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2020 domineering and super procrastinating sentences

Before, when you were here, I would do anything to get your attention, but after you were gone, I realized that I was so stupid before.

Second, when you are in love, your legs will open and you will say goodbye when you are tired.

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of loading so many pens?

Fourth, the better the relationship, the more times it hurts you. When you talk to them, you can always automatically block those you don't want to hear. They will always know your problem better than you. When you meet someone you used to like, you are always very excited to ask you to have a look. When you have a little secret, you are always the first person to share it with them. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who loves to hit you the most.

It is the person you love who cured your temper, and it is the person who loves you who put up with your temper.

6. You are easily scolded and cried by your parents at school but never give up.

7. He ignores you. He may have been scalded by drinking water, knocked on the corner of the table with medicine and was taken to the hospital. Something happened to the ambulance.

Those who threaten to accompany you through life will always be lost.

Nine, when I was a child, I often hoped that a brother would take me to school, buy me snacks after school, pick me up with an umbrella when it rains, and give me clothes from send warm when it is cold. When I was bullied, he rushed to avenge me. I am very sad. He bought a fat PANDA KID to make me happy. When I was lovelorn, he went to pick up the boy who dumped me. When I am lonely, he will say to me, don't be afraid, sister, I have a brother. He held me in the palm of his hand since I was a child, doting on me and taking care of me in every way. Then one day, when I got married, he took my hand and handed me over to another man, saying, boy, take care of my sister, or I will fight with you.

Reference books are the most sought-after printed matter in China besides banknotes.

No one is qualified to judge my future by my past.

Twelve, I think one day, I am suitable for a person. We can eat delicious food, listen to music, talk about different topics, and even sit quietly face to face all day. No matter friendship or love.

There are many women in the world, and there is only one like Russia.

Fourteen, usually crazy and laughing with people, but just don't want to be alone.

Fifteen, crazy is crazy, crazy is noisy. Don't let the mad dog go out of tune!

Will you come with me when I lend you a helping hand? Otherwise, I will have to put out my foot to trip you up.

17. I got the second place in the exam, but my father scolded me. He said earnestly: I remember when I was a child, I never took the second place in the exam. Facing my adoring eyes, my father is more confident: because I always count backwards. I'm speechless.

Eighteen, in front of me, the enemy either fled or was defeated!

19. Someone said they hated me, and I immediately laughed. Do I live to please you?

It is useless for you girls to study. In the future, you will marry someone else. I study only to avoid meeting people like you.

Twenty-one, one hundred people, one hundred, I can be an angel or a bitch.

No matter who made a mistake, I must be the first to panic.

Call me ugly, why don't you be as beautiful as the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Twenty-four, you can stay up late alone until you can't open your eyes, or you can get drunk and roll around. You can try to satisfy your so-called emptiness through the illusory smell of smoke, and you can learn to treat your emotional injury in the pouring rain. You don't care about your health. Who do you expect to love you?

Twenty-five years old, I'm too lazy to care about myself, and I still care so much about you.

Twenty-six, I love you, you shine, and I don't love you, you are nothing.

Twenty-seven, what I can't get, who loves who wants it.

Twenty-eight, it's not that I don't want to say it, but that I have a lot to say and it will be safer to keep it in my heart.

Love me or eat shit, please choose one and answer with your conscience.

Thirty, many times, girls suddenly take selfies frequently because there are people they like, and they post and delete them because they don't like them at all.

Thirty-one, Sao! A coquettish personality. Bitch! Cheap and comfortable. Wave! Want romantic waves.

32. Who travels around the world without a box of masks these days?

Thirty-three, where did it last forever, and all we met were vows of eternal love.

Like a song is often because of a lyric, but what really touches you is not the lyrics, but the story about this song in your life.

Talk about the domineering of 2020.

1. The whole class did badly in an exam. The teacher said angrily, if you think your IQ is low, please stand up. No classmates moved for a long time, and then Xiaoming stood up. The teacher asked: Do you admit that your IQ is low? Xiao Ming said: no, my IQ is not low. I just can't bear to see you standing alone.

Teacher: Xiaoming, do you have any ideals when you grow up? Xiaoming: I want to own a passenger plane! Everyone else wants to buy tickets, teacher, you don't have to! Teacher: Hmm! Have ambition! Thank you too! Xiao Ming: Then check the tickets when flying in the air. There are no tickets? Get out!

Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't get it off!

Sha Qianmo: If you dare to hurt her as a disciple of our school, I will kill you at the door. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world.

Don't always think that you can stand out from the crowd and leave the group of chickens.

6. Enough waves. I'll take you home. If you don't come back, you will die outside.

7. I have been unrestrained for a long time and can't find the direction of reservation.

8. You can go out with girls to get a room and ignore me, so I can drive a handsome guy to travel and kiss, so you can talk to girls for a long time, and I can treat you as garbage. So I suggest you never doubt my mobility. If you have the courage to betray, I will have the courage to fight back.

9. Teacher: What's your relationship with the pig after this exam? Student: Teacher-student relationship

10. You say you like the sea, but in fact you like waves.

1 1. You can give up drinking and smoking and control your temper, but you can't forget it.

12. How can you be generous if you like someone? Become the most narrow-minded person in the world. Seeing that all the beautiful girls around him are like little bitches, he couldn't help laughing at other girls twice. He is careless and doesn't care about anything, but when he falls in love, he finds that liking means caring. He pretends to be calm, but I miss you when you are by my side.

13. Understanding is understanding, but I still want to be jealous.

14. I will think of you in a certain season, such as spring, summer, autumn and winter.

15. Did the boy who was nice to you still lose to that handsome guy?

16. If you didn't throw something you couldn't let go, and then you tripped over it, you deserved it.

17. He doesn't want to know your style, but only your buttons.

18. Girl, you should take good care of your skin, keep in shape, read more books, travel more, have your own ideas, do what you like and cultivate your self-confidence. Don't spend all your energy on a man and think like a dissatisfied housewife all day. When you get better, you will find that everything will become easier, including love.

19. My cat likes you. Accept my cat or accept me.

20. You like to be intoxicated in the breeze, but I like to be free in the strong wind.

2 1. I like your smile and warm appearance when you speak, and I like the softest and warmest light in the world at the moment.

22. Don't be so proud, you are nothing special.

When you have the other half, don't forget to buy me a drink to wash away your sadness. Don't worry, I won't cry and ask you why you don't love me, and I won't curse you and embarrass you. I will raise my glass and accept it with a clear conscience.

24. If he really loves you, you can be any kind of girl's wayward, imperfect and unreasonable. If he doesn't love you enough, you need perfection, obedience, tenderness and compromise.

25. Some people are destined to be cancer in your life, while others are just a sneeze.

26. I never thought about getting married before I met her; I have never regretted marrying her.

Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can feel my stomach when I am sad.

28. I only borrow one journey of your life, and this journey is the rest of my life.

29. I like making friends, but I don't like serving my ancestors.

30. The person you dream of should go to bed when you wake up.

3 1. When I was eighteen, I held jj in the sky, thinking that I had raped the whole world. Then it rained, and I thought the whole world was at its climax.

32. Truth is telling people who know the truth. For those who have no skin and no face, they will deal with you as you do with them.

I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with injustice.

I forgave the dog once and ended up with dirty hands all my life.

35. Modern women follow three directions: never gentle, never considerate and never unreasonable. Four points: say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

I hope that one day we can become strangers again and get to know you again. See how I kill you.

37. Don't say such high words to other women, or we will be together in the future, and I'm afraid I won't be able to kneel down with ten keyboards when I turn over old accounts.

38. I really want to give you an aphrodisiac when you ignore me.

39. Please tell me how good she is, whether she is in good shape or breathless.

40. I am too lazy to take care of myself, but I care about you so much that you are not moved.

4 1. He fell in love with her at first sight and proposed the next day after meeting her. But after a car accident, the husband lost his memory and his wife took care of him. He said, thank you for being so kind to me. The next day, the wife pushed her husband for a walk. His wife was startled when he suddenly told him to wait. The husband said shyly, well, although we only met yesterday, please come and live with me.

42. There is no reason to like someone, that is, you like it at the right time, that is, you inadvertently see that beautiful smile that others have never seen.

43. Between you and me, I will still like you next year, the year after, and the year after.

Super handsome and domineering signature 2020

1: Treat everyone sincerely, live in harmony with most people, associate with a few people and be close to one person.

2. Killing is inevitable. How far is the Jianghu?

Now that you have come to my world, you can't run away.

If you think that I am a woman that you can seduce in a few words, then you are not just my man.

5: Good looks are reserved for parents. As for you, do I know you?

6: like it? Love? No need. I have myself.

7: Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you understand whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I can't die.

8: We are talking about business now, not dating.

9: I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end.

10: I was born with a bad habit. I want to take it from someone else.

1 1: I know you will leave sooner or later, so I will put it down before you!

12: I hope that when looking for a boyfriend, I will feel guilty that I am not worthy of such a handsome boyfriend.

13: the people in the spiritual society are surging, and applause is given to the people in the community. I can apologize, but remember, you must listen on your knees!

14: My quality is not right for people and dogs.

15: Ordinary children are not qualified to be willful. Running in the rain is your only choice. Don't be afraid of failure when you are young. ! !

16: I would rather give up with a smile than have it with a cry.

17: My hero will come to me on a motorcycle.

18: You suddenly broke into my world and made a mess of my life, and then you left me to clean up the mess.

19: clean, no story, a cool word runs through life.

Sometimes a dog will treat himself like a lion if he gives more face.

2 1: When you get married, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king.

22: I would rather live a good life alone than make do with it.

23: I just want to be a beautiful girl who is particularly slow and has her own career. I can buy whatever I want and eat whatever I want.

Girls must learn to earn money, drive and dress up. Cars have oil, mobile phones have electricity, and wallets have money. This is a sense of security. It is nonsense to expect others.

25: Is it a fight, a cold war or a breakup? Give me a clear attitude before I can fight.

The strength of a man's waist determines the size of a woman.

27: resigned: emotional people are eager to have a sense of existence, deliberately saying irony to get your attention. Do you know that those awkward and disobedient dislikes are unspeakable likes?

28: Now I will still think of you inadvertently.

29: In the face of those people with cheap mouths, you either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to please you?

30: the feelings are unreasonable, and the last person who jumps the queue crazily wins.

3 1: It's really not a good thing to have, but I hope you have it.

You must come when I get married, or it will be embarrassing without a groom.

33: People who are immune to various drugs are hopeless, and people who are insane are extremely disappointed.

34: Do what you want to do. If you are wrong, you can count who you love.

35: Make the wine you don't want to drink first, and the people you don't want to see are greeted with smiles.

36: Be independent and depend on yourself!

Don't let the tiger lie down in the right way. Even if the dragon is trapped, it will go to heaven.

Don't complain behind my back and kill me.

39: You should destroy the person you love but don't love with a knife, then wipe his blood all over the wall and face, smoke a Marlboro cigarette and drink to the rest of your cool life.

40: How do you know I'm not as bad as you think if you haven't loved me?

4 1: If someone asks you who Zou Jing is, you can say that she is the goddess I chased for eight blocks. If he still asks you who Zou Jing is, you can give him a mouth and tell him that this is the woman I love most in my life.

42: When my heart is given to you, there is often no result, and the person who plays with you just gives her affection.

43: Those who regret until they lose it are idiots.

44: I'll run if something happens to you. I won't give you the password if you want it. If you want a photo, I won't give it to you. I am so cute. Will you come to my house?

I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face!

46: Don't show your face every day just because you are having fun. How am I supposed to live my life? There is a limit to how you can interfere with your good temper.

47: I have a sore throat, but I still have to smoke half a pack of cigarettes. I can't drink it, but I still try to be brave and drink it all at once. He doesn't love you, you should never hurt yourself with a smile.

48: The kindness should be merciless.

49: It is difficult for a hero to cross the river.

50: 10 strike up a conversation, 100 good nights, 1000 small chats, 10000 nonsense, just to listen to you moaning in bed one day.

5 1: seventeen-year-old self is infinitely brave.

52: If you like something, don't ask others if it looks good.

53: Now, the monkey is wearing a robe and sitting on the lotus table. Quiet. The golden hoop inside is rusty. The purple and gold crown has been thrown in the corner, and his armor has lost the magic of Yin Hui. He smiled at Buddha because of freedom, but was clean because of imprisonment.

54: The water is seven points full, but the words are three points soft. Gu Liang, clean, do you deserve it?

I can send you to heaven, but I can send you to hell in minutes. I am your master.

Dear friends, please put away your insincerity and roll all the way towards the sun.

When you look up to me, do you think I will look up to you again?

58: Educate your baby in the future: if you can call your sister, don't call your aunt.

59: Tao Xin Tao Fei for a person, either get a lifelong confidant, or get a lifelong lesson.

60: The whole world stinks of love, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.

6 1: Let's say single dog, regardless of his feelings.

62: My temper scared everyone away.

I am confused, but I pretend to be great.

Talk about the domineering love story in 2020.

1. Some people are very nice. You really want to fall in love with them, but you just can't. Some people are not so nice, but you just can't help loving them.

2. Love doesn't always stare at each other, but looks at the same direction.

What you think is appropriate is that you can understand and speak.

Boys will come to you if they like you, without exception.

5. Why enlarge a good feeling into liking, and then exaggerate it into love?

6. I hate excitement and I don't like loneliness. I always stay up all night listening to music and thinking about what I have done. No one really loves me. If I stand in front of you with red eyes and don't talk, don't ask anything. Take me away, go anywhere.

Knowing that you don't like me, I'm glad you're wasting me.

8. I really want to fall in love, have a good-looking object, travel together, eat, watch movies, chat, quarrel, play games and take some good-looking photos, so that the whole world can know that my pink bubble is bigger than the sky, and my little happiness can be as many as stars.

9. This trip to the earth is worthwhile. At least I met you.

10. After me, I will make you laugh in your dream.

1 1. May you become a lover that time cannot steal.

12. I want to dress up as a courier girl so that I can go downstairs and say, hello, sir, please go downstairs and wait until your baby arrives before getting married.

13. My bed collapsed, the water stopped, my key was lost, and the air conditioner was broken. Even the dog is so hot that I don't care I have to sleep at your house.

14. Nothing promising, just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your wife.

15. I don't need you to pick me up after school. I want to learn to be an adult and cook for you until you come home.

16. Go and see what you want. While the sun is just right, while the breeze is still wet, while the flowers are still in bloom, while still young, you can walk a long, long way and express your deep and deep thoughts. Now when we are still breathing, your hands can still hug each other.

17. When you doubt whether a person likes you, he certainly doesn't like you.

18. My favorite boy should be humorous, responsible, smart, agile, patient and delicate, and can play guitar or sing. It's a pity that you only take up six words.

19. I have nothing to say to you, just want to hold you for 24 hours.

20. The future is so long that I can forget you and like someone again, just like I liked you at the beginning.

2 1. Admit it, you didn't make him feel bad when you cried. Wiping tears and reluctant to cry are two different things.

22. What is singleness? There is no choice, it is you; There is a choice, or you. If I choose you, I will never choose you again, forever.

23. I also want to write you a love letter, wrapped in 70' s kraft paper. There are not too many melodramatic words between the lines, and there is no need to embellish the atmosphere. I simply state the weather season, and then slowly tell you that I really like you.

24. It's windy today. You stand in the wind, and my world is full of your smell.

25. You can give anyone a smile, but your heart is only good for one person.

26. Thank you for letting me meet the most beautiful flowers and for taking me into the most beautiful dream.

27. I don't seem to like you that much, but all I can think about is you.

28. There will always be a person, maybe he is excellent and good-looking; Or maybe he has nothing and looks ugly, but we just love him; We will only pay for him and wait for him, because he doesn't even know himself. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years. Finally, I suddenly woke up and looked back: this person is nothing more than that, but our stubbornness loves him.

29. I like you very much. Just like Nezha's big move, I ran to you.

30. Love is by no means looking for what is lacking, but changing when you are tired. Find someone who can bear hardships together, not enjoy them together; Find someone who can bear it together, not escape it together; Find someone who is responsible for you, not for love. Love is not a person's business, but two people's efforts, two people's struggles and two people's creation.

3 1. I envy you most, because you have my love, you can be so ignorant.

32. If I see you, I will run.

33. There is nothing to say about liking you. Admit it!

34. People who really care about you always have sugar in their pockets, not the truth. He knows that rivers and lakes are dangerous and just wants to take good care of you.

Please don't do this until I kill my love, not a drop remains.

36. The best thing two people can do together is companionship. I do mine, you do yours, and there is still an hour of prime time in the evening, and it's all exclusive. But you know that there is another person sitting there in a space, and you feel very practical. This is called personal space. Although they are all in their own world for two or three hours, the difference is that there is another person to accompany them. This is love, the most normal love.

37. How long will I like you? I don't know. You are not sure what will happen in the future. Maybe I will always like it. Maybe one day, a year later, three years later, ten years later, I figured it out and gave up. Maybe, but since it is unpredictable, let's talk about it later. Now I still like you, which is good.

38. There is nothing to say about liking you. Admit it!

39. It is better to be single than to find the wrong person.

40. In a world close to you, I try my best to play a comedian.