The humorous personality signature of 2022 girl WeChat is the complete works of three articles.

2022 girl's WeChat humorous personality signature: a collection of three articles (1) 1,? Maybe I am a bad person, but you will never meet the second me in your life.

2、? If you are my type, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating recently. Besides, you're not my type.

3、? There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

4、? Because when we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; When you get old, the mirror will always be flat!

5、? I hope you can hit me in the face with a bag of snacks for such a simple and rude friendship.

6、? Often a person says, I'm not bragging, but he begins to brag.

7、? A basket of radish and eggplant, whose children don't love it.

8、? Wow, I want to change it. Can it stick to people?

9、? Don't be afraid of women's material things. A woman without material things is even more terrible, because what she wants is true love, which is too rare for you to buy.

10、? You are all interesting, but I am stupid.

1 1、? You should eat enough and go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

12、? If there is an afterlife, I must be nervous, because if I leave, so will you.

13、? I won't leave you here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

14、? Handsome, too spicy, not handsome, can't get it.

15、? I heard that there will be radiation next to the pillow when I sleep, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow, which scared the baby to death.

16、? I like you very much, and you should like me more. Don't be stingy.

17、? Fat is presumptuous, thin is restrained.

18、? If there is no problem, we will get the certificate tomorrow.

19、? You are crazy, a little silly; Crazy to the end of the world

20、? A moment that should last forever has turned into a complicated situation.

2022 Female Students' Humorous Personality Signature on WeChat: Complete Works of Three Articles (2) 1, Why should I take you seriously? You are not my makeup contact lens.

2、? I can't sleep in the dark and windy night, so I have to visit you at your home.

3、? Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.

4、? I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

5、? There was once a holiday in front of me. I didn't play enough and didn't sleep enough, so I regretted it at work.

6、? I lied to me, and I hate it when people cheat me.

7、? The test is that I can accept the blow of being left behind.

8、? You were born in this world, living is a waste of resources, and dying is a waste of land.

9、? What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10、? Good-looking people may be bad, and bad-looking people may just be stupid.

1 1、? Don't think that this girl is unwanted, just think that this girl's love is not worthy of that man.

12、? When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

13、? Now people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do, but I am not satisfied.

14、? You'd better not regret missing me, because I will find someone better than you.

15、? Do you think you are short? Step on your right foot with your left foot to see if you have grown taller.

16、? No matter who you are with in the future, I won't wish you happiness.

17、? Life cannot be like cooking. Don't cook until all the materials are ready.

18、? I am not a good person, because I can't pretend to be a bad person like you.

19、? Cicadas in summer praise and mosquitoes in summer give red envelopes.

2022 Girls' Humorous Personality Signature on WeChat: The Complete Works of Three Articles (3) 1,? I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

2、? Do you know I don't like you? There are countless reasons to refuse you.

3、? As long as you are my friend, I will always support you.

4、? Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. So expensive

5、? Talking to you is a waste of saliva, and you have to pay with me.

6、? Money is not a problem, but I have no money.

7、? I fell in love with you, an addictive poison. How can I leave you?

8、? Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

9、? Adolescence love is like spirit. Whether you smoke or not, there are a group of Lin Zexu standing behind you.

10、? Just now, a beautiful girl was in front of me. We met for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

1 1、? How to coax a boyfriend when he is angry? Be more angry and let him coax you.

12、? I just want to find a shoulder that can bear my tears when I am frustrated and let me take a bite when I am happy.

13、? There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

14、? Yes, I will never be constipated again.

15、? You have the right to be a bitch, and Zhezhe has the strength to get you down.

16、? Take me to my parents if you can, and don't fall in love with me if you can't.

17、? People have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

18、? I wanted to die, so I bought a bottle of pesticide, and the lid said-another bottle.

19、? Remember that I can be dead set on you, or I can hate you without hesitation.

20、? Haplessness, don't be idle to hook up with men, because men know men too well.

2022 classic humor advanced homophonic terrier daquan

2022 Classic Humor Advanced Homophonic Pedicle (I) 1. Just after eating the medicine given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks and became impatient after eating it. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and dates.

2. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

3. A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the queen mother asked, "Is your son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

5. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

6. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

7. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? I still love you.

The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I eat when I am not hungry.

9. You are too bad. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is too bad (Kochakin)?

10. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

1 1. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

12. If Wang Zhi doesn't change it, it will demand compensation from Cai Yuan.

13. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, choo choo

14. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

15. Do you like the style of a lady or my epilepsy?

16. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle does the baby want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

17. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

18. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

19. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

20. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

2022 classic humor advanced homophonic pedicle (part 2) 2 1. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

22. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

23. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

24. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

26. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

27. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

28. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

29. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

30. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

3 1. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he is angry.

32. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving her to sweat.

33. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

34. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

35. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

36. One day, I died while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road. Did you hear that? Put it down.

37. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife who suffered from kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

38. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

39. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

40. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

2022 classic humor advanced homophonic terrier daquan (chapter 3) 4 1. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

42. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

43. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

44. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

45. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.

46. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

47. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

48. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

49. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

50. It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't go, don't go.

5 1. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

53. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yes, why did you give up?

55. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

56. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

57. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

58. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

59. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that? Did you make up?

60. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

Humor of 2022 College Students' Military Training

Humor in military training for college students in 2022-1. Students, be careful. I don't shoot easily. If I shoot, I will hurt someone. If I hurt someone, I will see blood. If I see blood, I will die!

2.？ Being with you is really worrying about my teenage head!

3.？ Drop your feet on the ground!

4.？ The teeth are very white. What toothpaste should I use?

5.？ I want to know why there is less and less spatial dynamics. It took me a long time to understand. It turns out that I went to military training with a crazy brush the other day.

6.？ Military training is a process that each of us has experienced. Military training is how many male gods become diaosi.

7.？ See what I'm doing? There are no flowers on my face, only pimples …

8.？ There was a mosquito flying in front of a girl, and the girl ducked slightly. The instructor looked at it and said, freeze! Wait until it bites you!

9.？ Instructor: You! Come here! Yes, only you! Don't look at me with such innocent eyes, it's no use! Suddenly I sneezed twice, so I suddenly said to the whole class, damn it, who is scolding me? !

10.？ I will kick you to death!

1 1.？ Don't let me see your white teeth, or I'll let you tan your teeth in the sun!

12.？ After military training, I successfully advanced to Black Egg.

13.？ Military training is actually a process from Gao Fushuai to poverty.

14.？ Military training is a place for black and white people.

15.？ There are a large number of "Bao Qingtian" ready to enter the middle school gate.

16.？ Move again! Move again and I'll kick you out!

17.？ Let me shout here: instructor, we miss you!

18.？ Believe it or not, I will push you out with one foot!

19.？ Abdomen in! Not pregnant yet! What a big belly!

20.？ The school gave Sun a nice name called military training.

Humor in college students' military training in 2022 II 1. A group of girls went to the toilet and were seen by the instructor. They snapped: going to the toilet is a very serious matter. Get in line! Come out of the toilet in high spirits and hold your head high!

2.？ Who told you to transfer! Automatic navigation? !

3.？ Do you want to remove your head ... put a wax gourd on it ... wax gourd is smarter than you!

4.？ Don't be whiter than anyone's skin during military training, because we are all tanned like loaches!

5.？ Instructor: Don't talk, or you will get angry with me and kill you physically.

6.？ During military training, I envy a short classmate because a tall classmate helps them keep out the sun.

7.？ Abdomen in! Not pregnant yet! What is your stomach?

8.？ Look at your kick. Do you want to fly?

9.？ Let the military training sun come more fiercely and make the military training hotter.

10.？ Flowers in the greenhouse, put on your green hats.

1 1.？ Don't look at me. Look at me. Such a handsome guy doesn't even know to look in front of you, a group of stupid children!

12.？ Student: Mr Heidi, why are your teeth so white? The instructor smiled, his teeth flashing white: I'll tell you another secret. (lowering his voice to be mysterious) I never brush my teeth! The whole class fell!

13.？ Talent! Talents in the new century! !

14.？ Be sure to take photos of yourself before military training, because you won't recognize yourself after military training.

15.？ Classmate: Instructor, what's your mobile phone number? ——; Classmate: Instructor, what's your QQ number? ——; Classmate: Instructor, did you cheat a three-year-old child? -Military secrets!

16.？ For your dream, struggle, struggle! There is a saying in the sky that military training is not a problem!

17.？ I would rather be in the rain for military training than accept a gift from Father Sun.

18.？ Laugh again and your teeth will explode!

19.？ Where there is military training, there will be sunny days. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

20.？ During military training, the instructor in the next class corrected a girl's military posture. Hold your head up! Chest out! Breast! Breast! Think about how sad and angry that girl's expression is.

Humor in military training for college students 2022 (3) 1. What are you laughing at? Laugh like a fart!

2.？ Instructor: Get your feet on the ground!

3.？ What are you laughing at? My teeth are going to laugh. I want to drink porridge tonight!

4.？ Instructor to a student: Come here! The student walked away with a smile, and the instructor said, I'm so fucking at a loss when you come here with a smile like that!

5.？ What are you laughing at? My teeth are going to laugh. Do you want to drink porridge tonight?

6.？ Coach: Do you have MP? Some people listen to me, some people sleep.

7.？ I finally understand why military training has to be turned around, so as to get a more even grandson.

8.？ Let's go, let's go. I know your martial arts are hidden. Don't you dare to challenge the authority of discipline, I'll waste your martial arts later!

9.？ Pull it out and shoot it for fifteen minutes next time you move!

10.？ Seek sunny days, high temperatures, 40 degrees, exposure and no wind. It doesn't matter how hard we are. We must let the seniors in Grade One have a good military training environment.

1 1.？ Chest out! Abdomen in! Lift the anus!

12.？ Military training made me understand what is the temptation to go home.

13.？ The student expressed concern: "Instructor, you are tanned." Instructor: "Black? I haven't been white since I got a tan last year! "

14.？ Rehearse the military songs in the morning, and hear the instructor next door heckling the students during the rehearsal. Sing: "All our soldiers are pigs"!

15.？ I sank again and suddenly remembered home-you are all homesick! Look up at the sun! ! !

16.？ Are you waiting in line? ! Why is there a curved straight line in front of me? !

17.？ I am a child who raises pigs, and I drive you around all day (OHMYGOD! So everyone is a pig)

18.？ Let the sun come more violently ... military training is wonderful!

19.？ How many African compatriots have been trained by military training?

20.？ Students, what is an urgent March? On the basis of your shopping, take your hand out of your trouser pocket and swing it back and forth. Ok, listen to the password: "March in haste" (well explained)

Humorous sentences about drinking in 2022

Drink a humorous sentence of 1 A drinking partner is lonely, not lonely. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

To tomorrow, and to the past.

Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

4. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

5. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

6. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

7. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

8. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

9. Ordinary people don't drink and have no fun at all.

10. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

1 1. Be careful when drinking, and don't get drunk after drinking.

12. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, and it is even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.

13. It doesn't rain in the sky and it's dry underground. Does replacing wine with tea count? It's a pity to drink so much.

14. It is a waste in the world for men not to drink.

15. Wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

16. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

17. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

18. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

19. All rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

When I leave home, I will ask this young lady to accompany me.

2 1. I was never your name when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.

22. The guest gets drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed.

23. Every kind of wine is known to be short of thousands of glasses. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

24. Do you drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

25. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

26. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

27. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!

28. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is that small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last long. Nothing can be done without wine.

29. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

30. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!

3 1. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

32. I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most intimate!

33. I can't drink, I have no future, I only drink, and my promotion is unpredictable.

34. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

35. It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

36. I would rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a rift in my feelings.

37. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

38. Too sentimental to drink.

39. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.

40. There are thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

2022 drinking funny sentences 3 4 1. One cup after another, three cups is not much.

42. If you can't reach the food, stand up.

43. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.

44. The commodity economy is in great circulation, and two cups are enlivened by opening up.

45. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

46. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

47. I drank wine today and got drunk today.

48. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

49. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

50. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

5 1. If you don't get drunk, you can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

52. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.

53. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

54. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

55. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

56. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

57. Wine gives courage, but it makes people sentimental.

58. Time flies like lightning, and it's hard to catch up.

59. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;