Funny sentences poking fun at staying up late at night

1, if only I were as sleepy at night as I was in the morning.

2. I can't sleep for the first 30 years, and I can't sleep for the last 30 years.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over.

I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I go to sleep.

5. Use the most expensive eye cream and stay up late.

6. You sleep with me in my heart, but you are not with me.

7. I hate being woken up when I sleep. I hate trying to sleep but I can't. I hate being able to sleep but I can't.

8. I am lazy and have no characteristics, but I am a good cook who stays up late.

9. Staying up late is really harmful. I suggest you stay up late.

10, don't stay up late, it will be sucked away.

1 1. If I continue to suffer from insomnia like this, I will move to the moon.

12, I am a plucked sheep and lost cotton.

13, only eating watermelon and sleeping in summer are serious things.

14, everything is going backwards, only staying up late is improving.

15, tell you a terrible thing: staying up late will make you hungry.