29 funny copywriting sentences

1. The weather is sentimental and old, and the correct way to eat barbecue on earth.

2. I am chasing Cupid's arrow, and you are flying in a bulletproof vest.

My lover is a hero in the world and will step on it one day.

Colorful slippers, come and help me fight cockroaches.

4.- How did you screw up a relationship? -Just ... normal.

Clothes hangers know more about fashion than humans. Wear everything, no matter how you wear it.

6. At my peak, a photo.

More than 500 comments,

More than 300 people want to meet me. But happiness is always short-lived, and I was soon caught stealing pictures.

7. There is something in the orange juice

3% oranges, photos

3% is the same as me.

8. I feel that I can't get married. I am young and know too much.

9. There is a saying in psychology called subconscious motivation. For example, you say "you are great" in the mirror before you go out every morning. After a period of time, that mirror will become a great mirror. 10. One cup of milk tea is twice as happy and two cups of milk tea are twice as heavy. 1 1. I wanted to go to bed early and hide, but I found myself insomnia.

12. What is love? More than half a year is called falling in love. In a day or two, thank you for your patronage. 0. Get back together with your ex and do it again.

13. Love starts from the face value, falls into talent, is loyal to personality, is infatuated with the body, is intoxicated with family, and finally collapses into material and loses to reality.

14. When he loves you, you look for clues to prove that he doesn't love you. When he doesn't love you, you pick up odds and ends to prove that he loves you. What's the matter?

Get married before 15.0 Now married 0. Get married at first. Later divorced, saying it was "a mistake." Before marriage, love is a myth; After marriage, love is a joke.

16. It is a common problem for women to get to the bottom of everything, but they can't stand the stimulation of the truth.

17. I asked him why he didn't reply to my message. He said he was afraid of giving me a cold, which was really sweet.

18. Say money is evil. Everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

19. I drank too much water late at night. In order to relieve the pressure on the bladder, my lacrimal gland helped me a lot.

20. Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like sports because I'm not the kind of person who longs for enjoyment.

2 1. If your husband smokes for the rest of his life, you can buy a small earring; If your husband drinks, you can buy a small ring. Don't make trouble when your husband is socializing. Buy a small necklace. Many years later, you are rich, you are rich, you are rich and have a diamond ring, and you are rich and prosperous. And he is just a bad old man.

22. "Eat so much every day. Do you really want to lose weight? " "Enjoy!"

23. Fat is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and a sphere is also a figure.

24. A flower and a world, a tree and a floating life; Eat a big bowl and sleep all day.

25. Knock out the cupcakes before eating, calm down before drinking cola, advise the sandwiches and biscuits to be divided before drinking milk, and tell a joke to make the ice cubes cry before biting.

26. The worst viruses are love and lies.

27. Insomnia is a ship that reaches the shore in the morning.

28. Stubborn not to choose, but finally became an option.

29. In a word