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In The Journey to the West, Wu Cheng'en often used concise words to summarize the appearance of characters. For example, the most commonly used word to describe Wukong is "hairy-faced Leigong mouth", and the description of Bajie is "long mouth and big ears", which is very vivid. Only when describing Friar Sand, the most commonly used word is "unlucky-faced monk". As I said before, Friar Sand is a mortal who cultivates immortality, and the process of cultivating immortality can make mortals thoroughly remould themselves and change their temperament. Therefore, after he became an immortal, he was generally a sage-like type and looked very good. Moreover, Friar Sand, as a general of roller blinds, stands beside the Jade Emperor, representing the majestic image of heaven, and being handsome is the basic requirement. Friar Sand claimed to be the general of the roller shutter, saying, "Hanging a tiger's head card around his waist and holding a demon-reducing staff. The golden helmet is shining on the head, and the armor is shiny. I will escort you first, and I will go in and out with the DPRK. " All day long, it is enough for a person to develop a sense of bureaucracy. Look at those big leaders, they are not big-eared, they look extraordinary, and they call names so handsome. Wu Cheng'en is so talented that he seldom writes freely in the book, so there are many words "unlucky face".

Let's analyze this problem from the side first. Throughout the Journey to the West, from beginning to end, the Tang Priest was the object of all kinds of monsters. Male monsters generally want to eat Tang Priest's meat, while female monsters often want to light candles with him. As early as the eightieth time, the white-haired mouse spirit, the goddaughter of King Tuota, once said, "The Tang Priest is a child, and I want to take him to cooperate with him to become the A Jin fairy of Taiyi, but I don't know that this monkey saw through my method and saved him. If you untie the rope, let me down and grab the general at hand, but not my guy? " The effect of eating the Tang priest's meat is only to prolong life, but the broken Tang priest's body can become the A Jin fairy of Taiyi, which shows how precious the fairy's virgin body is. Therefore, Friar Sand, as a rare virgin in heaven, must live in the eyes of many fairies all day.

Virginity is so precious that people who don't cultivate immortality through sex usually pay great attention to keeping Yuanyang's solidity. If you accidentally lose Yuanyang, you will lose your skills and your color will change greatly. Therefore, Mao Seventeen came to the conclusion that Friar Sand had changed from a good-looking shutter general to a "unlucky face" because he had lost the essence of Yuanyang.

It is said that a short story competition was held abroad, demanding that religion, royalty, sex, suspense and incisiveness be integrated in as few words as possible. There is only one sentence in the award-winning novel: "Oh, my God, the queen is pregnant. Who did it?" The story of Friar Sand can also be summed up in this way, that is, "The Jade Emperor, confined the general to lose his virginity. Who did it? " The secret history of Friar Sand is revealed.

Who made Friar Sand lose his virginity?

The biggest possibility is the heavenly queen. If Friar Sand is the last virgin of heaven, it will certainly arouse the infinite interest of the Queen Mother. In addition, the Empress Dowager should also know the information that the Jade Emperor is having an affair outside, and the breakthrough from Friar Sand is definitely the most direct. Although Friar Sand is pure-hearted and determined, how powerful is the Queen Mother, and where can he resist it?

This also explains why Friar Sand was demoted. Covering up your own scandal is a common practice in official history, but as long as you look closely, you can always find clues. First love is the most precious experience in life. The virgin who has practiced for thousands of years, the seed of love, has a pure spiritual world. If one day, he gives his most precious Yuanyang essence to a woman, then this woman will undoubtedly become his unforgettable first love. But Friar Sand's affection is misplaced, and the Queen Mother is definitely not worth paying. So at the flat peach party, when Friar Sand learned that the purpose of the party was "courtship" and the glass lamp in his hand was filled with the so-called "love wine", Friar Sand's heart was broken ... Desperate Friar Sand threw the glass lamp on the ground and angrily asked the Queen Mother why she was playing with his feelings. How powerful is Friar Sand's words to the immortals present here? "Missed" broke the jade glass, and all the gods lost their souls. Why did they lose their souls? That's why.

But in the queen mother's view, the sand monk who was played by her has long been of little value, and at most it is a pile of scum. In order to shut up Friar Sand, she must punish Friar Sand. At the Jade Emperor's place, his anger can be imagined when he saw that his most trusted bodyguard had cuckolded himself. Moreover, the Jade Emperor is even more afraid that if this continues, the angry Friar Sand will probably shake out his relationship with the goddess Chang 'e and other immortals. So the Jade Emperor, full of hatred and fear, personally exiled Friar Sand to a deserted place like Liushahe, and every seven days he used a flying sword to pierce Friar Sand's chest to remind him not to reveal the secret. Poor Friar Sand, it took hundreds of years to meet the Tang Priest and go to learn the scriptures together. Finally, I got a green card from the West and got rid of the clutches of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor.

For more than 1000 years, Friar Sand never mentioned this matter to others, and the news media in the sky never mentioned it, for fear of revenge from the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor. So in the journey to the west, we can only see an unlucky coolie image. No one knows that he was once the last virgin in a glorious paradise. "The bosom friend is difficult! It's hard to know a bosom friend, but it's really hard to know. Every time I meet a confidant, it is a once-in-a-lifetime thing! " Fortunately, after a thousand years, the school of neuroarchaeology was born, and this love story of Friar Sand finally came out. I wonder if Friar Sand can feel a little relieved about this? When describing the experience of cultivating immortals, Friar Sand once said, "All of them travel around the world because of learning Taoism, just to find a teacher to travel around the vast land." When I posted this article in Tianya, were you reading it, Friar Sand?

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How about I echo an article by Lao Sha in his early years? See:

This old sand is called Sha Wujing in The Journey to the West, nicknamed Friar Sand, and honored as Friar Sand. Formerly known as Cha, a native of Tibetan countries in the western regions (suspected to be in Uzbekistan, Xinjiang), became a monk in his early years and his fame soared. He was appointed as the General of Royal Guards in Lingxiao Hall. His weapon is a mord, which is called "Killing the Demon Staff while Taking the Heart". At the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, I accidentally broke the "Buddha colored glass luminous cup" as a birthday present for the Queen Mother because of curiosity and wine. The Queen Mother was displeased and the Emperor was furious. He was sentenced to be removed from his immortal post and sent to rebuild on earth. That's not enough. In addition, every week, students are punished by "flying swords through the chest" 108 times, which is very miserable. It was not until Guanyin Bodhisattva found someone to learn from the scriptures that she hoped to get rid of it. Lao Sha is not smart enough, and because he has been punished by "flying a sword through his chest" for a long time, he is too sad, so his mind is more stupid, so that he has worked harder and less on the way to learn from the scriptures.

At that time, the place where the dust fell was called Liusha River, so when Guanyin Bodhisattva shaved Laosha, she took this river as her surname and called it "Sha Wujing". Wujing Mingmen said that it is a sect with Wukong's enlightenment, but it is actually homophonic. He said: Suffering is "endless", so is Buddhism as long as you convert to Buddhism. Someone asked, why did Guanyin, the third helper of Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures, look for Lao Sha, a fool, instead of someone as talented as Erlang God? According to Three Realms (Journey to the West), the Tang Priest's family was robbed, his father was killed, and his pregnant mother was taken to the cottage and forced to "hold the village". Tang Priest was born only half a day, so he had to put it in a wooden basin and throw it into the river to find his own way. Tang Priest's life should not be doomed. It happened that an elder of the temple was rescued and kept in the temple. His name is "Jiang Liuer" and he became a monk in his early years. So, by God's will, when Guanyin asked someone to learn from the scriptures, Lao Sha got a chance to escape because of the word "Jiang Liuer" passing by Shahe. Taking this opportunity, Lao Sha followed him to learn from the scriptures, shouldered the heavy burden for Tang Priest, was loyal and worked hard.

On the other hand, Lao Sha's original name comes from a certain origin. Lao Sha's Tao soared at the beginning. Seeing that he was honest and taciturn, the Emperor of Heaven had better take care of him to avoid the secrets from the palace. Therefore, among ordinary novice immortals, surpassing him to become a general of internal security is actually a bodyguard officer guarding the gate between the main hall and the inner palace, hence the name "confinement". There are three ways to write the word "curtain" in China: curtain, curtain and towel+cheap, which refer to bamboo curtain and summer cloth curtain respectively. The curtain of the Heavenly Palace should be made of "pearl agate", which has special significance. Curtains, as the boundary between inside and outside, cover the eyes and improve privacy. In the folk, a good family's room must have a bead curtain; Wang's daughter's room, no matter how poor, should be hung with a bamboo curtain; Of course, if you live in a rough house, you can see the world with your eyes wide open, just like laughing shirtless every day. Officials mainly refer to the privacy and confidentiality of positions, which originated from the imperial examination system. In the past, examiners were collectively referred to as screen officers after obtaining provincial examinations and taking exams. The curtain officer is divided into inside and outside curtain, which is called outside curtain officer outside the examination supervisor and inside the examiner and the same subject. The curtain of the curtain officer was taken down from the door curtain. It turns out that there is a Supreme Court in Hiram's Hospital with a door behind it. The examiners, housing officials, internal reference supervisors, internal reference supervisors, internal Tibetan officials and other officials keep, examine and live in the hall. Three days before the exam, these officials entered through the small door behind the Supreme Court, and the invigilator immediately sealed the door and separated it with curtains. This curtain becomes a boundary. The examiner in the curtain is called an insider; The invigilators outside the curtain, including officials who supervise, transmit, supervise, collect, print, copy and read, are called outside curtain officials. The door is closed, the curtain is separated, and the inner curtain and the outer curtain define the activity space respectively and perform their respective duties. They are not allowed to go back and forth freely inside and outside the curtain, and internal and external business should be communicated through the threshold. These are the official systems of the imperial examination, and the general official system is changed to a curtain, and the confidant is called the staff, although the official position is also kind and generous; Others are called colleagues or big bosses, although they should be avoided in the same year. Emperor Tiandi personally appointed Lao Sha as the "general of shutter" to guard against internal and external challenges, which shows his high dependence and trust. However, the punishment for a mistake is extremely heavy. This is really like a tiger and a gentleman.

In The Journey to the West, Lao Sha is a big stupid bird, and he is silent, which makes people almost suspect that he is very shrewd, as if "loyalty is like a villain". People's secular desires are the same, because they are controlled by this and that, so they are sensitive, intelligent and stupid. If you are sensitive to the world, you are the next generation. If you were stupid in your last life, you will be smart in your next life, and you will have your own destiny. Lao Sha learned the Tao wisely, so he got the Tao. After becoming an immortal, he was so reticent that he skipped classes and got promoted; Because of the intention, the wine was particularly indulgent, which led to a mistake and was finally convicted. Then, Lao Sha honestly helped Tang Priest to travel to the west successfully, and finally achieved the positive result of "Lohan Bodhisattva with Eight Treasures and Golden Bodies". Therefore, most of the myths in our country are mainly to persuade people to be good, supplemented by coercion and prohibition of evil. I think, nowadays, love is indispensable and should not exist again; Desire should not be forbidden or vertical. In addition, Lao Sha's two brothers are monkeys and pigs, one with a monkey face and one with a pig face. It goes without saying that they have big ears. Lao Sha is a human body with a strange appearance. The book said that it was an "unlucky" face, which seemed to belong to African blacks or Middle Eastern Arabs. I thought Lao Sha was originally a member of the "Usz Tibetan country", but after he ascended to heaven, he descended to earth and stayed in the Liusha River on the eastern border, because of a demon or because of the ethnic minorities in the west. Thousands of years later, during the Northern Song Dynasty, corrupt officials were rampant in China and the people were poor. Lao Sha descended to the world as a "golden arhat", turned into a "thick, black and fat", holding a mord weighing 84 kilograms, and named it "Gu Tian Xing Hua (please pay special attention here, flowers and sand are homophonic, which is the foreshadowing of Shi Naian)". His surname is Luminda. Lao Lu's chivalry and helping the poor are very different from what he did when he was a "shutter door". As soon as it appeared, it was "three punches to kill the town of Kansai"; In Wutai mountain, drink and eat dog meat, get drunk and hit the mountain gate; In Suoguo Temple, pulling weeping willows and subduing gangsters; In the wild pig forest, flying sticks take a hundred steps to help the leopard head Lin Chong; Later, when Song Wu and other righteous men gathered in Erlong Mountain and Sanshan Mountain, they joined all the heroes in Liangshan, Shui Bo, and made great achievements.