miss once, maybe they are wrong in this life.

28. Not all efforts can win each other's understanding. How can a person who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth is suffering with him?

29. Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.

30. In front of that winner, I will always be a loser.

3 1. Sometimes I want to get close, but I want to keep a safe distance. I don't want to ruin a simple relationship and fascinate each other. Then I ran counter to it and found that I couldn't go back. In the end, I can only go my own way in remorse and regret.

32. I let the person who tripped me never get up again. He who helps me up, I will never fall.

33. I often ask myself why I am more and more tolerant of vulgarization of culture. I often console myself. Maybe I have become tolerant as I get older, but now it seems that I am really degenerating.

34. There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left …

35. I am afraid of the remorse, self-blame and the determination to give up drinking with a hangover every morning.

36. What should I do if my chest is uneven?

37. In the past, everyone always called me poor diaosi, short, poor and frustrated, short, fat and ugly. Today, I know that I can have a more appropriate name-dohihara!

38. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

39. Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

40. It's never too late for a gentleman to get revenge-Fan Ju in the Warring States Period was the first person to suffer from procrastination on record.