Classic funny mood phrases

Selected collection of classic funny sayings and mood phrases:

It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

As long as a man has money, he will be destined to anyone.

Your mobile phone is cheaper than your phone bill.

As you move forward, looking at your back is enough for the world to clear up unconditionally.

What's so great about you is that I haven't forgotten you.

You paddle hard in the pool, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, and impressive diving! The old man on the shore is worried about me*! You drank up the cesspit and stopped letting me farm?

My dear, I have become accustomed to having your smell around me.

I think China Travel will work, but I won’t pay to see if you can do it.

When I die, can Tencent stop operations for a day?

I prefer watching Naruto, because if he dies, a whole village of Japanese will die.

I want to be a female gangster in mind, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance, and a Transformer in mind.

I only care about the people I care about, other people have nothing to do with me~

There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. Holy shit, TMD is a dead end.

While others hold hands, I hold my dog ??for a walk, take a look, and see who doesn’t like it and bites it twice.

Auntie: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I will give you back one child and one child next year.

If you fall down, stand up, and then fall down again in a good-looking position.

I received my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles. I touched my pockets and sighed, this month’s salary is free again.

In fact, it is not the mistress who is hateful, but the mistress who cannot withstand the temptation of the mistress.

Actually, I am not taller than you, I just have to look down at you.

Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money.

People are careful about sailing boats, but I am careful about driving a motorcycle.

Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome. Many lies had to be told again.

I have no money, really. My family only has a small restaurant? Diaoyutai.

I want to kill Baidu because it knows too much.

I have a basket of wishes, but I can’t wait for a shooting star.

I am smiling to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep!

I curse you, when you eat instant noodles, there are only instant noodles without seasoning packets.

In my next life, I will be a man and marry a woman like me. I will cherish and love her!

Modern women are so great. They are alone in the world, but they are pregnant without knowing it, and they have children without a father.

A girl called me: "Will you come to my house?" There was no one at home; I ran away excitedly. After knocking on the door for more than an hour, I found that no one was home.

I once thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

A worm on Monday, a dragon on Friday.

Men are like this after all. When they are good, they are better than angels, and when they are bad, they are worse than devils.

When you love someone, you only need to love him seven or eight points, and leave two or three points to love yourself properly!

I couldn’t find you on Baidu, so I had to go to Sogou. . . . .

Don’t cry at my grave. Dirty my path to reincarnation.

I have paid too much and gained nothing. The choice you mentioned is to exclude me.

Formatting yourself is just to delete you. If you can’t delete it, you can only delete yourself.

Advertising is to tell people that money can be spent this way.

I have spent my entire youth reviewing my youth, and I have to spend my entire life doubting life.