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The child helped the pregnant mother get up and said.

1, when I get through the pain of giving birth, I really don't owe anyone except my parents in my life.

2. The pain of giving birth. The pain of giving birth. After this period, no one will give you candy.

3. How difficult it is for a woman to get through the first trimester, the third trimester, the pain of having a baby, and then the pain of taking the baby.

4, the pain of pregnancy, the pain of giving birth to a baby, the hatred of the moon, and the tiredness of taking a baby. Don't persuade me to be generous without this experience. After all this, I don't want anyone's candy!

5, the difficulty of pregnancy, the pain of having children, the hatred of the moon, the pain of the baby. I guess I'm depressed before I survive these four robberies.

6. The pain of pregnancy, the pain of childbirth, the hatred of the moon, the fatigue of bringing a baby, the destruction of image and the change of body shape. Please don't persuade me to be generous. After this period, no one will give me candy.

7, the difficulty of pregnancy, the pain of betrayal, the injury of childbirth, and the pain of bringing a baby. I will remember all this, and feel very wronged today after these difficult days.

8. I have survived the pain of having children, the pain of taking care of children, and the most embarrassing years.

9. I thought I had survived the pain of confinement, the pain of giving birth to a child, and the itching for three years and seven years, that's all. But a lifetime is so long, why should I make do with it!

10, I survived the pain of pregnancy, the difficulty of opening my fingers and the pain of childbirth, but I couldn't survive the sadness of a person with a baby. They all said I couldn't cry for the next month, but I cried countless times.

1 1, I'm going home. These years of free life are finally over. Another three-year war with baby is coming. I hope that after three years of suffering, I can get the sweetness in the future.

12, when a person has experienced the pain of pregnancy, childbirth and the fatigue of taking care of children, after these difficult days, no one needs it, and a person lives well.

13, the pain of pregnancy in October, the pain of childbirth, the pain of breastfeeding, staying up late to take care of sick children, subsidizing living expenses, taking care of the baby, not socializing, some family members don't understand, and some people sarcastically scold me.

14, after the pain of bringing up two babies, I won't ask anyone for any candy! Silence is not because of lack of words, but because of inner emptiness.

15, the four paragraphs that women hate most: it is difficult to get pregnant; The pain of having a child; The pain of confinement; Tired of taking care of children! It is very difficult for women to live through the first trimester, the third trimester, the pain of giving birth to children and the pain of taking care of children.

16, before I got married, I went for happiness, but I didn't know that what was waiting for me was the pain of childbirth, the pain of my mother-in-law, the pain of bringing up a baby and the pain of raising.

17, what is waiting for me? Where did I get the courage to have a second child? The pain of childbirth, the pain of having a baby, the collapse of depression.

18, the most bitter time in a woman's life is the years when a person takes care of her baby. After the hardest time, no one will eat sugar from now on!

19, in recent years, no one should look down on anyone. Three years in Hedong and three years in Hexi, you will always come out. When I get through all the hardships, I will meet all the good things.

20. After two pregnancies and caesarean sections, will I still be afraid that it is difficult to bring a baby? Come on, hold on.

2 1, just out of the month, taking care of the baby alone, all kinds of sadness, but fortunately I have gradually adapted to this life, and now I have survived, and no one will give me candy in the future.

22. When my baby and I spend the hardest time, no one will give me candy. Do two things well in this life, take care of what I gave birth to and honor what I gave birth to!

23. The best marriage is not that you are responsible for making money to support your family, but that I am responsible for beauty, but that I know it is not easy for you to make money. You understand the pain of taking care of my baby and walk towards the life you want together, without betrayal.

24. The baby is born by himself, raised by himself and brought by himself. I survived. When I went to the toilet, I held the baby in one hand, cooked with the baby in the other and wolfed it down in the other. Nobody wants sugar.

25. It is not easy to take care of children's sufferings, their tiredness and their difficulties. Only I can understand them. When I get through these hardships, I don't care who gives me candy

26, through this winter, it is too painful to bring a baby in cold weather.

27. The child is growing up, and I feel that I have finally survived. Everything is worth it. The future is expected. Only I know the hard process of bringing up a baby, and I love myself all my life.

28. When my baby and I get through these years, I will burn the waves, wear the most expensive clothes, drink the strongest wine and shout it out. I finally got through it.

29. I really want to cry when I am sad, but I can see that the doll is holding back. After all these years, no one will give me sugar. I want to take care of the baby in my own way.

30. It is better to take the baby to work. I hope to go to work every day, go out early and return late, and I am most afraid of getting off work every day and having a holiday on weekends! Finally, I survived another devil weekend.

3 1, take good care of your baby and love yourself. Children need a happy mother, and the hard days will always pass. If you don't believe me, you've gone through a lot of hardships before you know it.

32. The style of dressing has changed now. I used to like clothes and personality, but now I like to wear casual and comfortable clothes. I don't know whether to take care of the baby or not. Let's get through these years.

33. Get through the pain of crashing the baby alone in the middle of the night and get out of the quagmire of depression and anxiety. Now, no one gives candy.

34. When my baby and I get through these years, I'll go to perm the waves, get my ears pierced, wear famous brands, drive a luxury car and travel alone. Drink the strongest wine. Don't look at anyone's face

35. I've had a hard few years with my baby, and I don't need anyone after I get through it.

36. I gave birth to my own belt, and I have done it. As the days go by, it is difficult for children to grow up.

37. Wait till I get through this time! I must drink milk tea! Drink it to death

38, women's four robberies: pregnancy is difficult, childbirth hurts, hate the moon, bring baby pain! I've tried robbery four times, and there's still plenty of time!

I brought my own, and I did it. Today's children go out without hugging, eating without feeding, sleeping without coaxing, and unconsciously get through the most difficult days.

40. Every time I am tired of bringing my baby to the brink of collapse, I will say to myself: I have worked hard for more than a year, and my child has grown too fast, and then I have always insisted on taking care of my child by myself.

4 1, taking care of the baby alone the next day: tired, very tired. Without the belief that I can lose weight, I'm afraid I won't last two months. Living monkeys are becoming more and more active.

42, a person with a baby is sometimes really crazy! I finally know how those postpartum depression came from.

43. Why do you have to take care of your children when you are sick? Because I'm a mother, it's as simple as that. Hit the floor. You have 10 thousand unreasonable reasons to refute, which can only make people feel ridiculous.

44. Taking care of the baby is very tiring, and sometimes it will collapse. Life is like taking care of a baby, getting better every day. After a tiring day, I still want to say that I love my husband and daughter before going to bed.

45. Sure enough, there are a lot of sadness and grievances in the process of giving birth to a child and raising a child. I can only take it out and cry in the dead of night. Other times, I have the last laugh.

46. As my son grew up, I finally realized the hardships and helplessness of a person with a child. When I was too busy, I fidgeted, I was uneasy about my son's poor care, and no one understood the helplessness, so tired that I collapsed.

47. Many people's fathers are just a show, and their children are brought up by single mothers. So, even if I really take care of the children alone now, there is no problem.

48. It is the mother's fault that the baby's suffering is not understood by others. Both the human body and the spiritual essence feel like they are going to collapse.

49. Mothers and babies grow up crying together. Sorry, baby, mom is not superman, maybe worse than you. Mom knows that you are wronged, just like when I was a child, when my mother was angry with me, I was also very sad.

50. It's really difficult to take care of children alone. I don't sleep every night, so tired that everyone becomes an old woman.

5 1, a person with children really collapsed, and to what extent, people who have never experienced it will never understand!

52, so tired! It breaks down like this every day. It's hard to take care of children recently. It's so tiring to take care of three children by yourself! Sometimes it's really hard.

53. Sometimes it's really tiring and makes people collapse, especially when one is taking care of children. My daughter can recognize people now, and only when she is asleep can she recognize me.

54. Only one person knows the hardships and sorrows of a person with a child. The woman is weak, and the mother is just a person with children. There is only one person who knows the joys and sorrows. Women are weak and mothers are just.

55. On the first day yesterday, I took the baby all day and cooked two dinners for three. Actually, I'm not very tired, just anxious.

56, bring your own children, which is sad, only you can understand, even if you are by my side, you will not understand!

57. A person with a baby is often a feeling of being out of the social vacuum. Feelings only exist to take care of children.

Taking care of the baby is the most tiring job in the world, especially sleeping at night and finding a new aunt tomorrow. I feel dizzy!

59. It's a cat and dog to take the baby for a while. Yesterday, if you didn't make noise, you could eat and sleep. Today, you can make noise. You have a headache and a bad temper.

60. Some people don't understand the sadness of a person with a child, so they don't understand.