Tell me some humorous sentences on a hot day

1. No matter it is cold or hot, the human heart needs a constant temperature. Wherever it catches a cold, it must be warmed. Put on more clothes. Be careful of colds. Take good care of yourself! Take a break when you have time.

2. I woke up from the heat again in the middle of the night, so I quietly got up and put a quilt on my roommate. 3. I don’t make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees. I’m not familiar with them. 4. Don’t ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am! 5. When I go shopping, I see a lot of acquaintances on the street, but I don’t recognize any of them. 6. What defeats you is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm. 7. African friends have returned to their countries to escape the summer heat. 8. Your Majesty, I have a request. You must agree to it and put me in the cold palace. 9. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital. 10. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is contracted by Huoyan Mountain! 11. I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other with a smile, and became acquaintance! 12. I met a coin on the road, but I didn’t pick it up after thinking about it for a long time. , because I'm afraid of getting burned. 13. Mahjong is confusing as soon as it comes on the stage. 14. You said, don’t dress so conservatively on such a hot day! 15. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan. 16. Girls, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, marry her. 17. Confess your love to the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will become cold! It will no longer be hot! 18. It will be so hot that it will expand, be so hot that it will spontaneously combust, or become so hot that it will cause Bao Zheng. 19. It will be too hot to bear. No, never mind, the wig must be taken off. 20. Lying on the mat feels like a sizzling beef tenderloin. 21. The weather is really too hot, so I buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when I get home! I buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when I sleep! I meet a stranger on the road, look at each other with a smile, and become an acquaintance! The table is too hot, and I have just finished playing mahjong. Okay, I got confused! 22. In your circle of friends, are you showing off your bags, travels, cosmetics, food, famous brands, and selfies? I just want to say something silently: If you have the ability, come out and bask in the sun! ? 23. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning. 24. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain! 25. I, Jorge, died in Chongqing. Brothers, remember to come and collect the body. Thank you for your hard work. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.