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Will stay-at-home mothers eventually become good-for-nothing greasy middle-aged women?

Article: Ningzi?

On the eve of the Double Ninth Festival, Mr. Feng Tang’s article "How to Avoid Becoming a Greasy Middle-aged Dirty Man" set off a "greasy new trend" .

The article bluntly stated: The most inevitable thing in life is that "as you live, you will grow old and become middle-aged, and as you grow old, you will become a middle-aged wretched man."

The world has long been accustomed to greasy food. Even if you don’t have a big belly, you are embarrassed to say that you are middle-aged.

If this word was used on ten people, I believe nine of them would deny it, and one would directly chop with a knife.

But for some reason, these two words seem to be commonly used for men. So, is there such a thing as a "greasy middle-aged wretched girl"?

Yes, of course!

Don’t leave, I’m talking about you.

- I -

"She finally lived like a greasy middle-aged woman"

She grew old alone, but her aging rate was Far inferior to the married mothers around her.

I accidentally ran into an old classmate on the street. It's hard to believe that she who didn't gain weight back then is now a mother weighing 70 kilograms.

Wearing a loose cotton long T-shirt, black casual pants, and a pair of light gray beanie shoes, it is hard to believe that she looks like this after marriage.

"I really envy your figure. It's not like mine after giving birth. I can't keep on losing weight. Then I think about it, I'm a mother of two children, so what's the point?"

“Unlike my husband, who has to mess around every day before going to work, and refuses to go out without washing his hair. The child is two or three years old, and I don’t know what he is messing around with.”

"I heard that Xiao Chen invited a lot of male classmates to her birthday party last time. I had heard that her private life was messy, but I didn't expect that it is becoming more and more blatant now. Unlike me, I stopped contacting male classmates after getting married. Keep your distance, don’t talk about it.”

“What kind of industry are you working in? Girls need to find a more stable job, like a teacher or nurse. What is the future of this industry that I have never heard of..."

She dragged me to chat on the street for an hour. What was even more embarrassing was that I couldn't get a word in.

Watching her chatter and enjoy herself, I thought: When did she start living such a "greasy" life?

Judging from her XL size top, it already has the standard logo of a middle-aged woman. After chatting for an hour, the topic for half an hour revolved around my husband and children.

From her husband’s sultry appearance, to her pitiful salary, to her naughty child, she described her life as very miserable. She spoke quickly and fluently, as if she had given such a "speech" countless times.

What she is most proud of is probably that she has isolated herself from all male interactions, as this seems to reflect her nobility and loyalty.

When talking about work, she clearly refused to learn more about "new media", an industry she had never heard of, and instead fixed her thinking on the so-called teachers, nurses, civil servants, etc. In "Stabilizing the Industry".

She finally became a greasy middle-aged woman.

- II -

"What does a greasy middle-aged wretched woman look like"

If you ask: What exactly is a greasy middle-aged wretched woman? What does it look like?

Then let me tell you, this is what she looks like.

I don’t mind being fat and greasy. When a girl loses the initial head-turning effect brought by her figure, she is already a "feminine insulator". The next questions in life that she should think about are probably "Where is the wide square?" or "What should I do if the subway refuses to give up my seat next time?"

Complaining about her husband and children, and keeping them in mind. Having a bad husband and a naughty child is really nothing to be proud of, and you won’t tell everyone about it. You know, complaining is a train bound for aging, and every train is filled with complaining women. And your resentment has done so much harm that not even a blade of grass can grow within a few miles.

Regard normal intercourse between the sexes as watery.

If you find that the women around you interact with multiple men, you can guess the "green tea bitch's growth history" in minutes. Such people end up becoming evil mothers-in-law who scold their daughters-in-law for being inferior to dogs.

Put an end to new things and give up the ability to learn. After getting married, she faded out of the circle of friends, her learning ability gradually deteriorated, and she instinctively refused to accept new things. She believed that "being a good wife and mother" was the one that maximized the value of life, but she didn't know that this was an enhanced version of the accelerant of aging.

Abuse your gender advantage and act coquettishly when things get tough. If you are a young girl in your early twenties, there is nothing wrong with acting coquettishly and cutely when something happens. After all, it is still pleasing to the eye. But if you still try to show off your beauty in your thirties or forties, it will be a waste of time.

Revealing the unique vulgarity of middle-aged women. Don’t think that “obscene” can only refer to men. Even if women are obscene, they are still women. Loving to gossip about other people's private affairs, loving to compare in front of outsiders, and gossiping for unknown reasons are all "obscene" traits unique to middle-aged women.

Give up the right to beauty. Many women believe that not dressing up after marriage is unchastity, and if they make any slight changes in appearance, they will be labeled as "cheating". I would rather be a "savage" with hairy legs than be stunning on the last train of life.

I am not saying this to criticize anyone. I believe that no one is qualified except myself.

- III -

"Stay away from greasiness and vulgarity, live the rest of your life well"

One day, you find that the nasolabial folds on your forehead are growing day by day, and female hormones are released Decrease, sex life becomes less and less.

When you are at work, young girls call you an old woman behind your back, your subordinates say you are outdated, and your boss thinks you have no passion.

When you touch the loose fat on your belly, you realize that the oil in your life has solidified.

Maybe you are thinking: Sooner or later, young girls will be as greasy as you. Everyone is on the greasy road, so why do you need to make changes? What's wrong with being a greasy middle-aged woman?

But if this is you in the future, do you really want to continue living such a greasy life?

If you don’t want to, take action quickly!

Eat less, suffer more, and exercise more. Don’t let fertility and estrogen become your gender disadvantage.

Complain less, especially when your husband is around. Live well for your children and live well for yourself. Because the life a woman lives is the life of a child.

Life is a process of getting along between the sexes. When you complain to your best friend, you say your husband is a bastard and she says yes, yes, you say your husband is incompetent and she says hey, hey, you say your husband is cheating and she says hey, hey, hey. After a few hours, she could only agree but could not give any constructive ideas. On the contrary, if you have a friend of the opposite sex who can give you some guidance, many problems can be solved easily.

The words in your left ear warm your heart and the stories in your right ear soothe your heart

I am waiting for you here