Humorous sentences about staying at home on weekends (a collection of 60 sentences)

Humorous sentences about staying at home on weekends (I) 1. It is found that the essence of the dead house is that there is no sense of rest when going out for an outing. As long as you stay at home and do nothing, you can get blood back.

2. I can't go out at home during the Spring Festival, and I watched the cheese trap again!

I can't match the harmony between them.

4. Do you find that staying at home makes you want to eat all the time?

I am bored at home, let's play games!

6. I can't go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. Mutton stew is delicious.

7. Isn't this about me? A few days before the Chinese New Year, I had a perm. As a result, I can't go out at home every day. I don't want to make up or wash my hair.

The countryside is sparsely populated, the air is fresh and very quiet. We stayed at home as usual and didn't feel any different.

9. As soon as I got off the subway, two girls came to ask me for directions. Nowadays, girls are really thieves, so they need to find a handsome man to ask for directions.

10. It is boring to stay at home every day, but it is also a contribution.

1 1. Meeting is basically accidental, and all that can be agreed are friends of life and death.

12. Stay at home quietly and think about what you wanted most before. Just a book covered with wind and rain.

13. Dress up beautifully every day, but you can't go out to play.

14. I am bored to death at home every day, and I can't go out for a walk. My treadmill will be started by me.

15. Since you can't go out, let's plant flowers at home. People live for tens of thousands of days, so why care about self-doubt? Fame and fortune, elegant and sweet.

16. A person's state is quite good. He wants to study, sleep when he is tired, and eat whatever he wants. Don't want to contact anyone, just be quiet for a while, go out to play or stay at home.

17. I want to surf the Internet at home, but surfing the Internet is boring.

18. The news only informed you to wash your hands frequently, but didn't inform you when to wash your hair and face, so you didn't dare to wash it for fear of violating the regulations.

19. Fortunately, I brought a suit of sports equipment home and stayed at home during the special Spring Festival to strengthen my exercise and build up my physique.

20. Stay at home obediently and protect yourself from losses.

There is such a thing every holiday. Some people want to go out to play, while others want to stay at home. I was caught in the middle. Enough!

22. On a night like today, going out to play is the second country, and drinking is the most. Staying at home is the coolest. I hope I am the coolest, but I am the most rustic.

Without this epidemic, I didn't even know I was a chef.

The order to stay at home has nothing to do with me. I had a study plan long ago. This quiet first month has made me full of gains.

25. We stay at home quietly and don't add chaos to society. For more than 20 days, we eliminated impetuousness and desire, and stayed with my family, people I love and people who love me. How nice!

26. Looking up is confused, looking back is full of vicissitudes, brushing the screen with his head down, and his eyes are still on the table. I can only stay at home and eat my old money.

28. Home life, we have something to say, is fun and full of life rituals.

29. After the epidemic, will there be a group of patients with mental illness? They were bored at home and found a lot of their own skills.

30. My dream is to stay at home and play games, chase fans, watch TV, have a refrigerator full of Pepsi and fruit, and have a snack bar next door to my sister to exercise together. So when can I have a ps4 and a switch?

3 1. No one lives easier than others. It's just that some people are crying and suffering for the land. Some people, however, grind their teeth silently and force themselves to learn to be strong.

32. Today the weather is fine and the sunshine is comfortable, but it's a pity that we can't go out to play.

Eat more bitterness when you are young, so you will get used to it when you are old.

I didn't go anywhere during the Spring Festival. I stayed at home, eating and sleeping, and chasing plays.

Study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.

36. I stayed at home for a day, brushing my mobile phone, drinking tea, reading and cooking, and the day passed unconsciously!

37. During the epidemic, I stayed at home and listened to Mao Mao's songs, which suddenly made me feel a kind of sustenance. I am quiet and not bored. Anyway, I enjoy my life now.

38. If I post a circle of friends that you don't like, tell me and I'll delete you.

39. Just like copying every day.

40. Meaning is just empty talk. Life is simple and boring. Boredom in boredom, self-deception in boredom.

Humorous sentences about staying at home on weekends (Chapter 3) 4 1. Since we have to stay at home, we might as well settle down and live an exquisite life.

42. You can cook at home, make some delicious side dishes, taste the dishes with a little wine and experience happiness at the same time. Cooking is a simple matter. You don't need any superb skills to cook exquisite dishes. Hearing the sound of pots and pans in the kitchen will also stimulate your interest in cooking. Of course, free cooking also requires smart kitchen appliances. With the help of kitchen appliances, cooking is not so difficult. They can help you make all kinds of delicious dishes, let you taste the fresh taste of food, let the tip of your tongue and taste buds get rich and beautiful experiences, and let you enjoy your leisure time.

In fact, this relaxed, simple and quiet home life is also quite good. Not impetuous, not anxious, not materialistic, is a primitive and natural life.

44. One person's movie, one person's life, one person's missing, one person's missing one person.

45. On rainy days, enjoy leisure time at home.

46. I stayed at home for a day, refused to beat about the bush by the fitness instructor, took a nap, and suddenly wanted to go out in the dead of night.

47. After the storm, this is the best time to stay at home and play.

48. On the fourth day at home ... well ... I gave myself a house. ...

49. After staying at home for a long time, the new buds on the willow branches spit out the fragrance of spring.

50. Staying at home is prone to depression. Get out more. You can jump off a building, jump into the sea, and crash. There are many choices in life.

5 1. Today is also very boring. It's too painful not to go out to play in such fine weather.

52. When light can't penetrate and noise can't cover loneliness, that's the deepest loneliness.

53. Someone asked me if I would be bored alone, and I said I would be bored only when there were many people.

I don't want to wash my hair at home. I haven't washed my hair or gone out for several days.

When you say you like staying at home, you like staying at home during holidays, because you have no money, you can only stay at home like me.

56. It's nice and comfortable to enjoy leisure time at home with an empty head and bask in the sun alone.

57. After turning over the circle of friends for a while, friends basked in traveling, partying, eating, working, blessing and feeling, and suddenly found that the circle of friends can be so colorful that I can silently envy and hate at home and turn it into a sentence, eat and play.

58. Life is so good that there are things to do every day! I find that the older I grow up, the more I feel at home! Mom said that I have become a guest, and I should treat myself well when I eat at home occasionally!

59. I cooked a big meal at home.

60. It's not that I don't want to go out, but I can't go out because of the special situation now.

Sentences that describe yourself as very homely at home on weekends (a collection of 60 sentences)

At home on weekends, I describe myself as an otaku (number one) 1. The epidemic situation is serious and you can't go out. Only by practicing cooking at home, eating well and having strong resistance can we overcome the disease.

2. Don't covet the outdoor scenery, let it fly.

I stayed at home and watched two sweet love movies on rainy days, so I need to be alone for a while.

4. On the first day of the holiday, make breakfast and lunch, tidy up the balcony, water the flowers and plants, assemble the newly bought flower stand, then watch the variety show and brush the mobile phone, and plan to go running in the future ~ staying at home all day is also very fulfilling!

5. Talk about staying at home on weekends.

6. I haven't been out for several days, and I don't have to go out in the hot sun. It's a bit like working at home, but a little tired.

7. It rains every day, and I can't go out every day. I stay at home, either watching TV or eating fruit. The whole house at home is going moldy.

My roommates always go out of the dormitory on weekends, and they all advise me to get out of bed and walk. ...

9. I like to stay at home on weekends and lie in bed in the sun.

10. I was at home all day. When I am tired, I will go to the living room.

1 1. It's freezing, and people huddle at home and don't want to go out. At home, they watch TV, surf the Internet, or chat with family and friends to enjoy their happy leisure time.

12. On the fourth day of staying at home ... well ... I gave myself a house. ...

13. If you don't add chaos to the country, staying at home quietly is to contribute to the country. Happy Valentine's Day, I wish you all a long and healthy life!

14. It's too much trouble to go out. It's nice not to wear makeup or wash your hair at home.

15. You are bored and I am bored, so we are a couple together.

16. I took a day off and stayed at home for a day! It's really hard to eat popsicles all day without turning on the air conditioner!

17. I haven't been out for several days, so I'll take my baby out at ten o'clock today! It's so cool outside ~ I didn't know it was autumn.

18. Everyday I: I'll stay at home all day today. Let's go out to play for a while and get some fresh air tomorrow! The next day: stop Liao, stop Liao.

19. study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.

20. No one lives more easily than others. It's just that some people are crying and suffering for the land. Some people, however, grind their teeth silently and force themselves to learn to be strong.

During the epidemic, a rare reunion of three people lasted for so long, staying at home day after day, doing nothing, and the days passed quickly!

22. I am bored at home and dare not go to work. I hope that the epidemic will improve as soon as possible and the people will live and work in peace and contentment!

23. I want to be moldy at home and hope that life will surprise me.

24. My bed is hot for 24 hours.

On the first day at home, I gave myself a house.

26. Don't eat idle rice, don't look cold; Don't hide yourself or expose others; Do not lose childlike interest and charm; Don't laugh at the poor and don't owe people money; Dont Ask For Help likes it, but doesn't hate it.

27. Happy weekend, no shelf life, online value and delicious food.

28. There is still a long way to go. You can complain and cry, but you can't stop. Keep walking.

29. The epidemic can't get out. I want to visit Taobao when I have nothing to do at home, and I can't wait to uninstall Taobao.

30. Stay at home, think a lot quietly, and make a qualitative leap in cooking. This feeling is really beautiful.

3 1. It rains at the weekend. It's so cool to stay at home and cook delicious chicken feet until you can't stop eating them.

32. I slept too long and wanted to go out for a walk.

33. It's better to lie comfortably than to go out and block up.

34. Boredom is boring because boredom always makes people think about things they don't want to think about.

I bought a bar of soap downstairs. After taking a shower, I feel very uncomfortable. Take a closer look at the soap that turned out to be annoying.

I stay at home in my pajamas every day. I wish you peace through the years. Although the road ahead is long, I can look forward to it.

37. "Home" is a realm of life, or an attitude towards life.

38. I like staying at home alone, watching the dim lights outside, drinking my own wine and thinking.

39. I have reached the point where I don't want to go out with my junior high school classmates. I'd better stay at home. I don't want to socialize or surf.

40. Family members often laugh and don't take medicine for minor illnesses.

Sentence (3) 4 1. Stay at home and don't want to go out. When the music started, the wine was drunk.

42. After the epidemic, will there be a group of people with mental illness? They were bored at home and found a lot of their own skills.

43. I stay at home every day, not for mildew, but for madness. The happiest time is listening to music, and the single cycle is going to cry.

44. I spent a day at home, brushing my mobile phone, drinking tea, reading and cooking, and the day passed unconsciously!

45. I'm bored, my children are noisy, I can't finish my meals and housework. How can my life become like this? Adjust yourself, adjust your life, and let yourself be quiet.

46. After the storm, this is the best time to stay at home and play.

47. Isn't this about me? A few days before the Chinese New Year, I had a perm. As a result, I can't go out at home every day. I don't want to make up or wash my hair.

48. Lonely as a dog. Stay at home and enjoy yourself except spending money and sleeping. Mm-hmm. Sleeping suits me better!

49. I like staying at home. I watch TV, do housework and grow flowers every day. I'm so happy.

50. The true state of mind is the peace of the soul. Recently, I stayed at home, listened to the lectures of Master and Senior Sister, and slowly settled all my troubles and found the feeling of long absence. I'm so happy!

5 1. In fact, this simple and quiet home life is also quite good. Not impetuous, not anxious, not materialistic, primitive and natural.

I just want to stay at home this weekend.

53. It really doesn't matter at home. You can't go out anyway. It's time to contribute to the country.

54. It's cold and raining. I haven't been out for days. Clothes are getting wetter and wetter, so you can't go out to buy food. I'm going to eat dirt.

55. I stayed at home all day this weekend and felt groggy.

It rained heavily last night and has not stopped yet, so many plans for today have to be postponed, so that we can enjoy a rare leisure time at home.

57. There is nothing wrong with staying at home. How comfortable it is to eat and sleep.

58. Have a good meal at home on the day when Mama brand fried crispy meat and fried purple potato balls can't go out.

As a matter of fact, I have been staying at home these days. If I don't answer the message in seconds, it's probably because I don't want to talk to you.

60. It's nice to be home alone! Enjoy your time! Be a happy fat girl.

I don't want to go out on weekends, just want to stay at home (60 sentences)

I don't want to go out on weekends, just want to stay at home.

2. Happy weekend, no shelf life, online value and delicious food.

I suggest that you don't always stay in the bedroom, but occasionally go for a walk in the living room balcony, kitchen and bathroom.

4. After turning over the circle of friends for a while, friends basked in traveling, partying, eating, working, blessing and feeling, and suddenly found that the circle of friends can be so colorful that I can silently envy and hate at home and turn it into a sentence, eat and play.

5. Boring life, boring self, boring mood, boring thinking. Boring days tightly bound a boring me.

I haven't been out for several days. It is said that it is very cold outside. I have been baking at home all morning and playing Haixin's songs. I'm so happy. I feel that my life has reached a climax.

7. A day at home is really work. Tidy up the dresser, tidy up the basket, read some books, do some sports, watch a movie at night and have a dream.

8. I stayed at home for too long, so I started dreaming, right? I can't go out during the holiday. I chose to forget my envy. There is no other reason, just to love dog food.

I haven't worn a bra for more than half a month. I wear pajamas with slippers every day.

10. It's good to be at home! Enjoy it, and you will miss your days at home in the future! Especially when you spend the winter in other places, you will miss the summer at home more, just like the current season, which is getting less and less every year and more cherished!

1 1. I heard that there are people everywhere outside ... please allow me to stay at home for an afternoon and then pack a goose hot pot!

12. After a day at home, it is suitable for one person and for one person to leave his hometown.

13. Stay at home and be healthy and safe.

14. The eyes of others are not important at all. You just decide your life according to your own preferences. I hope you can live a simple and peaceful life.

15. Boredom is a realm, a shameful realm, and my favorite realm.

16. My roommates always go out of the dormitory on weekends, and they all advise me to get out of bed and walk. ...

17. Why not find a quiet place to count brain cells by yourself?

18. Not going out on weekends not only saves money and effort, but also looks very nice.

19. I'm bored, my children are noisy, I can't finish my meals and housework. How did life become like this? Adjust yourself, adjust your life, and let yourself be quiet.

20. I stayed at home for a day, watching movies, teasing cats, practicing the piano, eating snacks and drawing portraits. This is a very full rainy day.

I don't want to go out on weekends, just want to stay at home. I can't go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. Mutton stew is delicious.

22. Lonely people will never say that they are lonely. Only bored people will go looking for trouble.

23. I am bored and have to sleep.

24. Hello everyone, it doesn't matter if it's not good. Whatever. I'm getting bored. What about you?

25. It's too much trouble to go out. It's cool not to wear makeup or wash your hair at home.

Boredom is a normal phenomenon in life, and there is nothing wrong with it. There is no need to make a fuss.

27. The news only informed you to wash your hands frequently and when to wash your hair and face, but there was no notice. They dare not wash, for fear of violating the regulations.

28. Is the game not fun or the TV is not good? Why are you going out?

29. Stay at home every day.

30. I stayed at home for a day, refused to beat about the bush by the fitness instructor, took a nap, and suddenly wanted to go out in the dead of night.

3 1. I used to go to qq when I was bored, but now it's boring.

32. After a day at home, I will go out to see the fallen leaves tomorrow.

There is nothing wrong with staying at home.

34. It's cold today, especially cold, especially afraid of cold. I didn't dare to go out for several days, and I didn't hold my breath today. I rode my little donkey and went out armed to the teeth.

35. I am not complaining. In fact, I like staying at home very much. I don't like running around, but I seem to have nowhere to go.

36. Isn't this about me? A few days before the Chinese New Year, I had a perm. As a result, I can't go out at home every day. I don't want to make up or wash my hair.

37. Stay at home and protect yourself.

38. A person's state is quite good. If he wants to read, he will. If he is tired, he will sleep. If he doesn't want to contact anyone, he will be quiet for a while, travel or stay at home.

39. Staying at home, thinking a lot quietly, cooking has made a qualitative leap, which is really beautiful.

40. I stayed at home and watched two sweet love movies on rainy days, so I need to be alone for a while.

I don't want to go out on weekends, just want to stay at home.

42. I finally found out that two kinds of people are the best liars in the world. First, local tyrants: Alas, I really have no money; The second is Xueba: Oh, I'm really blind on this question!

43. Life is your own, and safety and health need to be maintained by everyone.

44. At home, you can't go out for a walk. It is so boring. Be Mi Chong at home and be a pig.

45. Many people like lazy time very much. They can rest freely, without pressure or worry, and do what they like in a free state, regardless of other people's opinions. However, it may be difficult to enjoy lazy time outside. Cars are coming and going outside, and all kinds of noises are noisy, which makes it difficult for people to calm down and let time be quiet and leisurely. But at home, it's different. It is a wonderful experience to close the doors and windows, keep out the noise and enjoy a quiet time without any interruption. The warm environment and warm atmosphere at home make it easy for people to immerse themselves in it, enjoy the beautiful life at home and get more happiness. Although the space at home is not as big as that outside and there are so many things to do, there is a unique world at home. In their own nest, people can be more free and do many things they like. For example, when you are in a bad mood, you can sleep at home, and when you wake up, you will forget a lot of troubles, or when you are bored, you can stay at home and have fun with your pets in Doby.

46. I don't want to go out to play at all! It is an ideal life to stay at home like this every day!

47. The countryside is sparsely populated, the air is fresh and very quiet. We stayed at home as usual and didn't feel any different.

48. It is economical to stay at home and have fun now. Internet access fee+electricity fee, plus a film and television membership fee at most, a few hundred dollars a month will be done. More and more people will stay at home in the future.

49. It's such a fine day outside that I'm going out to surf, or I'll get moldy if I stay at home again.

50. I finally had a holiday and stayed at home after I went home.

5 1. On holidays, there must be one. Some people want to go out to play, while others want to stay at home. I was caught in the middle. Enough!

52. Stay at home. Besides cooking by yourself, hot pot takeout has been ordered twice!

53. Stay at home all day, light candles and start working.

54. I am about to enter middle age. After staying at home for a day, I feel comfortable all over.

55. The mind is extremely empty and the spirit is very boring.

56. Keep those boring vows to yourself.

57. I feel very happy to stay at home, pat the cat, lie down and catch up with the drama and sleep during the holiday. Besides work, what do you think is the most exciting part of life?

58. The leaves were still green when I went out last time, but it snowed when I went out again.

59. You can relax when you are bored.

60. I just want to go out now. I just want to drink milk tea and eat hot pot barbecue.

Humor at home alone on weekends (selected 60 sentences)

Humor about being alone at home on weekends (I) 1. It is easy to be depressed at home. Get out more. You can jump off a building, jump into the sea and hit a car. There are many choices in life.

I haven't been out for several days, and the cold air at night actually feels cool. The days around the baby seem to have stopped, but the seasons outside the window change and the stars keep moving.

I don't want to wash my hair at home. I haven't washed my hair or gone out for several days.

4. It feels good to be quiet. A tired life needs a gentle dream. After staying at home for a long time, I feel very tired when I used to go out all the time. It is a different kind of fatigue.

It seems that I haven't been out for several days, and I feel unkempt and don't know the way.

6. I don't want to hate people, because this behavior is boring.

7. Every day this weekend: eat+sleep+play.

8. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. Later I learned that it was called a thick door.

9. Because you can't go out, you are rejected at home! Anyway, I was rejected and said everything.

10. Happy May Day, whether you are working overtime, on vacation or relaxing at home. I hope everyone in Otani can adjust their state and meet the next two-thirds of 20 19.

1 1. It's good to be home. I can finally enjoy my life. It's always bad to eat out, nor is it good to eat at home.

12. Everyday I: I'll stay at home all day today. Let's go out to play for a while and get some fresh air tomorrow! The next day: stop Liao, stop Liao.

13. On holidays, there must be one. Some people want to go out to play, while others want to stay at home. I was caught in the middle. Enough!

14. Don't play with me, or I'll play along.

15. I painted makeup for two hours, then took a selfie and took it off.

16. I haven't been out for several days, and I feel that the law of life is chaotic again! Cold weather is the most comfortable under the covers.

17. It snowed for an hour. Will there be a goose feather and snow relay tomorrow? I haven't been out for several days and I'm unhappy.

18. Stay at home and don't go out. How many days have you not washed your hair? How oily is the hair?

19. Living at home is still very comfortable! I won't go out after the small holiday. It's crowded outside and comfortable at home!

20. In the days at home, books are companionship.

Humor about being alone at home on weekends (2)1. It is found that the essence of the dead house is that there is no sense of rest when going out for an outing. As long as you stay at home and do nothing, you can get blood back.

22. If one day I disappear, please remember that I am at home.

I haven't been out for several days, and I have to eat and sleep at home every day. Will this be bad?

24. A day at home is suitable for one person, and it is also suitable for one person to leave his hometown.

25. I like to stay at home alone, watching the dim lights outside, drinking my own wine and thinking.

26. After staying at home for a day, I finally ran out in the dark and planned to have another Dandan Noodles and barbecue in the future.

27. In the past few days at home, the farthest place I have been is at home.

I like this simple and comfortable family life.

29. I stay at home every day, not for mildew, but for madness. The happiest time is listening to music, and the single cycle is going to cry.

There is nothing wrong with staying at home every day.

3 1. I stayed at home for a day, watching movies, teasing cats, practicing the piano, eating snacks and drawing portraits. This is a very full rainy day.

Study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.

33. It's good to be at home! Enjoy it, and you will miss your days at home in the future! Especially when you spend the winter in other places, you will miss the summer at home more, just like the current season, which is getting less and less every year and more cherished!

It rains every day, and I can't go out every day. I stay at home and watch TV or eat fruit. The whole house is going to be moldy.

35. On the fourth day at home ... well ... I gave myself a house. ...

36. I haven't recovered from my cold. I want to get some air. I am moldy at home and miss the warm sunshine very much.

37. Friends always advise you not to stay at home, you won't find someone. It's really funny. Do you think you can find someone when you go out to play?

38. All the chickens at home have beards. When they are cut, they are all hollow and feel cold. It turns out that an empty chicken feels cold.

39. Stay at home honestly and live the simplest primitive life.

40. Everyone has his own patron saint. If you don't believe in yourself, you will be given your life.

Humor about being alone at home on weekends (3) 4 1. Drinking tea is a very good way to relax and rest. No matter how tired you are in life, just sit down and have a cup of tea quietly, and you will be exhausted. At present, the epidemic will relieve boredom, nourish the body and improve immunity.

42. Today is also a moldy day at home. It rains every day in Ningbo, which makes people upset. I want to go out and wave.

43. After staying at home for more than a week, the sun finally came out. It's really boring not to go out, so I have to take pictures.

44. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

45. I hope this beautiful day can last a few more days.

46. Maybe we won't meet again for a long time, but does it matter? It's enough to wave goodbye slowly, turn around and leave your back with a smile, and don't leave regrets for yourself, isn't it?

47. It rained all day, but it really didn't stop. I stayed at home and ate all day.

48. I stayed at home for a day, refused to beat about the bush by the fitness instructor, took a nap, and suddenly wanted to go out in the dead of night.

49. I will be at home next week. I can't believe it! Enjoy your leisure time alone!

50. The weather is fine today. You can't go out while listening to the country radio at home.

5 1. Lying at home every day is more tiring than going to work and losing sleep at night.

52. Stay at home this Spring Festival, don't go out, don't visit! We study with our daughter and play with her! Let's watch a movie when the child falls asleep!

53. I stayed at home for too long, so I started dreaming, didn't I? I can't go out during the holiday. I choose to forget my envy, not for anything else, but for the love of eating dog food.

54. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

55. You don't need to play with your mobile phone too much, just one day.

The order to stay at home has nothing to do with me. I had a study plan long ago. This quiet first month has made me full of gains.

57. I suddenly want to eat in the middle of the night! I'm so tired at home all day! I can't do anything I want! Anger!

58. When light cannot penetrate and noise cannot cover loneliness, that is the deepest loneliness.

I like to stay at home. I watch TV, do housework and grow flowers every day. I'm so happy.

60. Being busy all day or staying at home is really polarized.