What are some humorous sentences about breaking your leg?

1, today is really unlucky, the whole person is dizzy, not only scratched the car, but also fell and had a bad headache.

2. I went out for a picnic happily, and as a result, I fell halfway. It hurt. I was bleeding and crying.

3, fell, nosebleed sprayed all over!

4. In order not to be late in the morning, I fell down and the screen of my mobile phone broke a corner. I'm not in the mood to go to work all day, and social animals are miserable.

I just fell down in the office when the iron frame fell down. Fortunately, smallpox is still good, really lucky.